My first LotR fic!
I don't own LotR,If I did It would be 4 pages long and have drawings of a little Canadian guy named Bob in the margin...but I do own Trixie.......
(Set during FotR)
(Synopsis: Legolas' little cousin Trixie joins the Fellowship and makes Aragorn's life PURE HELL. Enjoy! *flames will be used to toats my pop-tarts*)
((3 days into the trip))
The sun sets on Middle Earth....
Trixie-*stares at Aragorn*
Aragorn-...........What?
Trixie-How about I bite you on your nose as hard as I can?
Aragorn-How about you don't.
Trixie-AWWW! BITEY BITES!!!!!*dives on Aragorn and bites his ears*
Aragorn-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! GUYS GET HER OFFA MEEEE!!! HELP!!! LEGOLAS! GET HER OFFA MEEEEEE!
all-*laughs uncontrolably at Aragorn's plight*
Aragorn manages to throw her off him....A few hours pass.
Trixie-AAAAAARRRRAAAAGOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN! Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey yo! Hey hey heeeey!
Aragorn-WHAT!?! OH GOOD GOD WHHHAAAAT!?!
Trixie-Say it.
Aragorn-...What?......OH! No.
Trixie-Please?
(conversation contenues for a few pannels...*sorry I'm used to comics...*)
Aragorn-FINE! I WONDER-
Trixie-Say it like you mean it!
Aragorn-*sleepily*I wonder what life would be like if I was a peice of bread..*waves his hands* of bread o-of bread......
Trixie-Now go up to Gandalf and say "I'm a peice of bread!".
Aragorn-*Goes over to Gandalf*I'm a peice of bread!
Gandalf-*gives a thumbs up*That's good! You just keep be'n you and things will go your way!
Trixie-sing me a soooooooooooong!
Aragorn-No.
Trixie-Why not? It won't KILL you!
Aragorn-...........................No.......................
Trixie-SSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!
Aragorn-.............Why?
Trixie-..I don't know.
Aragorn- 'On a cobweb after noon in a room full of emptyness by a freeway,I confess I was lost in the pages of a book full of death reading how we'll die alone and if we're good we'll lay to rest any where we wanna go!' THERE! GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!
Trixie-Now sing the hotdog song!
Aragorn-.......hotdogs...........armour hot dogs.......
Trixie-BOOOOOOOOOO! HERE! I'LL SING THE BOLOGNA SONG!!!!! "MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME; IT'S O-S-C-A-R, MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECONED NAME IT'S M-A-Y-E- R! OOOOO! 'CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Aragorn-..*dully*...yaaaaaay........
Trixie-Now sing the Fig Newton song with me! Wrap the inside in the outside is it good?
Aragorn-.............*dully*....darn tootn'...........
Trixie*enthusiasticly* and Aragorn *dully*-Don' the Big-Fig-Newton!
Trixie-And here's the tricky part!
I don't own LotR,If I did It would be 4 pages long and have drawings of a little Canadian guy named Bob in the margin...but I do own Trixie.......
(Set during FotR)
(Synopsis: Legolas' little cousin Trixie joins the Fellowship and makes Aragorn's life PURE HELL. Enjoy! *flames will be used to toats my pop-tarts*)
((3 days into the trip))
The sun sets on Middle Earth....
Trixie-*stares at Aragorn*
Aragorn-...........What?
Trixie-How about I bite you on your nose as hard as I can?
Aragorn-How about you don't.
Trixie-AWWW! BITEY BITES!!!!!*dives on Aragorn and bites his ears*
Aragorn-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! GUYS GET HER OFFA MEEEE!!! HELP!!! LEGOLAS! GET HER OFFA MEEEEEE!
all-*laughs uncontrolably at Aragorn's plight*
Aragorn manages to throw her off him....A few hours pass.
Trixie-AAAAAARRRRAAAAGOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN! Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey yo! Hey hey heeeey!
Aragorn-WHAT!?! OH GOOD GOD WHHHAAAAT!?!
Trixie-Say it.
Aragorn-...What?......OH! No.
Trixie-Please?
(conversation contenues for a few pannels...*sorry I'm used to comics...*)
Aragorn-FINE! I WONDER-
Trixie-Say it like you mean it!
Aragorn-*sleepily*I wonder what life would be like if I was a peice of bread..*waves his hands* of bread o-of bread......
Trixie-Now go up to Gandalf and say "I'm a peice of bread!".
Aragorn-*Goes over to Gandalf*I'm a peice of bread!
Gandalf-*gives a thumbs up*That's good! You just keep be'n you and things will go your way!
Trixie-sing me a soooooooooooong!
Aragorn-No.
Trixie-Why not? It won't KILL you!
Aragorn-...........................No.......................
Trixie-SSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!
Aragorn-.............Why?
Trixie-..I don't know.
Aragorn- 'On a cobweb after noon in a room full of emptyness by a freeway,I confess I was lost in the pages of a book full of death reading how we'll die alone and if we're good we'll lay to rest any where we wanna go!' THERE! GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!
Trixie-Now sing the hotdog song!
Aragorn-.......hotdogs...........armour hot dogs.......
Trixie-BOOOOOOOOOO! HERE! I'LL SING THE BOLOGNA SONG!!!!! "MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME; IT'S O-S-C-A-R, MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECONED NAME IT'S M-A-Y-E- R! OOOOO! 'CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Aragorn-..*dully*...yaaaaaay........
Trixie-Now sing the Fig Newton song with me! Wrap the inside in the outside is it good?
Aragorn-.............*dully*....darn tootn'...........
Trixie*enthusiasticly* and Aragorn *dully*-Don' the Big-Fig-Newton!
Trixie-And here's the tricky part!
