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The Digital Realm

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-----Who's Who?-----

Faye Richards: 14 year old female who wears jeans, spiked boots, and a tank top. Faye can be angered quite easily. And she is a little dumb. Her partner is Kitmon - a feline digimon

Bob O'Wobbo: Bob is 15 years old. He plays jokes on people, but he is quite friendly to his friends. He wears cordroys, white t-shirt with "I am friendly, do not differ or I will slap you" written on it. His partner is Craymon - a fishlike digimon

Jess Boyd: Jess is 13 years old. Her hair is very short, which makes her look masculine. She wears a shirt with a symbol on it(that is unidentified). Jess wears jeans. She is very very polite. Her partner is Obnoxiousmon - a polite smileyface with arms and legs.

"Shut Up": "Shut Up" is 15 years old. He is very rude. He wears all black. His digimon is Politemon - (opposite of Obnoxiousmon. Difference in form: Politemon is in-training, so he has no arms or legs. You'll see his rookie form in this episode)

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Episode 2: Meaniemon

"Oh, great! I'm dying! You will PAY big time!" Vinemon yelled. Then he got deleted.

The earth beneath Jess, Faye, and Bob trembled. Demon said, "It is not over yet! You will face many digimon who work for ME and you will surely die! Bah ha ha ha ha ha!" The trio fell underground into a dark and gloomy place.

"Well, what now?" Jess asked.

"Only God knows, Jess," Faye said, "Only God knows..."

"We're basically toast..."

{ meanwhile }

"What do you want, ROCK-MON?!" 'Shut Up' asked.

"To kill you. You pushed me out of your way!" Rockmon replied

"Oh, waaah-waaah! Politemon, this idiot wants to kill me!" replied 'Shut Up' sarcastically.

"Move it, punk!" Politemon yelled at Rockmon, attempting to push him to no avail.

"What the he-?!"

Rockmon grabbed "Shut Up" and shut him up with one hand, and strangled him with the other.

"HEY! Get your grimy, dirty, slime-covered paws off of him!" Politemon yelled, as "Shut Up" inadvertently pressed the triangle button.

"Politemon digivolve to --- Consideratemon"

"Move out of the way, Rockmon!" Consideratemon said as he grabbed "Shut Up" and smacked Rockmon without caring. After putting "Shut Up" down, Consideratemon beat up Rockmon to death. Then the earth shook, and "Shut Up" and Consideratemon fell (as the other three kids did).

{ now the three kids... }

"Let's split up," Jess said. "This circle button is what you use to page if you find any way out of here (or get in any trouble)."

"How do you know all this?" Faye asked.

"The fine print on the buttons - the triangle has the word Digivolve, the square has Identify, and the circle has Page. The button with the X on it, I don't know. For all I know, it can kill your digimon, so don't try it. Then there's this unlit button, which I don't want to try either."

"Alright alright! Let's split up."

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[Bob's Direction]

"What's with your shirt, Bob?" Craymon asked.

"Oh, it's irony. Friends don't beat each other up unless they're drunk, mad at each other, or out of jest. This beat up is enemy beat up," Bob replied.

"Ok."

"*sigh* What a blah place."

"Yeah."

They don't find much anywhere. They keep walking.

[Faye's Direction]

"2 more people on my enemy list - 'Shut Up' and Demon," Faye said.

"What's an enemy list?" Kitmon asked.

"That, my friend is a list of people whom I hate. Especially Demon. He just ruined my life as I know it!"

"How?"

"Being a demon."

"He is THE DEMON!"

"Yeah..."

"Well, hello!" - someone came out of nowhere.

"WHAT THE... Oh, it's YOU! And you DIGIVOLVED! What an improvement!"

"Shut up! And don't talk to my digimon like that."

"Oh, not you again! Go away, 'Shut Up!'"

"Shut up!"

Faye smacks "Shut Up." Consideratemon started yelling insults in all languages and rude and obnoxious things at Faye. "Shut Up" said, "You wanna start something?! You know, I know karate!"

"Sure! I know it, too! And I don't use it to start trouble, so you start it. Since you are rude and obnoxious, I mean, only the likes of you can ever start problems," Faye replied

"Shut-" 'Shut Up' started, as Faye smacked, kicked and bruised him.

"One thing you must learn, Grasshopper. You musn't leave yourself open. Kitmon, let's go. See you people later."

[Jess's Direction]

"Want some M&M's?" Jess asked Obnoxiousmon.

"Yes, please," Obnoxiousmon said - taking the M&M's and eating them with a little fork and knife, "Something is over there. It's probably the way out."

"Hope you're right, Obnoxiousmon," Jess replied.

"When am I ever wrong?"

The 2 go to that thing. It was a fat and nasty digimon.

"When are you ever wrong?" Jess asked with a humerous tone.

"Sorry about that. Heh heh. I'm not trying to pull a Politemon here."

"It's ok. But what about THAT thing? It's grotesque and stupid."

"YOU'RE the one who's stupid!" the digimon said.

"Who are you?" Jess asked. - She pressed the Identify button and learned that the digimon was Nastymon. A champion form digimon who attacks with insults and other things.

"Well, you learned my identity by using that thing. You're stupid! You could have asked, I would have answered!"

"Well! At least I am not FAT!" Jess yelled back at Nastymon.

Obnoxiousmon said, "Um, Jess, you shouldn't diss nasty digimon, especially Nastymon."

"She dissed me! What else am I to do with that fat MIDGET!"

"That's ENOUGH! Spare me from your insolence!" Nastymon said. "Time to die!"

"Time to page." Jess paged the other two kids - "We're in trouble, hurry here."

Jess then said to Nastymon, "Can we wait for a second? I have to tie my shoe."

"Ok, die perfect. I don't care."

Then Faye and Bob arrived.

"WOW," Faye said. "That's one fat and grotesque and stupid digimon."

Jess responded, "How did I describe her? 2 thinks she's the stupid midget."

"Amen," Bob said, "I am the third one."

"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP?! I can't stand your idiocy!" Nastymon screamed as she pounded all the digimon and the digidestined with her fists.

Faye said calmly, "Ow."

"Let us attack this evil digimon," Craymon said.

"Yeah!" the other two digimon said.

"Agonizing scratch of death!" Kitmon yelled as she attacked... "Dar?"

"Death ray!" Craymon attacked... "Um, did I do it wrong?"

"Obnoxious laser!" Obnoxiousmon attacked - and it hits Nastymon.

Nastymon sarcastically said, "Ow."

"ATTACK AGAIN, KITMON!" Faye yelled.

"Um!" Kitmon replied, "Are you that dumb? I can't attack because I have no power. Look at the LCD on your digivice once in a while. It will educate you. Look! Bob knows and he's a moron! (not as bad as you)"

"That's right!" Bob said.

Fists again. Then Nastymon took Jess and held her in a headlock.

"Hey, I may be the polite and nice kind," Obnoxiousmon said, "But when someone attacks my Jess, I get really mad and mean! And impolite!"

Obnoxiousmon tried attacking Nastymon. Jess said in a choked voice, "I'll try pressing this triangle button right here, and we can smile." She couldn't reach it, so that was a problem.

"A handicap, yes. But, NOTHING CAN STOP VOICE RECOGNITION!" Jess said, her voice now strangely not being affected by the headlock. "DIGIVOLVE!"

"Obnoxiousmon digivolve to --- Meaniemon"

"Please let my friend go, Nastymon," Meaniemon said. "It's not nice."

"What the..?! Meaniemon is being nice to me! GAAAAA! I will never let go!"

"Then I have no choice but to...attack you with KINDNESS LASERS!" - Meaniemon said as she attacked Nastymon, forcing her to let Jess go.

"Kindness - Harmful - Must- Get- Nas---waaaaaaaaaaaa!" Nastymon cried.

"See you. Buh bye!" Meaniemon said as she kicked Nastymon into the darkness. "She won't be a threat to mankind for a while..." Meaniemon dedigivolved back to her Obnoxiousmon form.

"Yeah, DEMON!" Bob yelled, "Think your flunkies can beat us! This is what I think!"

Bob, talking as if he inhaled helium, mocks Demon, "It is not over yet! You will face many digimon who work for ME and you will surely die! Bah ha ha ha ha ha!"

The girls laughed out loud.

"Bob, that was...a good one!" Faye said to Bob. Then she fell down and laughed until she cried.

[At Demon's Castle]

"So...Obnoxiousmon decides to digivolve and Bob decides to mock me with his Helium voice. Bob will learn not to mock me!" Demon said as he crossed out Obnoxiousmon on his chart of digimon. "Yes, you will truly die, BOB! YES - YOU - WILL!"

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