heartless134301's List of Things I Learned from Anime

This is just something I came up with while in the car ride home from vacation. If you have any ideas that you would like on here, just e-mail me at: heartless134301@netscape.net. Ok, on with the list!

Never under estimate the person in sunglasses.

Guys look good with long hair.

Don't judge the small, shrimpy girl. She will kick your ass.

Women can have huge boobs.

Any form of DDR ( Dance Dance Revolution) is fun!

Wearing scanty clothes doesn't make you a slut.

Anger can be more powerful than muscles.

Rap music sucks! (but you can get good parodies from it)

Guys look feminine, women look...feminine.

Having white hair doesn't always mean you're over the hill. (50+)

Yaoi is good, Yuri is good.

If you hit a hentai, it only arouses the more.

Being half-human isn't always.

No matter how much damage a huge mecha causes, the city will look as good as new the next day.

Never call your dad "chi-chi." It also means boobs.

It is possible to smash a huge rock within 2 quick hits.

Having a 3rd eye has many uses.

Food can come in large quantities.

Your heart can be any color of the rainbow. And I do mean black, red, orange, etc....

Glomping can be fun, but very painful.

If you kick a guy "downstairs", your foot won't make contact till it's half way up their ass.

It's okay to act weird. It's actually quite normal.

Don't be afraid to cross dress. A lot of people do anyways.

Being a physic isn't always good.

If a girl wears a skirt, a guy or the wind will lift it and that allows everyone in the area to see her panties.

Don't listen to the dude in a cloak. It will lead you to disaster.

(Same thing applies to accepting an item.)

It's ok to have an affair with your teacher. Age doesn't matter.

Chibis rock!

Don't tease a little kid. He will come back and haunt you.

Having a fast motorcycle is always the best mode of transportation.

If you see a black cat, there's the possibility that it will follow you wherever you go.

Don't piss off the guy with a huge cross. You won't live to tell the tale.

Having an Angel Arm or 2 can be very helpful.

Dangerous toys can be fun, but they can hurt.

Don't trust the guy whose hair resembles a broom. You life will become a living hell.

Never come between people and their pudding.

Doughnuts are good.

Having big feet is actually kinda cool.

Being a transvestite is disturbing but somewhat cool.

Smoking is a very common thing.

Not all pirates are bad.

Never trust a teddy bear. It may be a bomb or it can be possessed and is trying to kill you.

Never mess with the villain who is wearing white.

It is possible to kill an enemy with a huge key.

Never come between a Junin level ninja and his hentai books.

Never come between an arrogant ninja and his ramen.

Never trust puddles.

Never eat school food because it will turn into a mindless learning zombie that watches Titanic 52 times in a row.

The person with white hair is either evil, has special powers, is special in some way, or they aren't human.

Hot dogs and other sugary foods are a villain's favorite food.

If you hear gothic-like music, you know you're in deep shit.

When you hear "Darkness beyond twilight and crimson from blood that flows..." it's your cue to start running.

Cryogenically frozen women are nothing but trouble.

If you can't see a person's eyes and they 1: Smirk or 2: Open them, run like there is no fucking tomorrow.

In space you can hear everything.

Your gender doesn't have to be know within the first few episodes. It's fun to keep the

vieweres guessing.

Beware of small children. Some have the power to destroy the whole universe.

It's ok to fall in love with robots. Hell, maybe they'll love you back! If that is

possible... probably is...

If there is a villain team with a short guy and a tall one, be afraid of the short one.

Most of the time... the short one has a lot of more power than the tall one.

It is possible to have gravity-defying hair.

Small cute animals can have VERY sharp teeth.

(These were submitted by Louie the Flying Shark)

Don't leave things in the fridge.

Lesson lesson, if you see a stranger, follow him.

Never underestimate the nerds, they could be packing high-power explosives.

As a priest, it's okay to smoke/kill/hurt others

Humans can never be trusted.

(These were submitted by Pai)