ALL IN THE FAMILY

CHAPTER TWO

IT BEGINS

Hello. I hope you like this chapter. I do not own X-men evolution.

To Girl number 1- Thanx. A Gothic group. Mwahahahahahah, Bwahahahahaha. I'm looking forward to more ideas.

To Ishandahalf- There will be many a tortures and many a romyness's.

To Lulu- It's too early for him to walk in on Romy or Jonda but *laughs twisted and evily*

To Panther Nesmith- I totally agree, plus I missed the funeral.

To everyone else- Thanks for your support. Keep the ideas coming.

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"Now please, pick your leader. Us older folks will come back in an hour, we just need to uhhh.... How do I say this-" but before Professor could finish he was cut off by the vicious Wolverine. "Were going to go out and get roaring drunk in celebration of being away from you, you had better of picked a leader by then," he finished with a nasty look on his face. "Pietro, every villian has to know how to be drunk. Normally it's from wine, because wine is cool to swish around while mocking your foes. Now since your just starting out you can use beer, but because of your uber fast, freaky yet kewl metabolism you have to drink as much as Wolverine. Now come," said the guy in the red and purple suit, unaware of the havoc he would cause. The white-haired speed demon was smirking,' Dad is teaching me how to get drunk. Unreal, cool, but totally unreal.'

The adults bustled out the door as fast they could. Everyone blinked as they heard all the tires squealing and the pavement burning. Then silence, for about ten seconds. Then the tire sounds were back. Wolverine, with the stealth and speed of a panther, jumped threw the front window. The shattered glass landed around everyone's feet. The wounds from the glass quickly healed, since Wolverine had such a spiffy power. He looked up and everyone was silent, staring at him. He walked slowly to the counter, staring at all the people staring at him. He pick up a bunch of wallets from the counter right before he walked slowly back and jump through the window. It seemed he thought the window was still there, because as soon as he was out he sighed and said," Man, the kids in there are so WIERD," before walking off.

The room was silent for a second befor the room's occupants heard the squeals of tires and everyone blinked agian. At least we think everyone blinked, who knows with that Scott Summers. He could never blink, never sleep, or even be cross eyed. Scott gulped as he noticed everyone was looking at his glasses, except Jean, who was to busy looking for flaws in everyone. 'GET IN GROUPS AND WORK NOW,' the Proffesor's voice in their heads and they all jumped before running of to their groups. Soon the room was filled with the usual senseless chatter that a teenager makes.

Group one, containing Kitty, Kurt, Lance, and Piotr, was in a vivid conversation. They had decided that they would vote for a leader. You were not allowed to vote for yourself. 'The perfect opportunity to gain Kitty's love,' figured Lance as he wrote down Kitty on his little slip of paper. 'Maybe Katzchan vill make a gute leader, augh who am I kidding. But she vill like me better if I do zis. I hope so,' thought Kurt as he wrote down Kitty on hi paper. Piotr didn't write on his sheet at all, and Kitty scribbled it down quickly. "Okay I'll, like, read the votes. This will totally be majority rules okay. Piotr said he didn't care, so it's, like, an odd number now. Ummm first is, wow me. The second is me too. Guess we don't have to read mine then, 'cause either way I am the leader," said Kitty, finishing with a giggle.

Kurt and Lance glared at each other. "Ze only reason zat you chose her vas to geet on her good grazes," yelled Kurt at Lance who screamed back," So did you, you hippycroc." "It's called Hippocrate, and I am not even English," smirked Kurt. Lance gave a war cry and lunged at Kurt. Kurt, nimble as he was, hurled the rock tumbler off him before wrapping his furry fith appendage (tail) around Lance's neck. Kitty didn't notice any of this though, as she was talking with the Iron Giant. "I did pick you, you know," giggled Kitty. He smiled his thanks, and was about to express it orally when he notice how beautiful her eyes were and soon they were transfixed in each others gaze via Rogue and Remy on DOR. The didn't even know that behind them Kurt was giving Lance swirlies.

Group two was having a much worse time. The second they were within five feet of each other, Rat and Roberto were locked in a fist fight. Tabitha was hiding behind Fred who was, of course, eating. She smiled at the thought that it was safe until a random zap of electricity hit the Blobs food. Fred didn't get mad, in fact he just looked in the direction of the duelers and asked," Could you be more careful." Ray, with his short-temper, shouted," Shut up you big tub of lard." Fred's eye grew to the size of tomatoes and his face reddened. "DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE BLOB," screamed Fred and both boys creamed like little baby's and ran. Tabitha saw she was alone and smiled. She wrote her name down as leader.

In group three Scott was leader. They didn't vote or anything, Scott just decided he was leader without waiting for anyone to get a say in it. After all he was team leader and if he wanted DICKtatorship, Jean supported him. She said so in his head. Of course the next day instead of water, slime came out of the shower head, and all his underwear was frozen. Still he was leader.

Group four just shrugged and did rock paper scissors. Rahne and Sam were excluded because it's hard to play and make out at the same time. Amara won and her and Jubilee started talking about top 100 cute boys they know. When Jubes mentioned that Sam was cute she was attacked by a rabid wolf. When Amara told her Sam was not on the list she too was attacked for insulting her boyfriend.

In group five much bonding was taking place. "Hey Jamie, did Ororo go get drunk with the rest of them," Rogue questioned the young boy. "I think she went to her bedroom, but I'm not sure. I'll go check," answered Multiple enthusiastically and was off like a flash. Rogue's and Wanda's backs were facing the two acolytes as they watched Jamie run off. The two men gulped when they saw the girls evil, demented grins, as they turned around. "We have decided that you two are not cool enough to be in are group. We are going to give you a total makeover so you can ride with us. Do not worry for we have some clothes for Jamie, but he is too young to have on and even see some of the stuff we are going to do to you," Wanda said in a strange hypnotic voice. With that the both nodded dumbly.

Rogue and Wanda led the two boys to the bathroom. "Now then, what type of earring will they have," Wanda asked her partner asked. "Wait, how will you pierce us, safe and clean and painless. Right," the confused, scared Cajun asked. Rogue smirked," Will pierce it with a thumb tack, stick the earring inside, and give you toilet paper."

"What's the toilet paper for," inquired the pyromaniac, fear glowing from his eyes. "To wipe off the blood," Wanda said simply.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two screams were heard through out the mansion. Even little Jamie plugged his ears, and he was on the other side of the mansion. He had gotten lost looking for Miss Storms room.

All the groups downstairs took a break and looked at the door. As the listened they her crashes and sounds of struggle. Suddenly they heard a ripping sound. Everyone of the nosy little eavesdroppers gasped, the goths were using duck tape.

"Now where is that hair die, aha."

"Does this look good with this."

"Definitely, beanie or bandana."

"Beanie, where is the black make up."

"MMMPPPPHHH- MMMOEEMMMPHH."

"Quiet, it's just a tiny bit."

"MMMMMMPPPPHHHHHFFFFFF"

"The duck tapes ripping, need more."

"Hey, my tattoo making kit."

"Cool, do you know how to use it."

"Mostly, I took a few classes, skipped the last two and went to a professional to get mine. Wanna try it on them."

"GGGGGPPPPHHHHFFFFFRRRRRRR"

"Sure, why not."

"Ready then Wanda."

"Don't forget, I didn't take any classes."

"Okay then, you start out watching, then you do John."

"Deal. I'll take of Remy's shirt."

"Oh my god. I m-m-mean WOW!!"

"Yeah."

Everyone shivered as the machine turned on and the sounds of pain were heard. It went on for a while and the occasional oops was heard. They sighed in relief when the machine was turned of and talk of clothing, makeup, hair, and how hot the guys were. Upstairs Jamie was sure he saw a picture talking and a stair case moving, but finally he saw Ororo's room. He cocked his head in puzzlement. What was she doing in there to make sounds like that. Only one way to find out. First though, he had to go bathroom. Might as well put on the cloths Rogue gave him too. Then the door.

Everyone quickly went back to there groups as the door prepared to open. The door opened and the two newly made goths came out, followed by the miracle workers. The boys were, in one word, sexy. In three words, sexy beyond belief. Jean stared at them both and decided to start on each boy in last name alphabetical order.

Jean started to walk over to where John was standing. She started to try to get her pray by her idea of a subtile approach and said, "Man John, you are hot. Feel those muscles-" Wanda felt rage ready to rip her apart just to get Jean. 'I don't like him.I don't like him.I don't like him.I don't like him. Oh my god. Did she just...... DIE YOU STUPID *&^&*& MWAHAHAHAHA,' were Wanda's thought she forced herself to control her powers and glared at Jean.

As Jean was once again moving in she tripped over a ladybug and went flying. She landed in a tub of glue, bounced and landed in a box of African itchy ants. The ants not only tuck to the glue but made her unbearably itchy. She ran around until she landed in a pile of pies. At first she was relived. She was dirty but pies weren't the worst thing that could happen. Then she relised that these were pies Kitty made. Bubble gum pies were stuck to her hair and it smelled like cheese with a hint of carrots. Scott ran to help, slipped on a pie and went flying out the window landing in his care. Fortunately a bunch of pies had gotten stuck to him, so now his care was covered in pie.

'Almost at the door,' thought cute little gothic Jamie. He squeased the handle and turned. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," screamed Jamie, before running downstairs. The people inside the room were to busy to notice.

"...and that's what I saw," Jamie finished to Rogue. The poor boy was shivering and crying. Rogue took a deep breath and began," Jamie it is time you heard of the birds and the bees...." while thinking,' Ororo and Hank, unbeliveable.'

------How to be evil-------

"Now son swish the wine in that direction and laugh maniacely. Good.. good... slow down a bit my good boy. No, slow down. Do not speed up. Pietro stop laughing maniacely, slow down. Don't open that. Stop swirling. Oh my god. TWISTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. WINE TWISTER AND IT'S EVERYMAN FOR THEMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"