Chapter 4: Freaky

"Souls of the earth… Give me the power to wreck Valentine's Day!!" Gojyo watched the virgin chant in her black robes.

"Mai wasn't kidding… She is a freak of nature…" Gojyo inched away from the wicked lady, "Sure, she's pretty… But why in heck destroy Valentine's Day?"

"Aha!" He heard the lady bark behind him. All that Gojyo could do for the moment is try to grin at the shadow behind him…

"I told him so…" Mai sweatdropped.

"YOU!" The lady grinned at Gojyo, "You shall be my helper in wreaking Valentine's Day! And you shall wear this!" She held out a leather outfit which pretty much covered very little of Gojyo.

"At least the ladies can stare at my hot bod…" Gojyo sighed in relief.

"Our first assignment! Tempt the ladies to hang out with you. I'll tempt the men…" She threw her robes aside to reveal a very revealing ensemble.

"Wow… What a babe…" Gojyo's nose bled.

While Gojyo and the freaky virgin headed out to destroy Valentine's… Hakkai was busy with the cookbook…

"Hmm… One teaspoon of pepper… check… Two pinches of salt… I guess this is enough for the chicken I'm roasting…" Hakkai grinned as his never-failing cooking skills worked for him, "I'm the happiest cook in the world…"

And as Hakkai roasted a fine chicken, which I don't wanna describe since I'm busy drooling.… Goku panicked in the candy store.

"KOUGAIJI!!" He screamed.

"GOKU!!" Kougaiji screamed.

"What are you doing here?" Goku asked.

"What are you doing here?" Kougaiji asked.

"I know you're going for Yaone…" Goku grinned.

"I know you're going for Sanzo…" Kougaiji grinned.

"It's Lirin."

Kougaiji fainted.

"Why does everyone faint when I say I'm dating Lirin?"

Kougaiji revived.

"Okay… As Lirin's brother, I'll help you so you won't screw up." Kougaiji sighed.

"Okay then! Tell me what she likes!" Goku grinned.

"Chocolate Bonbons?"

"Check!"

"Strawberry bubble gum?"

"Got it!"

"Chocolate syrup?"

"Yup!"

"Whipped cream…"

"Whipped cream!?!" Goku asked shocked.

"He he he…" Kougaiji snickered.

"You take them… You horny red-head!!" Goku casted dirty looks at the red-haired demon prince as he sprayed whipped cream all over Kougaiji's face topping it off with the chocolate syrup, "I'll just buy the bonbons, thank you very much… You can go play with Yaone with all that whipped cream and chocolate syrup!"

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!

And so the loooong Valentine's Day continued. Gojyo and the virgin were going to destroy Valentine's Day, Hakkai was about to finish off his chicken for his dinner with Sanzo, Goku was preparing to meet the girl of his dreams and Kougaiji… well, he was…

"Whipped cream tastes goood… I should try this on Yaone…"