My Rogue Pt 14: The Trouble With Gumbo

I don't own any Marvel, or Buffy things mentioned in the fic. I only own Steve/Death. I know that I just changed his code name, but bear with me. I wont be using it much. NOTE: Not to be related in any way with Archangel! Once again, please try to do constructive criticism. Also, Blizzard owns some of the stuff I talk about. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to describe some of the brothers and a sister because I've absolutely no clue what they look like. Also, Gambit is married to Bella Donna, and sorry to the Rogue/Gambit lovers. I agree totally with the well-known fact that they're an awesome couple, but he wasn't in the show early enough. Lo siento. svsteve@adelphia.net Also I have decided to discontinue the mutant revealed POV, so sorry. Just too much trouble. Steve/Rogue Scott/Jean Kitty/Lance Bobby/Amara Rahne/Roberto Kurt/Amanda Evan/Wanda (no Todd, sorry) Ororo/Hank Pietro/Tabitha Logan/Raven Darkholme

Rogue yanked Steve back to her. "Eep!" he yelped as she grabbed him. "Why'd you stop me?" She pulled him towards her and stretched out beneath him and bit his collar slightly, extracting a small sigh from her boyfriend. "(Moan) So that's why you stopped Me." he said smiling. Rogue just gave him a small smile and pulled him closer.

Scott sat up straight at the explosion, his hand going to his glasses. "What was that?!" Jean frowned and pulled him back down to her. "It's just Steve's new friend, Remy. He blew up lunch." Scott relaxed a bit. "Oh." he blinked. "Well, maybe we should get back to what we were doing?" Jean smiled. "Great minds think alike."

Kurt and Amanda were too entangled to be distracted by the noise. Pietro, on the other hand, had decided to play Good Samaritan and warn everyone of the 'attack'. (Grunt) (Giggle). "Wha-?" Pietro wondered as he approached a tree he had seen the fuzzy ball go behind. "Wha?! PIETRO!" "Sorry, sorry!" He yelled as he zoomed off. Behind him, Kurt and Amanda were straightening their clothes. Kurt looked after Pietro. "Think ve should see what he vants?" Amanda sighed and nodded. "It would be bad if the others got hurt because I detained you." She gave him a mischievous grin. "But I promise to make it up to you later." Kurt offered a grin, but his hyperactive tail gave away his real thoughts.

"Jeeze" Pietro thought. "I'm having terrible luck finding single people." Over the last 30 seconds, he had interrupted Scott/Jean, Bobby/Amara, and Rahne/Roberto. "Well, lets see what it actually is before I rush off to tell Steve." Pietro did a strafing recon, and nearly went over to help Logan out. "I just incurred the wraths of 4 freakin' couples because Gambit blew up the grill?!" He said to himself angrily. "Oh, he'll pay for this." was his final thought as he zoomed off to booby trap the Cajun's room.

"Logan, nyet!" "Let me GO tin-man!" "Nyet." The scene could be described comical if it weren't for the snarling, almost salivating with rage, Logan being held back, just barely by a steel golem. "Do you know how much that cost?!" Logan barked. "I'm gonna tear the money for the meat AND grill out of your hide!" Remy had decided awhile ago that this was his cue to exit the stage, and tried to do so, only to find his way blocked by Hank. "Now, I wonder were you might be heading?" he inquired. Remy gave him a look like he was insane. "Mon Dieu Henri!" He yelled. "As far away from him as possible!" By this time, Piotr was having serious trouble keeping Logan under wraps, and losing the fight quickly. Henry smiled and took Remy aside.

MUCH LATER. Remy, in a ridiculous chef's outfit, puts the finishing touches on various fried foods he had 'whipped' up. "Mon Dieu," he thought. "Steve owes my wallet big for this." About that time, the couples headed in for lunch, most hastily smoothing out their clothes and hiding small smiles. Ororo looked around and found almost everyone. "Pietro," she started. "Why don't you get Steve and Rogue for lunch?" Pietro turned white. "Me?" he squeaked. Ororo sighed. "Fine. Rahne, you get them." "I'm on it." She shifted into her wolf form and was off.

After much sniffing around, she finally found them in a most compromising position. As she shifted back to human to talk, the couple that seemed to have become Siamese twins joined at various parts of their body, noticed he. "*^&#$(^!!" was the extent of their exclamations at being discovered. Rahne snorted, and jerked her head toward the mansion. "Lunch is served. That is," she added. "If you two aren't too tried for it." She smirked. Rogue gave her a withering stare as an answer.

I know that was abrupt for an ending, but it's late for me, and I'm still getting the hang of writing again. I promise the next story will be written earlier in the day, and be better. Once again, the email is svsteve@adelphia.net