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Chapter Two: Not a chance.

Lily was the first up the next day, the first day of their 7th year. For a minute Lily let her mind wander to all the things that had happened. Pranks pulled, dances, jokes, Hogsmeade trips, they had had so much fun over the years. It was hard to know that this was their last time to experience all those things in Hogwarts. Then Lily shook her head and got up with a yawn to go take her shower.

As Lily reached out of the shower to get a towel when she was done, she heard a muffled giggle and felt someone hand her a towel. The towel fell to the floor when Lily realized that no one was in the bathroom to hand her the towel. Then as understanding dawned on her she got really mad.

'Potter, Black, Lupin, Pettigrew! Take that stupid cloak off before I rip it to shreds!' Lily yelled she heard movement in the dorm so she knew any moment that she would have reinforcements.

'Oh come on Lily!' and exasperated voice came out of the corner.

'Ya lil' Lil. Lighten up, it's just a bit of fun.' Came another voice from the same corner.

'Ouch Padfoot you stepped on me.'

'Shut it PETER' three voices yelled.

'Hey I'm the one who got us up here in the first place.' Peter's voice cried out.

'Will all of you be quiet. She'll figure out were we are.' James' voice said in a whisper before looking up at Lily.

'Good one Potter, as if I didn't know already.'

' Well hello boys.' Julie White's voice came from the open door way. She was another 7th year. 'Now what exactly are you doing in the bathroom while our Lily is showering? Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know. What I DO want to know is why you didn't wait till I took a shower?'

'JULIE!' Lily yelled 'will you help me here instead of flirting with these perverts.'

'Oh come on Lily you could just give us a chance.'

'Um HELLO your in the bathroom as I'm taking a shower, No Remus Lupin I cannot just give you a chance. So hand me a towel Julie and get them out of here.'

'Oh so my towel isn't good enough?' A voice came from out of the corner.

'Wow Black for once you got it right on the first try. If I wasn't so mad at you right now I would be proud.'

'Well fine.' Came Sirius' fake hurt voice. 'We'll just go prank some Slytherins. At least they love us.' The invisibility cloak came off and in the corner of the girl's bathroom were Sirius Black, Rumus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter.

'Well we'll just be going now.' James said with a wink. 'Seems we have some Slytherins to prank.' With that they were gone. Leaving Lily fuming with anger and Julie batting her eyelashes.

'Gee Julie thanks for backing me up.'

'Well you know how it is with the Marauders. No one can resist them, well maybe you guys but not any normal girl.' Julie said with a huff as she walked out of the bathroom.

'Why me? Really what have I done to deserve this torture?' Lily asked the empty bathroom. Some reinforcements. Dried her hair magically and went on her way.

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About an hour later Lily, Sara, and Mayda walked into the Great Hall for breakfast.

'I can't believe they go into our dorm!' Mayda said for the hundredth time this morning. 'Why did we put all those charms on the door if they don't work? I'm going to kill them. Every last one of them.' Mayda ranted on as the others tuned her out and ate their breakfast.

'Hey Mayda will you quite it. I'm trying to eat and your ruining my food. Did you know you spit when you're mad? Because you do and it's really sick.'

'I do not spit when I'm mad.'

'You just did it again.'

'I did not.'

'did too.'

'Mayda, Sara Shut UP!'

As Lily said this the Marauders walked into the Great Hall, saw seats next too Lily, Sara, and Mayda and started to walk towards them.

'Uh oh. Quick but your bags on the seats.'

'Mayda hand my those books.'

Now being the Marauders they just moved the bags off the seats and sat down anyway. While the girls glared at them.

'So how's everyone this morning.' Sirius asked with a smile.

The girls just ignored them and tried to eat faster.

'Oh look guys here come the Slytherins.' James said as three Slytherins walked in the door, their skin and hair were all charcoal black.

James leaned toward Lily and whispered into her ear. 'Simple yet brilliant, just exchange the water for magical dye. It won't come off for a week. But only the people who take showers got it. That's why Snape doesn't.' James Said with a snicker.

'What is it with you and bathrooms? And besides that why do you always have to pick on Snape?'

'WHY?????? Because he is a jerk, a stinky, greasy jerk. Who by the way never misses a chance to call you names. So what's your problem?'

'Oh I don't know maybe that I have a conscience. Something you obviously don't have. Anyway I have to go to class. Come on guys lets go.'

As Lily walked out the door James' eyes followed her.

'What is it with her?'

'How many times do we have to tell you Prongs She hates your guts plus she thinks you're an arrogant jerk.'

'I know that Padfoot, Its just why if she hates me, do still like her?'

'Maybe it's the chase. I mean all the other girls would just fall into a heap if any of us asked them out, you saw how Julie White was. But none of them would give in easy, you have to chase them.' Remus said as he grabbed another piece of toast.

'That and the fact that she like Mayda and Sara are gorgeous AND untouchable.' Peter said.

'Well at least by us. But cheer up Prongsy ol' boy you Head Boy with her. That means Head meetings, Decorating, patrolling together, there will be plenty of time for you too woo Lily. Just don't show off so much. And stop messing up your hair.'

Sirius said as James' hand reached up to ruffle his already messy hair.

'You guys think I have a chance?

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Okay another chapter. I tried to fix the spacing. Hope it's a bit better

I'm not quite sure where the bathroom thing came from. One minute lily's taking a shower the next I have perverted Marauders on my hands. What am I going to do with them. But Thanx for the reviews, I appreciate the advice. The more the better cause I don't kno anything about writing Fanfiction. Hopefully I'll get better Thankx