The Real Gay Ansem

A/N: I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in a long time, but I've been having some difficulty coming up with this story. Also, a lot the lines in here are from the actual song. I needed them to help with the song. XD

Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing. -. - Oh well, I guess you can't have everything in life.

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real gay Ansem please stand up?

I repeat, will the real gay Ansem please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here.

[Ansem]

Y'all act like you've never seen a gay person before

Jaws all on the floor, trying to get away from me real quick

Panicking that I might infect you with gayness

And anything else I might be carrying (Oh no!)

But please don't fear me peeps… " Ah, did he just say he's gay?

And what about the dude with the white hair right there?"

I just hope… that that's not Sephiroth man.

That guy just freaks me out all the way (oh shit!)

Waving that damn sword of his around {* vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*}

"Sephiroth, I'm sick of him

Going to poke an eye out waving that sword around

He thinks he's so cool because he's Ansem's!"

Yeah, I just wish that his huge ego were destroyed with his sword

But no, Ansem won't drop him for that new young kid Riku

But you really can't say he's young because he's fifteen years old

At least we know that's he's still a virgin (I hope!)

"Hey guess what?! I lost my innocence to Sora,

Back before the darkness took over my little island.

That really irked Kairi for she was in love with Sora."

Now that's enough of Riku's rambling, let's get back to the star of this song,

The one and only Ansem, and nobody else

"We ain't nothing but gay men…" Well, some of us are stupid straights

Who hate other people who are not stinking straight

But if we can be disrespectful and hate-filled

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

{*EWW! *} But if you feel like I feel, I'll let you join the gays

Now I've taken care of that little problem, so sing out

Chorus: Ansem (repeat x2)

I'm gay Ansem; yes I'm the real Ansem

All you other gay Ansem's are just imitating

So won't the real gay Ansem please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

Ending A/N: This is all I could come up with for now. I'll post the rest when I get it. ^.^; I just wanted this posted so you guys wouldn't kill me or anything. Hope you enjoyed it!