"Okay, quiet on the set! Bernie, do we have the music cued?"
"Yeah, Miz Corrona. Cued!"
"Great! Actors in place? Arthur, can you breathe?"
"Yes, Luna! Thanks for loosening the bandaids!"
"Sure thing! Okay! Action!" This was the scene where the Weasley
family was finally being reunited with their father, and Luna had arranged
for some music to be playing in the background. The Weasley clan gathered
around Arthur, and Luna gave Bernie the signal. He hit the play button on
the music, but something was amiss, because instead of the background music
from General Hospital, loud George Michael music was coming out of the
speakers!
"Sex is natural, sex is good! Not everybody does it, but everybody
should!" Molly looked horrified, Ginny looked disturbed, Remus was sending
Luna looks that she returned with disgust, Ron looked in awe, Harry and
Hermione smacked their foreheads, and the twins and Mister Weasley were
fighting back laughter.
"CUT!! SIRIUS ORION BLACK!" Luna yelled. From somewhere off the
set, Luna heard high-pitched screaming.
"Sirius Black, your ass is mine. How DARE you sabotage Luna's music,
ESPECIALLY in this scene! You WILL PAY," the distinct voice of Sally Anne
MacDarwin was heard, followed by a motorcycle revving, and the sounds of
Sirius Black running in circles around the set on foot as his girlfriend
chased him.
"Sally, no! AHHHHHHH, Remus, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OH," groaned Luna, "quiet on the set." They heard a loud crash,
then high-pitched feminine squealing.
"You are going to be singing soprano, Sirius Orion Black!" The men
all winced, and Luna fought back laughter.
"Remus, darling, you'd better go help out Sirius."