Disclaimer was in the first chapter.

Warning! Little talent present here! Mostly for comic effect!!

AN: Hey, Glimmermaid, Escritora, kawaiicherry, and Shakira Evans! (What nifty names.) A shout out to you very special people who reviewed the first part! Jessica, ma main gurl, if your reading this, it took you long enough! I'm gonna kick your ass to the moon!

I've decided this is going to turn into a fluffy story and cap it off with some nice romance! What do you think the pairings should be? I'm thinking of these possible pairings:

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Hermione

Lavender/Seamus

Seamus/Ginny

Draco/Ginny

Hermione/Draco

Seamus/Hermione

Ron/Hermione

Or these patheti-sad attempts:

Lavender attempting to get with Harry

Pansy attempting to get with Draco

Lavender attempting to get with Ron.

Obviously, I won't pair everyone up. I'm thinking of one or two pairings, at most.

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Once the girls had successfully hauled the boys into the dormitory, they proceeded to sit them down on Lavender's four-poster bed.

"Alright!" Ginny squeaked as she jumped onto the bed opposite Lavenders'. "Let the games begin!"

Hermione and the other girls joined her, and Hermione began to spout off the rules. "OK: Anything goes, within the limits getting anyone expelled. It's Truth or Dare, so if you pick truth, you have to answer one question. Dare has two consequences. You can dare anyone, there's no particular order. You can't use magic to cheat out of your dare, but you can use it to help you accomplish it."

Hermione paused, out of breath, and Lavender continued for her. "Anything weird between Ginny and Ron is off limits, 'cause that's just odd." Ron and Ginny look at each other, then turned away in disgust. "Nothing too outrageous, I should think," Lavender went on. "We're only 15, after all. Last, but not least, whoever was dared gets to dare the next person!"

"Right!" Pansy said, her face flushed with excitement. "Who wants to start?"

The boys just sat there, too afraid to move.

"Harry," Ron whispered. "I'm scared."

"Me too, Ron," Harry whispered back. "Me too. Just let the girls have their fun, and it'll all be over soon."

"I'll go first!" Lavender laughed, practically bouncing off the bed. "Harry! Truth or Dare?"

Harry sighed. "Better play it safe. Truth."

Lavender's face fell. "Truth is so boring! But, if you insist! Harry, have you ever fantasized about anyone in this room? And I think you know what I mean by 'fantasized'!"

Harry blushed furiously, and looked around the room. "Uh-uh-uh-uh…..Yes, I guess."

"Oooooh!" Lavender squealed. "Who?"

"If it's me, Potter," Draco snarled. "I'll break every bone in your body." This sent a loud laugh throughout the dormitory.

"God no!" Harry stuttered, startled. "But I only have to answer one question! It's the rules!"

"Damn," Lavender muttered. "'K, Harry, your turn."

"All right, Ron, Truth or Dare?"

Ron glared at Harry. "Dare, punk."

Harry grinned, and leaned in to whisper in Ron's ear. After a few moments, Ron's eyes went as big as saucers and he shook his head vehemently.

"Sorry, buddy," Harry shrugged. "Those are the rules."

"What did you dare him already?" Seamus asked impatiently.

"His dare is to transfigure into McGonagall," Harry said, his face beaming.

"That's not so bad! It's practically tame!" Hermione scoffed.

"Did I mention that he had to transfigure into McGonagall…naked?"

"Ewwwwwwww!" echoed throughout the room, and many of the boys struggled to get the picture out of their heads.

"Oh, yes," Harry laughed, his face triumphant. "And his consequences are to kiss Draco full on the mouth, or to run through the castle naked."

"Yuck!" Draco exclaimed! "Why did you have to drag me into this?!"

The group sat on pins and needles, waiting for Ron to pick. His eyes were on the floor, and he looked like he was lost in thought.

((AN: It's easy for Ron to get lost in thought. After all, it's unfamiliar territory.))

Finally, he sighed and looked at Harry. "You drive a hard bargain, Potter, I'll give you that!" He wheeled around to Draco, who was sitting on the other side of him, placed one hand on either side of his face, and planted a deep kiss, right on his pale lips.

((AN: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it! All you slash fans are now indebted to me for life.))

He pulled himself away, and Draco began coughing and sputtering as he rolled around on the bed, nearly bull-dozing over Seamus, who looked like he was going to wet himself he was laughing so hard. The girls were hooting with laughter, as were Seamus and Harry. Hermione had fallen off the bed she was laughing so hard, in an immature, very-unHermione-like way.

Ron wiped his mouth on the back of his sleeve, and muttered. "You need a breath-freshening charm, Malfoy," Which sent the group into laughter once more.

Once the laughter had died down, and Malfoy had safely put Seamus between himself and Ron, the redheaded young boy looked around the room devilishly, deciding whom his next victim would be.

"Ginny, darling sister," He said innocently. "Truth or Dare?"

"Truth," she countered. "You sack of dungbombs."

"Now, now, dear," Ron clucked evilly. "You better watch it, our I won't go easy on you!" He thought for a moment, then looked at Harry with a big grin. "Virginia Weasley, do you have a crush on Harry Potter?!"

The girls dissolved into nervous titters, all except for Ginny, who stood stalk-still, thinking. The boys looked at Harry expectantly, and Harry was looking at Ginny.

"Maybe," she squeaked, her face turning beet-red. "Just a little…."

"Ooooooh!" Pansy hollered, laughing her enormous head off. "Ginny and Potter, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-"

"Pansy!" Ron shouted, jumping off the bed. "Shut your big gob about my sister!"

Pansy squealed like a stuck pig and dove behind the bed. Everyone else just laughed as Ginny tried to hide her blushing face, and Harry smiled.

"Your turn, Ginny." Hermione sniggered, trying to hide her laughter.

"OK, Hermione," Ginny grinned. "Truth or Dare?"

Hermione flicked her bushy hair out of her face nonchalantly and said, "Dare."

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Enjoyable? Perhaps. Stupid? Most likely. Completely insane? Without a doubt.