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Now Loading Kids Next Door mission:
Operation: L.U.M
Love-struck Unusual Monster
Writing operative: Cybertoy00
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane were not having a good time. Sure, their vacation in Japan was pleasant enough, but they were hoping to find something there to use against their archrivals, the Kids Next Door before returning to America. They were currently wandering around a district of Tokyo called Tomobiki, because they heard weird things happened around that district and they were hoping to use that weirdness against the KND. Unfortunately, nothing seemed that useful. And the most frustrating thing was that a Buddhist monk kept popping up to annoy them. They had just about given up when they heard someone yell, "DARLING NO BAKA!!!" And something that sounded like, ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!! The DCFDTL set off to investigate.
Ataru lay on the ground in a burnt heap. Sometimes it just wasn't smart to get out of bed. Why does Lum have to zap him every time he asks a girl out? It just wasn't fair! To be fair, in Lum's defense, Ataru didn't actually ask the aforementioned girl. More like, threw himself in to her breasts, really. "Excuse me" Ataru looked up to see five foreign children staring at him. There were two girls and three boys. One girl, the shortest, was slightly chubby and wore glasses and styled her hair in two pigtails. The shortest boy was blond with his hair cut Moe-style.(AN: If you don't know what a Moe-style haircut is, I pity you) The other girl was taller than the boy, and looked quite similar to him, except her hair was not braided and wore a pink bow. The second tallest boy wore a football helmet that hid what his face looked like. The tallest boy had brown hair that covered his eyes. Their eyes held no emotion. Ataru wasn't sure who these weird kids were, but his first thought about them was, "Who the heck were these weirdoes?!" Ataru looked at them. Yeah?" He asked. The five children, in unison, asked, "Who was that lady you were with?" "Which one?" Asked Ataru. " The one that.zapped you." The children answered, "We wish to know more about her." Ataru stared. How could these kids talk at the same time? It was scary. And why did they want to know about Lum? Ataru figured it was the same kind of weirdness Tomobiki attracted. Or maybe they were from that Eerie, Indiana place he heard about.Ataru decided to tell these kids about Lum. Maybe they'd go away then. "That," He said dramatically, "Was my 'fiancé' Lum. She can be pretty nice sometimes, but don't get on her bad side. Otherwise, it's ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Ataru looked at the five children. "Is that enough?"
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane smiled an evil smile. "Thank you very much, kind sir." They said, and then started laughing an evil laugh. Ataru stared at the DCFDTL for a few minutes, then turned and ran. He wanted to get away from these weirdoes, and fast!
Meanwhile, Cherry stared at the exchange with solemn expression. "It's fate!" He said to no one in particular.
Lum flew around down the street to Ataru's house in thought. Why did her Darling always chase these girls when he had her? It made no sense! She then wondered what life would be like if Ataru had not "proposed" to her(Actually, what Ataru meant when he said, "Now I can marry her!" He was talking about Shinobu!). She then notced a little boy, probably eleven years old, waving her down. The boy was wearing a uniform of some kind, and had blond hair. "Yes?" She asked, flying down to him. The boy then gave her a box and ran off. Confused, Lum opened the box to find a beautiful necklace, made of a strange green rock. Intrigued, Lum put the necklace on.
The blonde boy ran back to his fellow Delightful Children and gave them a thumbs up. She took the bait! He then assumed his normal position with the DCFDTL. The football helmeted child then pulled out a strange remote from his pocket. He pushed the big red button on it.
Lum flew in to Ataru's room via window. She saw Ataru sitting on his bed reading an manga. "Darling!" She cried. Ataru looked up from his manga. "Hi, Lum." He said. He then noticed the necklace Lum was wearing. "Where'd you get that necklace?" Lum was about to tell him, when suddenly she fell silent. Without so much as a good-bye, Lum flew out the window. Ataru didn't know what just happened. Snapping out of his stupor, Ataru dived out the window after Lum. What happened next would be described as Ataru plummeting to ground, and landing with a CRASH!!!
Lum, still in a trance, floated up to The Delightful Children From Down The Lane. The DCFDTL asked her, "Hello, Lum. Would you like to come to America with us? We would so like to.introduce.you to our dear friends, the Kids Next Door."
Now Loading Kids Next Door mission:
Operation: L.U.M
Love-struck Unusual Monster
Writing operative: Cybertoy00
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane were not having a good time. Sure, their vacation in Japan was pleasant enough, but they were hoping to find something there to use against their archrivals, the Kids Next Door before returning to America. They were currently wandering around a district of Tokyo called Tomobiki, because they heard weird things happened around that district and they were hoping to use that weirdness against the KND. Unfortunately, nothing seemed that useful. And the most frustrating thing was that a Buddhist monk kept popping up to annoy them. They had just about given up when they heard someone yell, "DARLING NO BAKA!!!" And something that sounded like, ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!! The DCFDTL set off to investigate.
Ataru lay on the ground in a burnt heap. Sometimes it just wasn't smart to get out of bed. Why does Lum have to zap him every time he asks a girl out? It just wasn't fair! To be fair, in Lum's defense, Ataru didn't actually ask the aforementioned girl. More like, threw himself in to her breasts, really. "Excuse me" Ataru looked up to see five foreign children staring at him. There were two girls and three boys. One girl, the shortest, was slightly chubby and wore glasses and styled her hair in two pigtails. The shortest boy was blond with his hair cut Moe-style.(AN: If you don't know what a Moe-style haircut is, I pity you) The other girl was taller than the boy, and looked quite similar to him, except her hair was not braided and wore a pink bow. The second tallest boy wore a football helmet that hid what his face looked like. The tallest boy had brown hair that covered his eyes. Their eyes held no emotion. Ataru wasn't sure who these weird kids were, but his first thought about them was, "Who the heck were these weirdoes?!" Ataru looked at them. Yeah?" He asked. The five children, in unison, asked, "Who was that lady you were with?" "Which one?" Asked Ataru. " The one that.zapped you." The children answered, "We wish to know more about her." Ataru stared. How could these kids talk at the same time? It was scary. And why did they want to know about Lum? Ataru figured it was the same kind of weirdness Tomobiki attracted. Or maybe they were from that Eerie, Indiana place he heard about.Ataru decided to tell these kids about Lum. Maybe they'd go away then. "That," He said dramatically, "Was my 'fiancé' Lum. She can be pretty nice sometimes, but don't get on her bad side. Otherwise, it's ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Ataru looked at the five children. "Is that enough?"
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane smiled an evil smile. "Thank you very much, kind sir." They said, and then started laughing an evil laugh. Ataru stared at the DCFDTL for a few minutes, then turned and ran. He wanted to get away from these weirdoes, and fast!
Meanwhile, Cherry stared at the exchange with solemn expression. "It's fate!" He said to no one in particular.
Lum flew around down the street to Ataru's house in thought. Why did her Darling always chase these girls when he had her? It made no sense! She then wondered what life would be like if Ataru had not "proposed" to her(Actually, what Ataru meant when he said, "Now I can marry her!" He was talking about Shinobu!). She then notced a little boy, probably eleven years old, waving her down. The boy was wearing a uniform of some kind, and had blond hair. "Yes?" She asked, flying down to him. The boy then gave her a box and ran off. Confused, Lum opened the box to find a beautiful necklace, made of a strange green rock. Intrigued, Lum put the necklace on.
The blonde boy ran back to his fellow Delightful Children and gave them a thumbs up. She took the bait! He then assumed his normal position with the DCFDTL. The football helmeted child then pulled out a strange remote from his pocket. He pushed the big red button on it.
Lum flew in to Ataru's room via window. She saw Ataru sitting on his bed reading an manga. "Darling!" She cried. Ataru looked up from his manga. "Hi, Lum." He said. He then noticed the necklace Lum was wearing. "Where'd you get that necklace?" Lum was about to tell him, when suddenly she fell silent. Without so much as a good-bye, Lum flew out the window. Ataru didn't know what just happened. Snapping out of his stupor, Ataru dived out the window after Lum. What happened next would be described as Ataru plummeting to ground, and landing with a CRASH!!!
Lum, still in a trance, floated up to The Delightful Children From Down The Lane. The DCFDTL asked her, "Hello, Lum. Would you like to come to America with us? We would so like to.introduce.you to our dear friends, the Kids Next Door."
