ALL IN THE FAMILY
CHAPTER THREE
HOUSE
I don't own X-men Evolution.
ishandahalf- thanks a bunches, more hilarity and some romyness in this chapter.
vagabond- Thanks for the support. Also you underestimate the powers of ducktape. Duck tape can hold anything, even Pietro on suger high.
IwillmarryJustinTimberlake- Pietro will need that soon. Any idea on evil lessons for Pietro.
Girl number 1- Thanks for the idea's. Keep them coming but remember, I am only fourteen.
Panther Nesmith- Thank Girl Number 1 for the scene. I loved the idea though wrote it down. That has to count for something.
Rogue Worrior Spirit- I know!!! Guess who he gets the talk from. Her guardian was a lesbian too. No offense to any out there.
Latin Rose- Really. Thanks. *Gets all teary eyed.
Tuva- Thanks for the review.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME. I AM 14 JUNE 27@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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"BABIES ARE MADE LIKE ~/THAT/~. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" The birds outside flew off because of the tremendously of Jamies yell. Rogue looked at Jamie in sympathy. She had been forced to give THE TALK because Wanda was trying to keep the boys from becoming ungothic. Speak of the witch. "They are going to keep the dark clothes, piercing, and tattoo, but the refuse to keep the hairdye, make up, and hair accessories. I was forced to agree, mostly 'cause John is still hot. Not that I like him," the Scarlet Witch announced. "Suuuuuuuure," Rogue smirked knowingly. "You like the Cajun," she snarled.
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Not"
"Too"
"NOT"
"TOO"
"We're baaaack," yodeled the voices of Remy and John. "HI," both girls yelled, stopping the argument. Both of their eyes widened in shock of how hot the boys looked. While Wanda stared at John and Rogue stared at Remy, Jamie stared at all of them wondering why the girls were drooling. Before Jamie could ask, the professor made an announcement on the intercom system. "STUDENTS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE HANGER/GARAGE, WE'RE LEAVING FOR THE AIRPORT SOON."
"Shoot, we nevah picked a leadah," Rogue exclaimed. "Ya, we were supposed to do that last night," Wanda concurred. "Okay den. Remy say we do rock paper scissors," Remy decided. Jamie hid a smirk. The all huddled and put out there hand. "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot." Everyone noticed that their were three Jamies, each holding a different symbol. "Mwahahaha Bwahahahah. I am the leader," Jamie exclaimed. Everyone gulped.
"LISTEN UP YOU IMPUTENT MAGGOTS. TEAM 5 AND 3 GO TO THE X-JET. TEAM 1,2, AND 4 GO TO THE X-VAN. ALL BOYS WHO REFUSE TO FOLLOW ORDERS WILL BE CASTRATED EXCEPT SCOTT 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CASTRATE. ALL GIRLS AND SCOTT WHO REFUSE TO FOLLOW ORDERS WILL BE FORCED TO EAT KITTY'S COOKING," Pietro shouted, before laughing maniacally. "Good job Son. No damage this time either. You are learning," the speed demons father congratulated his only boy. At least I think he is the only boy. Him and Mystique are like rabbits, though not with each other. I think.. I hope... Any ways.
As Rogue's group and the group with the preps were walking to the hanger, Bobby and Rogue were conveniently walking side by side. "Here is tha phone ahnd tha digital camera. Ah'll help yah come up with wahys to prank thah preppers and yah email mah the pictures. You can email mah at the email is untouchablegoth@Xinstitute.com. Bye," Rogue schemed. As she was walking pass Scott and Jean she heard them talking. "Hope yall have fun ahn tha airoplane with mah," she said with an evil look on her face.
"Why do we have to go on the plane with the Satanic Goth B****es," Jean whined in her usual whiny voice. Of course this means she acually has a low self confidence and is san emotional problems. Or it could be because she is a whiney, pampered up, snobby, bi*** of a prep. I vote for the second one. "We are here to make sure they don't kill Jamie, or have a make out session with the boys. That's what Prof. X said," Scott assured the red headed w****.
Rogue was about to comment but she was beat to it by Wanda. "Thought you didn't swear, and don't worry about us satanic demon worshippers killing Jamie, but worry for your own saftey," she finished with a smirk. Jamie had heard the whole thing and jumped up yelling," Power to the goths." "Hell yah!" Rogue agreed even though she knew Jamie had no idea what a goth was. Rogue and Wanda high fived then started a huddle with Jamie to get payback on the preppers.
"Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "NO!!!!!!" Startled at the yell made by Scott, Jamie backed up, tripping over a chair then falling and rolling until he ran into the wall. When he was done there were twelve copies of them. They all walked over to Scott, wearing identical smiles, and said in harmony," How about now Scott, if not then now, now, now, nownownownownownownowno-" "SHUT UP YOU STUPID LITTLE DIPSH**."
Rogue was now paying attention and saw Jamie's hurt expression. "DON'T YAH DARE CAWL HIM THAT SCOTT SUMMERS. YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE NOW YOU ANALLY-RETENTIVE JERK OR AH WILL THROW YOU OUT OF THE PLANE LOOKING SO BAD YOUR OWN MOTHER CAN'T LOVE YOU," Rogue shouted. Scott was now white faced and he gave an apology before going to change his pants. Wanda burst out laughing. She was the only one not scared to death simply because she is the only one capable of being that scary.
Remy sauntered in and noticed everyone, even John and Jamie, looked scared of the two triumphant looking Goths. He shrugged and walked over to the TV/DVD player and popped in a unknown DVD. He turned of the lights and sat next to Rogue. John gulped and sat next to Wanda. Jamie took his cue and ran into the pilots area to eventual learn how to fly a jet. "Glad he remembered that we said the movie was too scary for him," Rogue whispered to Remy while unconciously snuggling against him. "Glad you remember from dee lingots incompétents memories dat dey both be scared sh**less of dis movie," Remy said smiling at the position they were in. He saw John and Wanda were in a similar position as him and Rogue, though he knew Wanda and Rogue didn't realize they were practically on the boy's laps. He pulled her closer as they movie came on. THE RING started playing and Scott and Jean realized they were either frozen or slimed to there seat and therefore unable to escape. Scott started crying while Jean had a nervous breakdown.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The movie had been over for an hour. The first twenty minutes had been used to torture Scott and Jean. The had sneaked over and whispered seven days in their ear and they would freak out. The two preps had somehow managed to wiggle, twist, and squirm out of there seats, and after that had finally manage to get mostly calmed down. Rogue's alarm on her watch went off, causing Jean to scream, and she smirked a evil and malicious smirk. She, Wanda, Remy, John, Bobby, and Todd buckled in there seatbelts. "You now Scottie boy, you should really buckle up," she told Scott.
Scott hadn't totally calmed down yet and went hysterical yelling," NO! Then when she comes to get us we won't be able to leave. Don't you know, SHE NEVER SLEEPS." Todd did the american version of a sweat drop and said," Yo, it was just a movie. I wasn't that afraid the first time I saw it. And they call ME a whimp.... Yo." Scott did a nervous laugh and tried to retort saying," I know but were mutants anything can happen." Jean popped into the conversation and in an arrogant voice said," Doesn't matter. I have read the Airplane Manual Guidelines and Rules Book 27 times in a row so I completely memorized and it says in section 1ab type65 in the third paragraph 5 sentence that you only need to wear seatbelts during take off, landings, and turbulence. So there." The nonpreps all hid smirks.
In the pilot room
"So now that I explained how to fly the Jet so easily a two year old would understand, will you quit bugging me. Please hobbit (1)," Logan begged. Jamie smirked,"Only if I can fly it for five minutes, or else I'll go back to asking 'Are we there yet.'" The oh so fearless Wolverine yelped and ran. Jamie laughed the same way he did while controlling the danger room session in the episode 'Mindbender'. He grabbed on to the controls and activated the plan. "It is time. Mwahahahahahahaha."
In the place where everyone sits
Scott and Jean both fell out of there seats and hit the ceiling as the plane started flying upside down. They were flown all over the place as the plane did twist and turns, loops and doop. You could here Scott yelling," ITS HER, I TOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOU. Hehehe I can see up Jeans dress." "Scott, you perv," she then threw him into the bathroom and locked the doors. The plane stopped and she landed in her seat perfectly. She looked around and noticed everyone was gone. The lights turned of after flickering a couple of times. She gulped at the fact she couldn't see her hand in front of her face.
Suddenly the T.V. turned on and THE movie part of the movie on until it came to the end. Then it kept going on and Jean let out a shrill scream. Then the lights came on and the plane landed. Over the intercom Wolverine's voice announced," We have landed in the place you will be living for the next year or so. Team 5 please exit the plane and grab the keys to your home along with your luggage. A bus will take you to your house. Thank you. As soon as you exit the plane we will be heading for California were team 3 is staying."
As team five exited the plane Jamie asked the question they all were thinking," Sooo, where are we going to be living. I mean I know its a three bedroom apartment that has a large living room, gourmet kitchen, a standard dining room, garage that has two motorcycles and a convertible, a extra office/ I'm in here 'cause I want to be left alone room, and even a jacuzzi. Heck, we even have tennis courts and a swimming pool because it's such a nice apartment. But.... what state are we in."
"You read that in the leader packet they gave you I guess. Since your the leader and they didn't tell you, then maybe it's a suprise mate. I love suprises," John enthusiastically said.
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PIETRO'S EVIL LESSON
"Okay son, you have captured your archnemesis. What do you do with him/her," Magneto said. His son smirked and answered," You kill him before he can interfer." "NO NO NO NO NO. How many times must I tell you. You put them in a machine they can easily break out of and leave to your wine courters to drink wine and watch cartoons," his father stated angerly. "But dad, it be so much easier to kill them watch," explained Pietro as he grabbed a knife and stabbed the person pretending to be the good guy. "~SIGH~ At least now I don't have to pay her. Gaurds please remove the body of what was her name. Oh yeah. Please remove the body of Ms. Wanda Bren-" "IkilledWanda. She'sgonnakillme. Wait,Ikilledmyonlysister. NOOOOOOOOO!" interrupted Pietro as he created another minitwister.
"NOT AGIAN." shouted the master of magnetism.
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1) I couldn't think of a good nickname.
So where are they. You decide in your reviews along with my presents.
A) Autrailia
B) Florida
C) Hawia
D) Some unkown Island
E) England
F) Paris
G) OTHER, STATE WHAT OTHER IS
CHAPTER THREE
HOUSE
I don't own X-men Evolution.
ishandahalf- thanks a bunches, more hilarity and some romyness in this chapter.
vagabond- Thanks for the support. Also you underestimate the powers of ducktape. Duck tape can hold anything, even Pietro on suger high.
IwillmarryJustinTimberlake- Pietro will need that soon. Any idea on evil lessons for Pietro.
Girl number 1- Thanks for the idea's. Keep them coming but remember, I am only fourteen.
Panther Nesmith- Thank Girl Number 1 for the scene. I loved the idea though wrote it down. That has to count for something.
Rogue Worrior Spirit- I know!!! Guess who he gets the talk from. Her guardian was a lesbian too. No offense to any out there.
Latin Rose- Really. Thanks. *Gets all teary eyed.
Tuva- Thanks for the review.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME. I AM 14 JUNE 27@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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"BABIES ARE MADE LIKE ~/THAT/~. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" The birds outside flew off because of the tremendously of Jamies yell. Rogue looked at Jamie in sympathy. She had been forced to give THE TALK because Wanda was trying to keep the boys from becoming ungothic. Speak of the witch. "They are going to keep the dark clothes, piercing, and tattoo, but the refuse to keep the hairdye, make up, and hair accessories. I was forced to agree, mostly 'cause John is still hot. Not that I like him," the Scarlet Witch announced. "Suuuuuuuure," Rogue smirked knowingly. "You like the Cajun," she snarled.
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Not"
"Too"
"NOT"
"TOO"
"We're baaaack," yodeled the voices of Remy and John. "HI," both girls yelled, stopping the argument. Both of their eyes widened in shock of how hot the boys looked. While Wanda stared at John and Rogue stared at Remy, Jamie stared at all of them wondering why the girls were drooling. Before Jamie could ask, the professor made an announcement on the intercom system. "STUDENTS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE HANGER/GARAGE, WE'RE LEAVING FOR THE AIRPORT SOON."
"Shoot, we nevah picked a leadah," Rogue exclaimed. "Ya, we were supposed to do that last night," Wanda concurred. "Okay den. Remy say we do rock paper scissors," Remy decided. Jamie hid a smirk. The all huddled and put out there hand. "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot." Everyone noticed that their were three Jamies, each holding a different symbol. "Mwahahaha Bwahahahah. I am the leader," Jamie exclaimed. Everyone gulped.
"LISTEN UP YOU IMPUTENT MAGGOTS. TEAM 5 AND 3 GO TO THE X-JET. TEAM 1,2, AND 4 GO TO THE X-VAN. ALL BOYS WHO REFUSE TO FOLLOW ORDERS WILL BE CASTRATED EXCEPT SCOTT 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CASTRATE. ALL GIRLS AND SCOTT WHO REFUSE TO FOLLOW ORDERS WILL BE FORCED TO EAT KITTY'S COOKING," Pietro shouted, before laughing maniacally. "Good job Son. No damage this time either. You are learning," the speed demons father congratulated his only boy. At least I think he is the only boy. Him and Mystique are like rabbits, though not with each other. I think.. I hope... Any ways.
As Rogue's group and the group with the preps were walking to the hanger, Bobby and Rogue were conveniently walking side by side. "Here is tha phone ahnd tha digital camera. Ah'll help yah come up with wahys to prank thah preppers and yah email mah the pictures. You can email mah at the email is untouchablegoth@Xinstitute.com. Bye," Rogue schemed. As she was walking pass Scott and Jean she heard them talking. "Hope yall have fun ahn tha airoplane with mah," she said with an evil look on her face.
"Why do we have to go on the plane with the Satanic Goth B****es," Jean whined in her usual whiny voice. Of course this means she acually has a low self confidence and is san emotional problems. Or it could be because she is a whiney, pampered up, snobby, bi*** of a prep. I vote for the second one. "We are here to make sure they don't kill Jamie, or have a make out session with the boys. That's what Prof. X said," Scott assured the red headed w****.
Rogue was about to comment but she was beat to it by Wanda. "Thought you didn't swear, and don't worry about us satanic demon worshippers killing Jamie, but worry for your own saftey," she finished with a smirk. Jamie had heard the whole thing and jumped up yelling," Power to the goths." "Hell yah!" Rogue agreed even though she knew Jamie had no idea what a goth was. Rogue and Wanda high fived then started a huddle with Jamie to get payback on the preppers.
"Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "No" "Are we there yet." "NO!!!!!!" Startled at the yell made by Scott, Jamie backed up, tripping over a chair then falling and rolling until he ran into the wall. When he was done there were twelve copies of them. They all walked over to Scott, wearing identical smiles, and said in harmony," How about now Scott, if not then now, now, now, nownownownownownownowno-" "SHUT UP YOU STUPID LITTLE DIPSH**."
Rogue was now paying attention and saw Jamie's hurt expression. "DON'T YAH DARE CAWL HIM THAT SCOTT SUMMERS. YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE NOW YOU ANALLY-RETENTIVE JERK OR AH WILL THROW YOU OUT OF THE PLANE LOOKING SO BAD YOUR OWN MOTHER CAN'T LOVE YOU," Rogue shouted. Scott was now white faced and he gave an apology before going to change his pants. Wanda burst out laughing. She was the only one not scared to death simply because she is the only one capable of being that scary.
Remy sauntered in and noticed everyone, even John and Jamie, looked scared of the two triumphant looking Goths. He shrugged and walked over to the TV/DVD player and popped in a unknown DVD. He turned of the lights and sat next to Rogue. John gulped and sat next to Wanda. Jamie took his cue and ran into the pilots area to eventual learn how to fly a jet. "Glad he remembered that we said the movie was too scary for him," Rogue whispered to Remy while unconciously snuggling against him. "Glad you remember from dee lingots incompétents memories dat dey both be scared sh**less of dis movie," Remy said smiling at the position they were in. He saw John and Wanda were in a similar position as him and Rogue, though he knew Wanda and Rogue didn't realize they were practically on the boy's laps. He pulled her closer as they movie came on. THE RING started playing and Scott and Jean realized they were either frozen or slimed to there seat and therefore unable to escape. Scott started crying while Jean had a nervous breakdown.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The movie had been over for an hour. The first twenty minutes had been used to torture Scott and Jean. The had sneaked over and whispered seven days in their ear and they would freak out. The two preps had somehow managed to wiggle, twist, and squirm out of there seats, and after that had finally manage to get mostly calmed down. Rogue's alarm on her watch went off, causing Jean to scream, and she smirked a evil and malicious smirk. She, Wanda, Remy, John, Bobby, and Todd buckled in there seatbelts. "You now Scottie boy, you should really buckle up," she told Scott.
Scott hadn't totally calmed down yet and went hysterical yelling," NO! Then when she comes to get us we won't be able to leave. Don't you know, SHE NEVER SLEEPS." Todd did the american version of a sweat drop and said," Yo, it was just a movie. I wasn't that afraid the first time I saw it. And they call ME a whimp.... Yo." Scott did a nervous laugh and tried to retort saying," I know but were mutants anything can happen." Jean popped into the conversation and in an arrogant voice said," Doesn't matter. I have read the Airplane Manual Guidelines and Rules Book 27 times in a row so I completely memorized and it says in section 1ab type65 in the third paragraph 5 sentence that you only need to wear seatbelts during take off, landings, and turbulence. So there." The nonpreps all hid smirks.
In the pilot room
"So now that I explained how to fly the Jet so easily a two year old would understand, will you quit bugging me. Please hobbit (1)," Logan begged. Jamie smirked,"Only if I can fly it for five minutes, or else I'll go back to asking 'Are we there yet.'" The oh so fearless Wolverine yelped and ran. Jamie laughed the same way he did while controlling the danger room session in the episode 'Mindbender'. He grabbed on to the controls and activated the plan. "It is time. Mwahahahahahahaha."
In the place where everyone sits
Scott and Jean both fell out of there seats and hit the ceiling as the plane started flying upside down. They were flown all over the place as the plane did twist and turns, loops and doop. You could here Scott yelling," ITS HER, I TOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOU. Hehehe I can see up Jeans dress." "Scott, you perv," she then threw him into the bathroom and locked the doors. The plane stopped and she landed in her seat perfectly. She looked around and noticed everyone was gone. The lights turned of after flickering a couple of times. She gulped at the fact she couldn't see her hand in front of her face.
Suddenly the T.V. turned on and THE movie part of the movie on until it came to the end. Then it kept going on and Jean let out a shrill scream. Then the lights came on and the plane landed. Over the intercom Wolverine's voice announced," We have landed in the place you will be living for the next year or so. Team 5 please exit the plane and grab the keys to your home along with your luggage. A bus will take you to your house. Thank you. As soon as you exit the plane we will be heading for California were team 3 is staying."
As team five exited the plane Jamie asked the question they all were thinking," Sooo, where are we going to be living. I mean I know its a three bedroom apartment that has a large living room, gourmet kitchen, a standard dining room, garage that has two motorcycles and a convertible, a extra office/ I'm in here 'cause I want to be left alone room, and even a jacuzzi. Heck, we even have tennis courts and a swimming pool because it's such a nice apartment. But.... what state are we in."
"You read that in the leader packet they gave you I guess. Since your the leader and they didn't tell you, then maybe it's a suprise mate. I love suprises," John enthusiastically said.
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PIETRO'S EVIL LESSON
"Okay son, you have captured your archnemesis. What do you do with him/her," Magneto said. His son smirked and answered," You kill him before he can interfer." "NO NO NO NO NO. How many times must I tell you. You put them in a machine they can easily break out of and leave to your wine courters to drink wine and watch cartoons," his father stated angerly. "But dad, it be so much easier to kill them watch," explained Pietro as he grabbed a knife and stabbed the person pretending to be the good guy. "~SIGH~ At least now I don't have to pay her. Gaurds please remove the body of what was her name. Oh yeah. Please remove the body of Ms. Wanda Bren-" "IkilledWanda. She'sgonnakillme. Wait,Ikilledmyonlysister. NOOOOOOOOO!" interrupted Pietro as he created another minitwister.
"NOT AGIAN." shouted the master of magnetism.
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1) I couldn't think of a good nickname.
So where are they. You decide in your reviews along with my presents.
A) Autrailia
B) Florida
C) Hawia
D) Some unkown Island
E) England
F) Paris
G) OTHER, STATE WHAT OTHER IS
