Character Profile:

]Faye Richards[

 Faye is aged 14. She wears jeans, spiked boots, and a tank top. Faye can be angered quite easily. And she is a little dumb.

]Valerie Lerie [

 Valerie is the same age as Faye. She wears the same clothes as Faye because they are best friends and they want to wear the same clothing. Valerie is smarter than Faye, and she will stand up for her whenever someone insults Faye.

]Bob O'Wobbo[

 Bob is 15 years old. He plays jokes on people, but he is quite friendly to his friends. He wears corduroys, white t-shirt with "I am friendly, do not differ or I will slap you" written on it.

]"Shut Up"[

 "Shut Up" is 15 years old. He is very rude. He wears all black.

]Jess Locker[

 Jess is 13 years old. Her hair is very short, which makes her look masculine. She wears a shirt with a symbol on it(that is unidentified). Jess wears jeans. She is very very polite.

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Episode 1: How it all started

Faye was walking to school. She saw her friend Valerie and started walking with her to school.

"Morning," Faye said.

"Hey, Faye, how are you today, ay?" Valerie replied.

"Good, you?"

"Great!"

"You know what?" Faye said, "I had the strangest dream..."

"Yeah?"

"I was stuck on an elevator between two floors, and I banged on the door until the elevator started working again, then I woke up. Then I said, 'Ha! That would never happen.'"

Suddenly, a young man approached the 2 girls and said to Faye, "It could..."

Faye said, "Oh, sure, Bob! And what did I tell you about listening in on my conversations?"

"Believe what you want. And you told me nothing about listening in on your conversations."

They got to school and opened the elevator, and went in.

Faye said, "This elevator is completely stop proof!"

The elevator bell suddenly sounded. Faye and Valerie both gasped. Bob switched the elevator back to Run.

Faye yelled, "BOB! YOU ASS! You stopped the elevator!"

Bob just laughed and said, "That was priceless! Oh, Jesus! Why can't priceless things be recorded?"

Faye and Valerie told Bob to shut up. And they went to class.

***

After school, Valerie, Bob, and Faye went to the park to hang out. Bob went into the trail. Faye and Valerie just talked.

"I hate word processors, you know?" Faye said.

"Me, too! Especially Megahard Word." Valerie responded.

"Why did they make it so anal to spelling and grammar now? I mean…you know Maruyama, right?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he writes his fan fiction in Megahard Word, and you know what he tells me?"

"What?"

"That Megahard should write English books!"

"HA!"

"He also tells me that he yells at the program – he's on summer vacation, and he doesn't NEED the English lessons."

"Ha ha!"

They kept bashing Megahard Word for an hour. Then Faye went after Bob to get him because it was time to leave.

"Hey, Bob! Get over here!" Faye yelled.

Bob did not seem to comply. Faye kept on calling for him until a light shone beneath her feet.

"Bob, you asshole!" she exclaimed, "If you are trying to scare me, it is not w-w-w-w-work-ing."

Faye is actually getting scared right now. Thinking that it is a flashlight, she put her hand to the source of the light and picked up some weird gadget thingamajigger whatchamacallit electronic thingy that is no flashlight no matter what anyone would say.

"What the hell is this?" she asked to no-one.

The light shone into the sky.

Faye yelled, "Bob, I love your special effects, now show yourself so we can get our asses outta here!"...Now she was being lifted..."Some quiet, strong fishing line you got."...An eclipse was forming..."An eclipse...Wait a minute, I am being lifted toward it. What? Did I die or something? Uh, Bob? What the fuck is this? Bob? Bob? HELLLP MEEE!" She got jolted inside the eclipse, and got conked out when she fell...onto some ground?

She woke up to see some cat-head creature looking straight at her.

"Get off of me. Now!" Faye yelled.

"Sorry," said the creature. "I just wanted to see…what color your beautiful eyes were."

"Oh, you!" Faye said, flattered. "What is your name, little friend?"

"Kiercemon."

"K-eers-mon?"

"Yeah."

"I am confused now. You are a cat-head, and your owners..."

"I am not owned by anyone. I just have you. You belong here...at the time being..."

"What the fuck?"

" You are here for a purpose. To save the..."

"World?"

"Yeah. But, let's just call it the digital world, or if you're too lazy to say all those syllables, the digiworld."

"Yeah. So I am some kind of hero..."

"Yeah. And so is Bob."

"Bob!" Faye yelled, confused, shocked, and surprised.

"And his partner Dopmon(pronounced Dope - mon)."

"Are you related?" asked Faye.

"No."

"Then WHY does your name end in mon, and Dopmon's?"

"Because we are digital monsters, or if you are WAAAY too lazy to say those syllables, Digimon. We prefer it the lazy way, though. Because monsters are Loch Ness, Bigfoot, King Kong, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah..."

"I get the point!"

Bob and Dopmon arrived. Dopmon looks like a black blob with white eyes that bounces up and down.

"There you are, Bob!" Faye yelled, "Now let's get out of here and get home!"

"Umm...Sure, Faye! We just have to fulfill our purpose here and then we can go home," Bob replied.

"That's retarded."

"Hey! Do not call your purpose retarded!" Kiercemon yelled.

"Sorry."

"Uh, I think there is someone coming..."

A person, aged at about 12, with short hair, arrived.

"Hey. My name is Jess," the person said.

Bob replied, "Ok, sir..."

"I am not a boy."

"Ok, ma'am..."

Someone came out of nowhere. "Good day, sir..."

"I am female dosh gammit!" Jess yelled.

"Good day, ma'am. Welcome to the digital world. I am your digimon, Rudemon. You are here for a purpose. To save the world. And how are you doing today?"

"Good, Rudemon."

"Oh, and there's Politemon. He has gotten quite mean and rude for some reason."

Politemon screamed, "Shut up! What are you doing here? Faye, you smell..."

Faye yelled, "What did you just say?"

She jumped up to where Politemon was, and pounded him. Some kid came out and said, "Hey! Don't beat up my digimon, you little stinkybreathed nogood rat."

Faye mumbled, "Figures..."

Bob said, "What's your name?"

The kid answered, "Shut up!"

"Excuse me?"

"Shut UP!"

"I asked you for your name! Now tell me it!"

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

"N-"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shuuut uuuuppp!"

Politemon yelled, "He says, 'Shut up,' you shut up!"

Faye said, "Ok, Shutup! We'll shut up!"

Bob and Jess snickered.

"Let's go, Politemon, and maybe we can get some PEACE!" 'Shutup' yelled.

"Yeah! *burp*," replied Poltemon, without saying excuse me.

"Vice Versa, eh?" Jess asked.

Rudemon replied, "Yeah. Wierd, huh?"

"Yeh."

A big bang sounded.

"What the fuck is that?" Bob and Faye said.

"Do NOT, and I repeat do NOT take my line!" Faye yelled.

"Sorry. I can't help it if I hear a big bang, in some strange place, where there are strange monsters, and we do not know what would happen here..."

"Ok, ok, Bob! It's just that it was my line since I was one year old!! Those were my first words!!!"

"Huh?" Bob said.

"Never mind."

"Ha ha ha!" a voice laughed loudly.

"Who the hell was that?" Faye screamed.

"You want to know?" the voice replied.

"No fucking duh!"

"Ok, I'll tell you."

"Alright, just show yourself."

"Ok, I will!"

"Show yourself you little bastard!"

"Ok, ok! Jeezum! Mumbled profanities and derogatory expressions"

The stranger appeared.

"I am Demon, lord of the underworld, FEAR ME NOW, for you will die."

"All of you got clean under wears?" Faye asked.

Bob said, "I shat my pants! I wear black under wears anyways."

Faye mumbled, "Thanks for sharing..."

Jess said, "You know what would be nice right now?"

"What?" Bob and Faye asked.

"That we run!"

"Oh, yeah!" Faye said.

Bob, Faye, and Jess ran, but they didn't get far when Demon sent this digimon out to get them.

Bob cried, "Crap!"

Faye yelled, "Who the fuck is that?"

Rudemon replied, "Uh, use your digivice..."

"My wha?"

"Di-gi-vice!"

"Ya mean this thingy I'm holding?"

"Yes."

Faye was about to throw it. Kiercemon yelled, "No, you dumbass! Press the SQUARE BUTTON and point this little bulb thing at the digimon in front of you!"

Faye did that and learned that the digimon that they encountered was named Vinemon.

"Poison vine!" Vinemon cried as he attacked. The vines nearly hit the 3 people.

"Thorn vine!" The vines got the three people.

"Now what?" Jess cried as she pressed the triangle button by accident. Her digivice glowed and made Rudemon digivolve.

Jess said, "Oops, All I did was press the triangle..."

"Rudemon digivolve to....Obnoxiousmon"

"Everyone, hit the triangle...no, no PRESS it, Faye!"

"Shaddap, Jess!" Faye said as she pressed the button, as Bob did.

"Kiercemon digivolve to....Kitmon"

"Dopmon digivolve to........Craymon"

"Oh, wow!" Vinemon said.

"Yeah," Obnoxiousmon said, "Wow! Obnoxious laser!"

"Agonizing Scratch of Death!" Kitmon yelled

"Dammit! That hurt!" Vinemon screamed.

"Good!" said Craymon. "DEATH RAY!"

"Oh, craaaaaaaap! You will PAY big time!" Vinemon yelled. Then he got deleted.

The earth beneath Jess, Faye, and Bob trembled. Demon said, "It is not over yet! You will face many digimon who work for ME and you will surely die! Bah ha ha ha ha ha!" The trio fell underground into some underground place.

"Well, what now?" Jess asked.