My first LotR fic!

I don't own LotR,If I did It would be 4 pages long and have drawings of a little Canadian guy named Bob in the margin...but I do own Trixie.......

(Set during FotR)

(Synopsis: Legolas' little cousin Trixie joins the Fellowship and makes Aragorn's life PURE HELL. Enjoy! *flames will be used to toats my pop-tarts*)

((3 days into the trip))

The sun sets on Middle Earth....

Trixie-*stares at Aragorn*

Aragorn-...........What?

Trixie-How about I bite you on your nose as hard as I can?

Aragorn-How about you don't.

Trixie-AWWW! BITEY BITES!!!!!*dives on Aragorn and bites his ears*

Aragorn-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! GUYS GET HER OFFA MEEEE!!! HELP!!! LEGOLAS! GET HER OFFA MEEEEEE!

all-*laughs uncontrolably at Aragorn's plight*

Aragorn manages to throw her off him....A few hours pass.

Trixie-AAAAAARRRRAAAAGOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN! Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey yo! Hey hey heeeey!

Aragorn-WHAT!?! OH GOOD GOD WHHHAAAAT!?!

Trixie-Say it.

Aragorn-...What?......OH! No.

Trixie-Please?

(conversation contenues for a few pannels...*sorry I'm used to comics...*)

Aragorn-FINE! I WONDER-

Trixie-Say it like you mean it!

Aragorn-*sleepily*I wonder what life would be like if I was a peice of bread..*waves his hands* of bread o-of bread......

Trixie-Now go up to Gandalf and say "I'm a peice of bread!".

Aragorn-*Goes over to Gandalf*I'm a peice of bread!

Gandalf-*gives a thumbs up*That's good! You just keep be'n you and things will go your way!

Trixie-sing me a soooooooooooong!

Aragorn-No.

Trixie-Why not? It won't KILL you!

Aragorn-...........................No.......................

Trixie-SSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!

Aragorn-.............Why?

Trixie-..I don't know.

Aragorn- 'On a cobweb after noon in a room full of emptyness by a freeway,I confess I was lost in the pages of a book full of death reading how we'll die alone and if we're good we'll lay to rest any where we wanna go!' THERE! GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!

Trixie-Now sing the hotdog song!

Aragorn-.......hotdogs...........armour hot dogs.......

Trixie-BOOOOOOOOOO! HERE! I'LL SING THE BOLOGNA SONG!!!!! "MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME; IT'S O-S-C-A-R, MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECONED NAME IT'S M-A-Y-E- R! OOOOO! 'CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

Aragorn-..*dully*...yaaaaaay........

Trixie-Now sing the Fig Newton song with me! Wrap the inside in the outside is it good?

Aragorn-.............*dully*....darn tootn'...........

Trixie*enthusiasticly* and Aragorn *dully*-Don' the Big-Fig-Newton!

Trixie-And here's the tricky part!