All the smashers and Summer ran onto the deck, following the sounds of Zelda's screams. Captain Falcon gasped.
"I KNOW WHERE SHE IS!!!" he shouted. Everyone looked at him impatiently. "She got into a fight with Ganon, and they both.FELL OFF THE POOP DECK INTO THE OCEAN!!!"
"Shut up about the poop deck!" Samus shouted. "That's the kind of thing that's only funny the first time!" Another shriek from Zelda, and now several moans were added.
"Quick!" Link shouted. "She must be in her room!" They all ran to her quarters. Sure enough, the sound was coming from behind her door. Then they all heard Ganon. laughing evilly! "LET US IN!!" the hero of time shouted. The door was locked.
"Oh no," Ganon said under his breath.
Using their swords, Marth and Roy cut off the doorknob, and it slowly swung open. Zelda and Gannondorf looked up. Then they fell over laughing at Marth and Roy's positions, ready to pick a fight. Everyone was stunned.
"What?!" Ganon asked finally.
"B-but-princess, you we-were rest-" Link stammered. Zelda cut him off. She was still laughing. The smashers waited for an explanation.
"I just couldn't get any sleep, and so I got up to get a drink of water. Gannondorf was walking around, and I asked him if he wanted to.HA HA HA!!! Ganon, they thought you were.attacking me! AH HA HA HA!"
"What's so funny?" Peach shouted. "What was with the screaming?"
Gannondorf took over. "The princess invited me to play a game of poker! So naturally, I couldn't resist! She screamed because she lost to me SOOO horribly!!" The pair started laughing hysterically again, until Zelda remembered she had lost.
"Oh, poop," she said. She handed him her (priceless) diamond braclet.

Samus grinned broadly. "I thought there was something a little false about that scream."
All the smashers except Link and Peach departed to their own rooms. Gannondorf got up. "Well," he said. "Good game, Princess. Good-night, all."

"I'll beat you next time!" Zelda shouted after him. Link and Peach were still staring at her, bewildered. She began picking up the cards, and noticed they were staring at her. "What?!" she asked them with annoyance. "Goddesses, you act like we were playing strip poker or something!"
"Good-night Zel," Peach said, leaving. Zelda raised her eyebrows at Link.
"Gooodd-niiiggghttt, Link," she said slowly, implying for him to leave.
"I'll see you tomorrow, Princess," he said.
"ZELDA! Just Zelda!" she shouted after him, as he closed the door.
"Good-night, Zelda."