DISCLAIMER!!! I don't own anything from Trigun. *steals rights from Yasuhiro* MWAHAHA!! *lawyers randomly appear* @_@ ....... crap

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Vash squeezed his eyes shut as he heard the trigger scrape against the gun. He held his breath.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! VAAAAAAAAAASH!!!"

"What the-"

Vash opened one of his eyes and squinted at the spot where the hunter was. He thought he had heard a large amount of girl-sounding voices and a loud thump followed by many smaller thumps.

GLOMPGLOMPGLOMPGLOMP!

"GAH!!!" Vash cried out, then, dizzy from the commotion, he was thrown back, his head hit the wall and he went out like a light.

"Oh, Vash! You're hurt! Come on, everyone, lets help him!" The voices carried the very limp Vash to another bar not far from the alley. When they got there, they propped Vash up on a chair and went to get him a drink and some donuts.

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The room slowly faded into focus. Vash grumbled and rubbed his head.

"Aww... man... that was- Gah!" He jumped back and almost fell out of his chair as his thinking aloud was interrupted by the sight of a grinning teenage girl leaning over him.

"Oh~!" she smiled even bigger and nodded toward more teenage girls. "Vash, you're so cute! We love you!"

"Wha-?" His question was cut short by the group of girls giving him another round of Glomp-hugs. He sighed as another sweat drop appeared. When the girls had stopped, he turned to the one he thought might be the "leader" and asked her who they were.

"Fangirls," she said simply. Vash fell over.

He got up and asked, "So what happened to the bounty hunter that was chasing me?"

She answered with a shrug and a wave of her hand, "We gagged and tied him up, then one of us went to get the police after making sure you were out of the way. We don't want you to get captured and sent away," She grinned. "Now do we?"

The gaggle of other girls nodded like a bunch of bobble-head dolls. Vash looked at them in surprise. They looked like teen-diva girls. Short skirts, flare jeans, and small- very small- T-shirts... all in all skimpy clothing. Long nails and weird hairdos topped it off.

Man, he thought, Chicks are powerful.

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