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The Digital Realm

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-----(Who's Who?)-----

Faye Richards: 14 year old female who wears jeans, spiked boots, and a tank top. Faye can be angered quite easily. And she is a little dumb. Her partner is Kitmon - a feline digimon

Bob O'Wobbo: Bob is 15 years old. He plays jokes on people, but he is quite friendly to his friends. He wears cordroys, white t-shirt with "I am friendly, do not differ or I will slap you" written on it. His partner is Craymon - a fishlike digimon

Jess Boyd: Jess is 13 years old. Her hair is very short, which makes her look masculine. She wears a shirt with a symbol on it(that is unidentified). Jess wears jeans. She is very very polite. Her partner is Obnoxiousmon - a polite smileyface with arms and legs.

"Shut Up": "Shut Up" is 15 years old. He is very rude. He wears all black. His digimon is Consideratemon - (opposite of Obnoxiousmon.)

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Episode 3: Bob's Battle

[At Demon's Castle]

"So...Obnoxiousmon decides to digivolve and Bob decides to mock me with his ass. Bob will learn not to mock me!" Demon said as he crossed out Obnoxiousmon on his chart of digimon. "Yes, you will truly die, BOB! YES - YOU - WILL!"

[meanwhile...]

"Shut Up" and Consideratemon were walking. "Shut Up" was grumbling and very angry because Faye slapped him and was mean to him.

"That Faye girl makes me so mad!" 'Shut Up' said. "Let's go kick her butt!"

"Yeah!" Consideratemon replied.

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"Wow, Jess!" Faye said, "That was so cool! And all you had to do was yell DIGIVOLVE!"

"It only works with my digivice," Jess said, "Who knows what features yours has..."

"Hmm."

"Well, I am not just going to stand here and do nothing!" Bob yelled, "Let's find a way out, kick Demon's patoot, and leave this world and go back to our own and be happy again!"

"Amen!" Faye replied with much enthusiasm.

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"...and you know what? I have much more money than he do--" Faye was talking until they encountered "Shut Up."

"Now what do you want?!" Faye snapped.

'Shut Up' replied, "To kick your butt."

"You wanna piece of me?! Come and get me!"

"Shut Up" hit Faye and then Kitmon bruised "Shut Up" and Consideratemon good - knocking them to the ground.

"Hope ya got insurance, you bags of scum!" Faye said to the two. "You must learn to be polite and not to hit people."

"SHUT UP!" 'Shut Up' screamed in reply, as he and Consideratemon ran from them.

"Heh heh heh...They will learn soon enough, they will learn...now, where's Bob?"

"He heard a voice in a certain direction," Jess said, "and he and Craymon went to see what that voice was."

"He's toast."

"He's got Craymon to protect him anyways, Faye."

"What is this? Do you live here or something? Are you some kind of person who knows all about this place and digimon and yeah..?"

"No. I remain calm and at ease. Besides, Obnoxiousmon- she is the most friendly, polite, and trustworthy digimon I ever met."

"Okay. Juust wondering."

"K."

"Can we find somewhere to crash tonight? I am extremely tired."

"Sure. I do hope you realize that tomorrow is the last day of school!"

"Crap! And there's a mandatory pep rally then! If you don't attend, you have to clean the school all summer, and do toilet detailing - especially in the men's room, and you know how the boys make the toilet brown!"

"Well, Bob has to detail his OWN toilet. Our summer vacation is ruined!"

"Dangit! Hey! We passed a nice cave earlier! We can sleep there!"

"I'm sure it's safe..."

Jess and Faye went to the cave Faye talked about. It was beautiful with stained glass paintings. 2 sleeping areas were set up.

"Could this be a trap or a coincidence?" Faye asked. Faye pictured lying down and falling down into an abyss never to be seen again.

"Coincidence," Jess said. "I don't know why, but it's coincidence!" Jess pictured lying down and feeling more comfortable than she ever felt.

"Ah, what the hey! Let's crash here!"

"Yeah."

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(Meanwhile...)

"What was that voice anyways?" Bob asked.

"Who are you talking to anyways?" Craymon asked.

"Myself."

"Have you ever responded?"

"No. Nobody ever listens to me, not even me."

"I listen to you!"

"I was kidding. No, I just talk to myself because it's what I do."

'Oh, ok."

Bob and Craymon continue walking.

(Later...)

"I was just trying to be funny!" Bob said - in a scared tone of voice, "Doesn't Demon have a sense of humor?"

"Yeah," the digimon said, "He thinks it's funny when you get hurt or killed!"

Bob used his digimon analyser to see who he encountered...Deathmon. A champion form dinosaur digimon who would not stop trying to kill until he has successfully killed. Then the corpse gets sacrificed as a burnt offering and then the ashes until it is total nothingness. Deathmon talks all calm and matter-of-factly.

Deathmon said, "You know, Demon didn't appreciate it when you mocked him with your butt. He wants you to die now."

"Um," Bob replied, "Can't I give you a rain check until I am old and grey, and have homotyphilitis?"

"NO!" Deathmon shouted so loud, it echoed through the entire digital world. "Demon said NOW!"

"Sucks to Demon! I'm going home! Ya with me, Craymon?"

"Y-yes," Craymon replied, in a really faint tone of voice.

Bob turned around and left the area. Deathmon chased after Bob.

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"Did you hear that?" Jess asked Faye, waking Faye up.

Faye woke up, "Uh? Oh, I apologize if I was snoring loudly."

"No, you weren't snoring. Not that loud anyways. I heard someone scream, 'NO! Demon said NOW!'"

"Bob might be in trouble."

"Yeah."

"He paged us, and we were oblivious to it! It was like 5 minutes ago!"

"Crappers. He's in big trouble now!"

Faye and Jess rush to see what Bob got himself into.

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"You tried to escape, and yet you failed," Deathmon said.

Bob muttered, "I don't think you will wait until I get homotyphilitis."

"You have no right to speak."

"You have no right to kill me."

"That's it! DEATH CLAW!" Deathmon's claws shot out, and just missed Bob and Craymon.

Faye and Jess arrived.

"HEY!" Faye yelled, "You DO NOT mess with my friends!"

"Who are you to decide who I mess with?" Deathmon retorted.

"I'm Faye Richards, and if you start something, I am ending it!"

"Bah! How about if I end it right now - save you the trouble!"

Deathmon grabbed Bob. Craymon fainted. Bob, fumbling for the buttons, dropped his digivice. Jess started swearing in tongues.

"Okay, what just happened here?" Faye said.

Bob replied indignantly, "Let's see Faye! I am being held by this killer digimon, my digivice fell, Craymon fainted, and YOU aren't helping!"

"Okay, okay! No need to catch an attitude!"

"Yeaah."

Faye tried everything to wake Craymon up. Water, slapping, everything! Craymon wouldn't wake up.

Faye said, "He's not dead I hope."

"No," Kitmon said, "he just fainted. Stress causes that all the time."

"Can I try picking up his digivice and throwing it to him?"

"No! With the security as tight as it is now, touching a digivice that is not your own will shock you half to death!"

"Dahm."

"HEY!" Bob yelled, "With Deathmon's grip as tight as it is now, not helping one of your own friends will kill him!"

"There is nothing I can do!"

"Tickle Deathmon or something! DO SOMETHING! Geez."

"Yeah right. You try getting Craymon up!"

"CRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYMOOOOONNN! WAKE UP!"

Bob's digivice glowed. Deathmon swore. Craymon awoke. And he digivolved.

"Craymon digivolve to -- Dolpharkraymon"

"Dolpharkraymon. Part dolphin, part shark, part Craymon. A real mighty fish. Don't mess with his flaming sharktooth attack. Toasty!" Obnoxiousmon described Dolpharkraymon.

"Oh. Whoopiedoo! A real mighty fish! Get past this, please! DEATH CLAW!"

Deathmon attacked, and it hit Dolpharkraymon. It had no effect. Dolpharkraymon attacked, "FLAMING SHARKTOOTH!"

A flaming sharktooth shot out of Dolpharkraymon's mouth, and hit Deathmon's arm, making him release Bob. Dolpharkraymon attacked again and it got Deathmon right in his heart and killed him. Dolpharkraymon dedigivolved to Craymon. Bob picked up his digivice.

"You saved my life!" Bob cried, hugging Craymon.

"Yep."

"See that, Demon? You thought you could kill me! Ha-ha!"

*****

"Well, well! Look at this! Looks like Bob won the fight. Isn't that excellent?" Demon said, crossing Bob and Craymon off his chart. "Wait till Faye sees what I've cooked up for her. Ha ha ha!...."

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