The 'You Better Watch or Else' Show

Narrator: Welcome to the 'You Better Watch or Else' show.

A sign flashes 'Applaud'

Audience: *Crickets can be heard*

The Sign flashes 'Applaud or else'* Audience: *The crowd begins to cheer wildly*

Raven: Hello humans! I am a half demon aka God of Darkness.

Lilliana: Who occasionally likes to destroy the world,

Raven: Hey! Only when someone hurts Yulanda.

Lilliana: Like giving her a hangnail.

Raven: *Blows a raspberry at Lilliana*

Lilliana: Oh that's mature. Anyway, my names Lilliana. If you call me Lily you die! I'm part fey but don't think of taking me on because I will kick your butt.

Raven: And you think I'm immature.

Lilliana: Because you are.

Narrator: Can we please get back to the show now?

Lilliana and Raven: Butt out!! Now we would like to welcome you to the 'You Better Watch or Else' show! And we're your hosts.

Audience: *Groans and moans*

Lilliana and Raven: *In demonic voices* Silence!

Audience: *A pin can be heard dropping*

Raven: Now our first guest is Saddam Hussien.

Saddam suddenly appears in the guest chair.

Saddam: Hey! What am I doing here!?! I'm supposed to be hiding from American troops!

Liliana: Well you're with us now Saddamy so sit back and enjoy the ride.

Raven: So Saddam I understand you like torturing people.

Saddam: Oh yes! *Goes in to a longwinded explanation of how much he loves torturing people*

Raven: Really now?

Lilliana: Fascinating.

Raven: Unfortunately we are bored with you.

Lilliana: Very unfortunately.

Saddam: What does that mean?

Raven: It means this. Lilliana press THE button.

Liliana: Bye-bye Saddamy. *reaches over and presses THE button*

Saddam is immediately vaporized and all that is left is his ashes.

Raven: Now for our next guest.

Lilliana: From Sailor Moon we give you Queen Beryl

Queen Beryl appears in the guest chair on top of Saddam's ashes.

Lilliana: You know normally we interview our guests but since you're so annoying I'm just gonna press THE button right now.*Turns to Raven* Can I do that?

Raven: GO for it!

Lilliana: *Reaches over and presses THE button*

Beryl is suddenly sucked into a black hole never to be seen again.

Raven: *Not sad* Oh how sad. Moving on.

Lilliana: Our last and final guest for the evening, Ginias from MSG 8th MSTeam

Ginias appears in the guest chair dressed in a muzzle and straight jacket.

Raven: Are you related to Hannibal or did you just not take your happy pills today?

Lilliana: And what's with the hug myself jacket? Aren't You supposed to be a genius?

Ginias: I AM a genius! I'm just unappreciated

Lilliana and Raven: *Look at each other and roll their eyes* Riiiigggghhhhhttttt.

Raven: So how does it feel to know that your sister fell in love with the enemy?

Ginias: I feel utterly betrayed.

Lilliana: Really?

Ginias: No, That's just what the authors told me to say.

Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: YOU IDIOT! YOU BUNCH OF UTTER BAKA'S! WE SHALL SMITE YOU! *Throw down lightning bolts to fry Ginias*

Raven: Hey! You killed Ginias!

Lilliana: Bastards!

Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: A: Shut up. B: No more South Park for you two!

Raven: But you ruined our interview!

Lilliana: You killed our subject!

Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: We'll kill you if you don't stop talking!

Raven: We already died.

Lilliana: And came back.

Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: You wanna die and not come back?

Raven: .Did you here something?

Lilliana: Nope

Raven: Me neither. Next up it's.

Lilliana: Torture Time! YAY!

Raven: Our torture victim today is.Gohan's glasses! What the heck?!

Lilliana: Let me see that script! *reads the line* What the freak?!

Raven: *looks up at the ceiling* Explain to me why we're torturing glasses?

Arcade Princess and Fantasy Girl: Because they make Gohan look less hot! You see how that works?

Lilliana: Ignoring you people.

Raven: Whatever. Lets just get this over with.

Lilliana: How do we do this though?

Raven: Throw it in the middle of the street in NY at rush hour.

Lilliana: OK

They somehow open a portal to NY and throw the glasses in the middle of a street. They are instantly crushed.

Lilliana and Raven: Mission accomplished!

Raven: Now it's time for.Take over the world time!

Lilliana: Which country should we take over first?

Raven: America! Damn those Demon haters!

Lillana: OK!

They suddenly arrive in Washington DC, in the President's office.

Raven:*Goes to God form* *in demonic voice* Hand over America President Bush!

President Bush: Never!

Lilliana:*Puts a hand on Raven's shoulder* Raven let me handle this. *To President Bush* President Bush I have something for you.

President Bush:*in heavy Texan accent* What might that be lil' lady?

Lilliana: Look *holds up a pretzel* a pretzel.

President Bush:*screams in girly Texan accent*

The Secret Service circles around President Bush

Secret Service Agent 1: We must protect the president! *Carts him away*

President Bush:*As he's being carted away* You can have America just keep that thing away from me!

Lilliana: That was too easy.

Raven: No this is too easy *eats Lilliana's pretzel*

Lilliana: You're right that was too easy *suddenly realizing* Hey! That was my pretzel!

Raven: It's in my stomach now.

Lilliana: Not for long!

The credits roll and the screen goes black.