All In The Family
Chapter 6- Through Thick and Through Thin or Jamie's House Party
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-DING DONG-
Everyone was laying in various places watching the once agian dead TV. Even though they all heard the offensive sound of the doorbell nobody made a move to answer it. They were too entranced in watching the black screen of the dead TV in all it's blankness.
-DING DONG DINGDONG DINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG-
Still nobody moved. Though the excessive ringing of the infernal doorbell was annoying and inconvenient, it was not important enough to stir the occupents of the room. They were just THAT lazy.
-DING, DING DONG, DINGDINGDING DING DONG (in tune with Beethoven, who I don't own)-
The strange, eccentric person on the other side of the door was now trying to make music. The sound waves that were being emmitted were so gastly and horrible that Rogue actually stood up and walked to the door, holding her highly sensitive to bad attempts at classical music ears. Instead of opening it however, she wasted twenty minutes using Arcades genius somehow to disarm the doorbell from the inside. She walked back in and sat on Remy's lap, once agian in silence. THEN.....
-KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK BANG-
The person decided to knock on the door. Rogue sighed and decided to just answer the door. "GASP, It's Pietro 'Quicksilver' Maximoff," she exclaimed in that twisted voice some people on TV have.
He smiled and said," My- dad- and- Baldy- put- their- heads- together- *COUGHliterallyCOUGH* and- made- this." He held out a beautiful bracelet decorated with demented green snakes and disturbing skulls seeping out blood. Looking at it, the Gothic girl somehow realized it was a power nulifier capable of letting her use her powers if she wants and not using them if she doesn't.
Quicksilver thus ran off, returned, gave them their monthly money, ran off, returned, smiled, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, got hex bolted, and limped off.
Looking at the bracelet Gambit declared in a declarative voice," We need a celebration." He tried shoving Jamie in the other room so the 'adults' could talk, but then agian he forgot the whole motherly instict thing the girls were on. Two black eyes later and a hurt Remy Junior, Jamie was happily playing in the yard and the 'adults' were talking/planning/schemeing viciously.
"Let's give Jamie complete control of the house and we can go out dancing," yelled John. "YAY!" the rest, including John, shouted way to enthusiastically.
------------------------------------Later that night---------------------------------
===========================AT THE HOUSE ========================
"PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR-TTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAY," shouted Jamie, the original. He surveyed the scene around him in satisfaction. The music was on extra, super, mega loud and he new if his 'parents' came home he would be in so much trouble. A bunch of kids had seen him having a party with 3 clones all wearing different shirts. So of course Jamie, 'Johnny', 'Jimmy', and 'Bob' invited them to join and soon it was a major house party.
"WOW, COOL PARTY," shouted a familier voice from behind Jamie. Eye's wide, the multiple man slowly turned around and saw a couple of faces he knew. He ran in front of them as quickly as possible, preventing them from going further. In a firm, strict voice he said," You can only stay if you don't tell Wanda or Rogue." That said he ran of to one of his many lady friends.
"Was that little, harmless Jamie. OMG, he's dancing with 4 girls at once, and that's not including his clones," asked a startled Jubilee. Amara nodded vigirously until she remembered her status and nodded politely once. Jubilee looked for Rahne and found her making out with Sam on a couch. She noticed everyone but her was making out with someone, including Amara and Jamie though not with each other.
=====================The Next Morning At The House=============
"Augh," Jamie mumbled as he woke up. The duplicater looked around and noticed that EVERYONE from last night was still here. His eyes widened and his face paled. He opened his mouth and let out a colorful string of curses in French and English.
He quickly cloned many of himself and shoved everybody out the door before they even new what was happening. All they heard was," Bye, thanks for coming, never mention this agian or you will suffer a horrible and terrible death at the hands of Maniac Multiple and his Oompa Jamie'spa." This of course was followed by maniacal laughter.
Once done Jamie looked at the mess. It was really bad. He figured that the adults were home by now and since he wasn't in trouble they must have been drunk. DRUNK. Jamie smiled evily and grabbed a not empty spray can. On the wall he wrote,' REMY WES HEEEEER.' That done he resumed laughing maniacally.
---------------------------------------In The Remy's Room-------------
'Ouch,' thought Remy. His hang over painful and he couldn't recall anything from last night at all. He turn in his half sleep state and ran into somthing warm and breathing. Slowly he opened his eyes, grogginess dulling his awareness. Tired crimson flames met equally exhausted emerald crystals.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Both quickly jumped off the bed to opposite sides, Rogue taking the blanket and Remy using a large piece of paper to cover himself. They stared, red faced and wary. Rogue gave up first and slowly and stiffly stalked into the bathroom. Lifting up the paper, the mutant called Gambit read it quickly and immediatly screamed," HOLY F***ING S***."
A now fully dressed, but still blushing, Rogue ran in looking like she would rather be anywhere else. She stared at him inquisitally and he stared back horror stricken. She managed to croak out a weak "WHAT NOW SWAMP RAT?"
He hesitantly handed her the paper, quickly grabbing a pillow for cover. Her eyes widened and her face paled. THUMP! The great, brave Rogue had fainted. The offending piece of paper glided to the floor, the words MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE glaring up. Rereading it, the demon eyed Cajun muttered loudly, "Can't believe dat's chere's real nom. Non believing it dough. Rogue's chere's real first name? B-B-Barbie's de midd'a nom? Last nom DARKHOLME!!! Wond'a if chere know dat? HMMMMMMMM."
Suddenly he felt a lot of pain and and noticed Rogue had awakened and was kicking him in the crotch. She leaned down and whispered," Tell anyone and you will be castrated by spoon." Then she fainted agian.
---------------------------------Two Doors Down in John's Room------------------------
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
------------------------------------back downstairs------------------------
Jamie looked up. He then continued to read his X-men comic book thinking,' If only that could happen to real people........ wait..... no, nevermind.............Maybe......sigh it's not real........wait a second DUH.' Jamie smacked himself on the head createing many more. He gulped nervously when he realised they were all glaring at him. SUDDENLY the all jumped on him. One finally stole the comic book and ran out the window, a fifty foot drop.
------------------------------------------Evil Listen----------------------------
Magneto was on a bed in the hosptal. Charles Xaiver asked the doc what the problem was. Grim faced he said," Prolonged Barney Exsposure."
Chapter 6- Through Thick and Through Thin or Jamie's House Party
-------------------------------------------------------------
-DING DONG-
Everyone was laying in various places watching the once agian dead TV. Even though they all heard the offensive sound of the doorbell nobody made a move to answer it. They were too entranced in watching the black screen of the dead TV in all it's blankness.
-DING DONG DINGDONG DINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG-
Still nobody moved. Though the excessive ringing of the infernal doorbell was annoying and inconvenient, it was not important enough to stir the occupents of the room. They were just THAT lazy.
-DING, DING DONG, DINGDINGDING DING DONG (in tune with Beethoven, who I don't own)-
The strange, eccentric person on the other side of the door was now trying to make music. The sound waves that were being emmitted were so gastly and horrible that Rogue actually stood up and walked to the door, holding her highly sensitive to bad attempts at classical music ears. Instead of opening it however, she wasted twenty minutes using Arcades genius somehow to disarm the doorbell from the inside. She walked back in and sat on Remy's lap, once agian in silence. THEN.....
-KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK BANG-
The person decided to knock on the door. Rogue sighed and decided to just answer the door. "GASP, It's Pietro 'Quicksilver' Maximoff," she exclaimed in that twisted voice some people on TV have.
He smiled and said," My- dad- and- Baldy- put- their- heads- together- *COUGHliterallyCOUGH* and- made- this." He held out a beautiful bracelet decorated with demented green snakes and disturbing skulls seeping out blood. Looking at it, the Gothic girl somehow realized it was a power nulifier capable of letting her use her powers if she wants and not using them if she doesn't.
Quicksilver thus ran off, returned, gave them their monthly money, ran off, returned, smiled, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, ran off, returned, got hex bolted, and limped off.
Looking at the bracelet Gambit declared in a declarative voice," We need a celebration." He tried shoving Jamie in the other room so the 'adults' could talk, but then agian he forgot the whole motherly instict thing the girls were on. Two black eyes later and a hurt Remy Junior, Jamie was happily playing in the yard and the 'adults' were talking/planning/schemeing viciously.
"Let's give Jamie complete control of the house and we can go out dancing," yelled John. "YAY!" the rest, including John, shouted way to enthusiastically.
------------------------------------Later that night---------------------------------
===========================AT THE HOUSE ========================
"PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR-TTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAY," shouted Jamie, the original. He surveyed the scene around him in satisfaction. The music was on extra, super, mega loud and he new if his 'parents' came home he would be in so much trouble. A bunch of kids had seen him having a party with 3 clones all wearing different shirts. So of course Jamie, 'Johnny', 'Jimmy', and 'Bob' invited them to join and soon it was a major house party.
"WOW, COOL PARTY," shouted a familier voice from behind Jamie. Eye's wide, the multiple man slowly turned around and saw a couple of faces he knew. He ran in front of them as quickly as possible, preventing them from going further. In a firm, strict voice he said," You can only stay if you don't tell Wanda or Rogue." That said he ran of to one of his many lady friends.
"Was that little, harmless Jamie. OMG, he's dancing with 4 girls at once, and that's not including his clones," asked a startled Jubilee. Amara nodded vigirously until she remembered her status and nodded politely once. Jubilee looked for Rahne and found her making out with Sam on a couch. She noticed everyone but her was making out with someone, including Amara and Jamie though not with each other.
=====================The Next Morning At The House=============
"Augh," Jamie mumbled as he woke up. The duplicater looked around and noticed that EVERYONE from last night was still here. His eyes widened and his face paled. He opened his mouth and let out a colorful string of curses in French and English.
He quickly cloned many of himself and shoved everybody out the door before they even new what was happening. All they heard was," Bye, thanks for coming, never mention this agian or you will suffer a horrible and terrible death at the hands of Maniac Multiple and his Oompa Jamie'spa." This of course was followed by maniacal laughter.
Once done Jamie looked at the mess. It was really bad. He figured that the adults were home by now and since he wasn't in trouble they must have been drunk. DRUNK. Jamie smiled evily and grabbed a not empty spray can. On the wall he wrote,' REMY WES HEEEEER.' That done he resumed laughing maniacally.
---------------------------------------In The Remy's Room-------------
'Ouch,' thought Remy. His hang over painful and he couldn't recall anything from last night at all. He turn in his half sleep state and ran into somthing warm and breathing. Slowly he opened his eyes, grogginess dulling his awareness. Tired crimson flames met equally exhausted emerald crystals.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Both quickly jumped off the bed to opposite sides, Rogue taking the blanket and Remy using a large piece of paper to cover himself. They stared, red faced and wary. Rogue gave up first and slowly and stiffly stalked into the bathroom. Lifting up the paper, the mutant called Gambit read it quickly and immediatly screamed," HOLY F***ING S***."
A now fully dressed, but still blushing, Rogue ran in looking like she would rather be anywhere else. She stared at him inquisitally and he stared back horror stricken. She managed to croak out a weak "WHAT NOW SWAMP RAT?"
He hesitantly handed her the paper, quickly grabbing a pillow for cover. Her eyes widened and her face paled. THUMP! The great, brave Rogue had fainted. The offending piece of paper glided to the floor, the words MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE glaring up. Rereading it, the demon eyed Cajun muttered loudly, "Can't believe dat's chere's real nom. Non believing it dough. Rogue's chere's real first name? B-B-Barbie's de midd'a nom? Last nom DARKHOLME!!! Wond'a if chere know dat? HMMMMMMMM."
Suddenly he felt a lot of pain and and noticed Rogue had awakened and was kicking him in the crotch. She leaned down and whispered," Tell anyone and you will be castrated by spoon." Then she fainted agian.
---------------------------------Two Doors Down in John's Room------------------------
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
------------------------------------back downstairs------------------------
Jamie looked up. He then continued to read his X-men comic book thinking,' If only that could happen to real people........ wait..... no, nevermind.............Maybe......sigh it's not real........wait a second DUH.' Jamie smacked himself on the head createing many more. He gulped nervously when he realised they were all glaring at him. SUDDENLY the all jumped on him. One finally stole the comic book and ran out the window, a fifty foot drop.
------------------------------------------Evil Listen----------------------------
Magneto was on a bed in the hosptal. Charles Xaiver asked the doc what the problem was. Grim faced he said," Prolonged Barney Exsposure."
