A baby is dropped off on the steps of Hogwarts Castle, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravencalw and Salazar Slytherin have to take care of it and try to finds it's parents while teaching there receptive classes. Chaos ensues.
A/N: Sorry for the wait. ^_^
Disclaimer:Almost forgot this thing. Anyway any character you reconize as J.K. Rowling's is hers.
Chapter Three: Salazar Slytherin's Two Hours With The Thing.
Slytherin kicks open the door to his room. It is tactfully furnished with Sliver and Green his two favorite colors. The window is broken but that is to expected. (Come on people how short can your memories get the rock remember. Some people!) He put the baby down on the bed and turned to the window.
Salazar: Rowena would kill me if you got a cold.
He waves his wand at the glass and it fixes itself. When he turned around the thing was gone.
Salazar: Now where could it have gone.
Slytherin looks around for the baby but he can't find it on the bed anywhere. (Shows his IQ) He looked on top of the bed. He looked under the bed. He even lifted the mattress up and looked under it and after 5 minutes he had decided that the baby was not anywhere near the bed.
Salazar: Great now Rowena is going to kill me for losing the thing in less then five minutes. Where is Godric when you need him. I could have dumped the thing with him.
The sound of feet behind him make him spin around. "The thing" was right then heading out the door and giggling down the hall way to the amusement of some Gryfindor kids heading down to the Great Hall.
Salazar: Shit. Damn.( And many other cruse words.)
Slytherin runs down the corridor after the thing. The baby reaches the stair way and starts to head down when it some what trips and it looks like the kid is going to fall. Slytherin makes a dive and catches the thing. He holds it up safely above his head as he falls down half way down the stairs. He only stopped because his wand fell out of his pocket and hit the step causing an unknown spell and getting Slytherin's butt firmly stuck in the stairs.
Salazar: THANK GOD FOR QUIDDITCH REFLEXES.
Slytherin did play Quiddtich by the way.
Gryffindor Kid : Professor you alright?
Salazar: DO I BLOODILY LOOK ALRIGHT POTTER!!!
Potter: No Professor you don't.
Salazar: GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN STEP!!!
Potter and his friends, Lupin, Black, and Weasley (Well it's easer than making up names beside all three of those family are old wizarding families.(I think. I know Weasley's and Potter's are and I'm sure about Lupin's (sort off), not really sure about Black's but I think so.)^_^ Man I have a lot of ( )s in this A/N don't I. ^_^) went down and while Lupin took charge of the kid. The other fours boys helped the professor of the step. The thing laughed the entire time. Slytherin cursed the entire time. When they finally got him out, they worked on getting his wand out as well.
Lupin: Professor?
Salazar: Yes Lupin.
Lupin: Why were you following this kid? If you don't mind me asking.
Salazar: I don't mind. That bitch of a Transfiguration teacher Ravencalw has forced me to look after that thing.
Lupin: Oh.
Black: You know the little thing sort of looks like a mix between a Malfoy and a Weasley.
Weasley: Black that is obscene. Honestly I think I'm going to gag.
Black: Just be sure to do it over the stair railling.
Slytherin finally manages to get the wand free. He takes the thing form Lupin
Salazar: Don't you dare or I'll put the whole lot of you in detention. Now all of you get lost.
All four: Yes Professor. See you in Potions.
They go down the stairs skipping the stair that Slytherin was stuck in just because. Slytherin looks at the thing.
Salazar: You know there right you do look like a mix between a Malfoy and Weasley.
Slytherin laughs.
Salazar: Considering those two can't be in the same room with out start a fight of some kind, that is irony.
He heads up stairs back to huge room. This time when he enters he close the door firmly before putting the thing down. The thing crawled around the floor.
Salazar: Now what am I suppose to do with this thing.
The baby starts to pull on a green table cloth to help it stand up again. Everything on the table starts to wobble as it heads to the edge. A Potions books falls off first and would have hit the thing, if Slytherin didn't duck and grab the book first.
Salazar: You are way more trouble than you are worth you know that.
Slytherin glared at the thing, which was now walking around the room heading for the open door on the other side of the room. (You think the Snake Lord would learn don't you ^_^ ) The thing walked in to the other room. The room that was connected Slytherins bedroom seemed bounce light of every surface. Needless to say the thing found this every interesting. He pulled at another table cloth, this one was seemed to made to like sliver. (Green and Sliver Slytherin Colors) Slytherin comes up pushes everything back so the kid doesn't hurt himself. The baby lets go of the table cloth and continued to walk about the room. And so begins a lot of things, i.e. books falling left and right, broomsticks flying though the high ceilinged room, Slytherin chasing the thing trying to make sure it didn't hurt itself an in the process hurting himself. (Use you're imagination people.) Finally he gets a break..
Salazar: If didn't know any better. I'd think your having fun. Wait I don't know any better.
Slytherin watches as the thing amuses himself playing with a Sugar Quill Slytherin gave him. (Poor Sly don't he know sugar and babies are not a good mix) 5 minutes later Slytherin is back up chasing the little road runner in training. 30 minutes later the kid finally seems to run out of energy. Slytherin at this point is to tried to really notice and plops down on a pill of pillow (Say that 5 times fast, plops down on a pill of pillow, plops down on a pill of pillow, plops down on a pill of pillow, plops down on a pill of pillow. It's not really that hard but fun to say back to the story.) and rubs his eyes.
Slytherin: Kids are going to be the death of me. I just know it. I resolve at this moment never to have kids. (Wonder how long that resolve holds?)
The kid seeing Slytherin resting goes to join him and lays down right next to him and cuddles closer. Slytherin is clearly shocked by this actions. The kid yawned and went right to sleep. Slytherin gave a rare smile and wraped one arm protectively around the kid while he slept and follows it's example and closes his eyes.
Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were right out side Slytherins door. Talking.
Helga: Are you sure it was safe putting the child with Salazar? He's not exactly fatherly.
Rowena: No choice really. I'm sure the kids ok. And if he's not.... Salazar will have some explaining to do.
Hufflepuff winces. They open the door to Slytherins rooms.
Helga: Salazar?
Rowena: Slytherin where are you?
They walked to the other room, which still has the door open, by the way, and took a peek inside to be greeted with a marvelous sight. Slytherin and the baby fast asleep.
Helga: Oooooooooh. That is so cute.
Raveclaw got an idea.
Rowena: Keep them like that I'll be back.
Ravenclaw silently rushed out off the room only to return a minute later with a blond haired boy in the tow.
Rowena: Malfoy we need you to paint this picture quickly.
Malfoy: Professor?
Rowena: Just do it.
Malfoy: Yes Professor.
Malfoy shook his head and transfigured some items into paint and other supplies. After a while he finished it all three of the Proffessor still in the room. (He's good.)
Helga: Thank you Malfoy. Do us a favor and when you get to your house common room make reproduction on off that form memory and get it to us as soon as possible.
Rowena: Good idea Helga.
Helga: Thank you.
Malfoy: Sure thing Professors.
Rowena: You may go now Malfoy.
Malfoy: Thank you Proffessor.
Malfoy leaves with a smirk on his face.
Malfoy: (thinking) No one is ever going to believe that Slytherin has a soft side. (Thinking)
Soon after Malfoy leaves the room Slytherin wakes up to find Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff putting a new picture of him and the baby sleeping.
Salazar: (hushed so as not to wake up the baby) What in Gods name are you to idiots doing?
Rowena: Putting up this new picture, don't you like it?
Salazar: No I don't get that off my wall.
Helga: Don't be so negative Salazar. It looks nice.
Slytherin carefully gets up and walks over to the two and tries to take the picture down. Ravenclaw grabs it first and makes a run for it. Slytherin is hot on her tail.
Helga: I'm open
Ravenclaw pass it to Hufflepuff. Slytherin runs after Hufflepuff in an attempt to get control of the picture. Hufflepuff back to Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw back to Hufflepuff. Slytherin getting tired of this now he takes out his wand. Both Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff answer by taking out there in turn. The fray continues like this for awhile, with the occasional harmless spell thrown in. None of them notice that the baby is a wake now and watching the entire thing giggling. They also don't notice when the door opens and a tall man with wind swept black hair, and a red cloak enters. He watches the whole thing for the door way to the sliver room.
Hufflepuff throws the picture back to Ravenclaw only to have Slytherin hit it with a spell that sends it flying over Ravenclaws head and it lands in the hands off ....
Rowena: Godric.
Gryffindor looks at the picture and smiles. He looks up at Slytherin who seems to blush.
Godric: Cute picture Salazar. I didn't know you had a soft spot. Who's the kid?
A/N Hope you like this so far I plan to finish this in 6 chapters I think I can get it done by that. R&R Next chapter:Chapter Four: Godric Gryffindor returns form God knows where (most likely fighting a dragon) to find....
Thank to Lienna and Carli for reviewing. ^_^
A/N: Sorry for the wait. ^_^
Disclaimer:Almost forgot this thing. Anyway any character you reconize as J.K. Rowling's is hers.
Chapter Three: Salazar Slytherin's Two Hours With The Thing.
Slytherin kicks open the door to his room. It is tactfully furnished with Sliver and Green his two favorite colors. The window is broken but that is to expected. (Come on people how short can your memories get the rock remember. Some people!) He put the baby down on the bed and turned to the window.
Salazar: Rowena would kill me if you got a cold.
He waves his wand at the glass and it fixes itself. When he turned around the thing was gone.
Salazar: Now where could it have gone.
Slytherin looks around for the baby but he can't find it on the bed anywhere. (Shows his IQ) He looked on top of the bed. He looked under the bed. He even lifted the mattress up and looked under it and after 5 minutes he had decided that the baby was not anywhere near the bed.
Salazar: Great now Rowena is going to kill me for losing the thing in less then five minutes. Where is Godric when you need him. I could have dumped the thing with him.
The sound of feet behind him make him spin around. "The thing" was right then heading out the door and giggling down the hall way to the amusement of some Gryfindor kids heading down to the Great Hall.
Salazar: Shit. Damn.( And many other cruse words.)
Slytherin runs down the corridor after the thing. The baby reaches the stair way and starts to head down when it some what trips and it looks like the kid is going to fall. Slytherin makes a dive and catches the thing. He holds it up safely above his head as he falls down half way down the stairs. He only stopped because his wand fell out of his pocket and hit the step causing an unknown spell and getting Slytherin's butt firmly stuck in the stairs.
Salazar: THANK GOD FOR QUIDDITCH REFLEXES.
Slytherin did play Quiddtich by the way.
Gryffindor Kid : Professor you alright?
Salazar: DO I BLOODILY LOOK ALRIGHT POTTER!!!
Potter: No Professor you don't.
Salazar: GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN STEP!!!
Potter and his friends, Lupin, Black, and Weasley (Well it's easer than making up names beside all three of those family are old wizarding families.(I think. I know Weasley's and Potter's are and I'm sure about Lupin's (sort off), not really sure about Black's but I think so.)^_^ Man I have a lot of ( )s in this A/N don't I. ^_^) went down and while Lupin took charge of the kid. The other fours boys helped the professor of the step. The thing laughed the entire time. Slytherin cursed the entire time. When they finally got him out, they worked on getting his wand out as well.
Lupin: Professor?
Salazar: Yes Lupin.
Lupin: Why were you following this kid? If you don't mind me asking.
Salazar: I don't mind. That bitch of a Transfiguration teacher Ravencalw has forced me to look after that thing.
Lupin: Oh.
Black: You know the little thing sort of looks like a mix between a Malfoy and a Weasley.
Weasley: Black that is obscene. Honestly I think I'm going to gag.
Black: Just be sure to do it over the stair railling.
Slytherin finally manages to get the wand free. He takes the thing form Lupin
Salazar: Don't you dare or I'll put the whole lot of you in detention. Now all of you get lost.
All four: Yes Professor. See you in Potions.
They go down the stairs skipping the stair that Slytherin was stuck in just because. Slytherin looks at the thing.
Salazar: You know there right you do look like a mix between a Malfoy and Weasley.
Slytherin laughs.
Salazar: Considering those two can't be in the same room with out start a fight of some kind, that is irony.
He heads up stairs back to huge room. This time when he enters he close the door firmly before putting the thing down. The thing crawled around the floor.
Salazar: Now what am I suppose to do with this thing.
The baby starts to pull on a green table cloth to help it stand up again. Everything on the table starts to wobble as it heads to the edge. A Potions books falls off first and would have hit the thing, if Slytherin didn't duck and grab the book first.
Salazar: You are way more trouble than you are worth you know that.
Slytherin glared at the thing, which was now walking around the room heading for the open door on the other side of the room. (You think the Snake Lord would learn don't you ^_^ ) The thing walked in to the other room. The room that was connected Slytherins bedroom seemed bounce light of every surface. Needless to say the thing found this every interesting. He pulled at another table cloth, this one was seemed to made to like sliver. (Green and Sliver Slytherin Colors) Slytherin comes up pushes everything back so the kid doesn't hurt himself. The baby lets go of the table cloth and continued to walk about the room. And so begins a lot of things, i.e. books falling left and right, broomsticks flying though the high ceilinged room, Slytherin chasing the thing trying to make sure it didn't hurt itself an in the process hurting himself. (Use you're imagination people.) Finally he gets a break..
Salazar: If didn't know any better. I'd think your having fun. Wait I don't know any better.
Slytherin watches as the thing amuses himself playing with a Sugar Quill Slytherin gave him. (Poor Sly don't he know sugar and babies are not a good mix) 5 minutes later Slytherin is back up chasing the little road runner in training. 30 minutes later the kid finally seems to run out of energy. Slytherin at this point is to tried to really notice and plops down on a pill of pillow (Say that 5 times fast, plops down on a pill of pillow, plops down on a pill of pillow, plops down on a pill of pillow, plops down on a pill of pillow. It's not really that hard but fun to say back to the story.) and rubs his eyes.
Slytherin: Kids are going to be the death of me. I just know it. I resolve at this moment never to have kids. (Wonder how long that resolve holds?)
The kid seeing Slytherin resting goes to join him and lays down right next to him and cuddles closer. Slytherin is clearly shocked by this actions. The kid yawned and went right to sleep. Slytherin gave a rare smile and wraped one arm protectively around the kid while he slept and follows it's example and closes his eyes.
Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were right out side Slytherins door. Talking.
Helga: Are you sure it was safe putting the child with Salazar? He's not exactly fatherly.
Rowena: No choice really. I'm sure the kids ok. And if he's not.... Salazar will have some explaining to do.
Hufflepuff winces. They open the door to Slytherins rooms.
Helga: Salazar?
Rowena: Slytherin where are you?
They walked to the other room, which still has the door open, by the way, and took a peek inside to be greeted with a marvelous sight. Slytherin and the baby fast asleep.
Helga: Oooooooooh. That is so cute.
Raveclaw got an idea.
Rowena: Keep them like that I'll be back.
Ravenclaw silently rushed out off the room only to return a minute later with a blond haired boy in the tow.
Rowena: Malfoy we need you to paint this picture quickly.
Malfoy: Professor?
Rowena: Just do it.
Malfoy: Yes Professor.
Malfoy shook his head and transfigured some items into paint and other supplies. After a while he finished it all three of the Proffessor still in the room. (He's good.)
Helga: Thank you Malfoy. Do us a favor and when you get to your house common room make reproduction on off that form memory and get it to us as soon as possible.
Rowena: Good idea Helga.
Helga: Thank you.
Malfoy: Sure thing Professors.
Rowena: You may go now Malfoy.
Malfoy: Thank you Proffessor.
Malfoy leaves with a smirk on his face.
Malfoy: (thinking) No one is ever going to believe that Slytherin has a soft side. (Thinking)
Soon after Malfoy leaves the room Slytherin wakes up to find Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff putting a new picture of him and the baby sleeping.
Salazar: (hushed so as not to wake up the baby) What in Gods name are you to idiots doing?
Rowena: Putting up this new picture, don't you like it?
Salazar: No I don't get that off my wall.
Helga: Don't be so negative Salazar. It looks nice.
Slytherin carefully gets up and walks over to the two and tries to take the picture down. Ravenclaw grabs it first and makes a run for it. Slytherin is hot on her tail.
Helga: I'm open
Ravenclaw pass it to Hufflepuff. Slytherin runs after Hufflepuff in an attempt to get control of the picture. Hufflepuff back to Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw back to Hufflepuff. Slytherin getting tired of this now he takes out his wand. Both Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff answer by taking out there in turn. The fray continues like this for awhile, with the occasional harmless spell thrown in. None of them notice that the baby is a wake now and watching the entire thing giggling. They also don't notice when the door opens and a tall man with wind swept black hair, and a red cloak enters. He watches the whole thing for the door way to the sliver room.
Hufflepuff throws the picture back to Ravenclaw only to have Slytherin hit it with a spell that sends it flying over Ravenclaws head and it lands in the hands off ....
Rowena: Godric.
Gryffindor looks at the picture and smiles. He looks up at Slytherin who seems to blush.
Godric: Cute picture Salazar. I didn't know you had a soft spot. Who's the kid?
A/N Hope you like this so far I plan to finish this in 6 chapters I think I can get it done by that. R&R Next chapter:Chapter Four: Godric Gryffindor returns form God knows where (most likely fighting a dragon) to find....
Thank to Lienna and Carli for reviewing. ^_^
