"OOH! OOH OOH OOH!!!!"
Zelda was standing over the rail of the ship, resuming her habit of jumping up and down excitedly. The ship was approaching Mushroom Kingdom.
"So that's where Peach lives?" Summer asked, stepping on her toes to see over the railing.
"Yes," Link answered. He lifted Summer onto his shoulders so she could get a better view.
"Wow!" the small girl squealed. "It's almost as beautiful as Hyrule!" The three elves laughed, and Peach walked up to stand beside them.
"Oh, it's so good to be coming home!" she shouted. Summer's smile twitched. "I mean I can just get so sea sick sometimes. And home sick, as well." She inhaled, and then made a face like she was going to vomit. Zelda pinched her nose and fanned the air with her gloved hand.
"Phew!" she choked. "What on earth is that nasty stench?! It's absolutely malodorous!" Samus walked up to them, wearing her helmet.
"In case you're interested," the bounty hunter said. "Captain Falcon has taken the liberty of officially making the poop deck a poop deck." She walked away, leaving her friends stunned. Summer started laughing.
"Did.she just say what I think she did?" Peach said after a silence. Link and Zelda nodded. "Oi. This poop deck thing has gone way too far. MARIO!"
Mario walked up to them, accompanied by Luigi. "Hello-a princess. It's-a-"
"Mario, I know it's-a you. I just called you," Peach sighed with exasperation. "Please go up and tell Falcon to stop damaging the premises." Mario's smile faltered somewhat. "NOW, YOU PUDGY PATHETIC PLUMBERS!!" The two brothers ran off in the direction of the poop deck. Peach's friends stared at her.
"That was an ungrateful way to thank the man who saved your life on countless occasions," Zelda commented, rolling her eyes.
"You know, I wouldn't be talking if I were you," Peach whispered to Zelda. The hylian princess looked over at Link, and the sudden eye contact surprised him. He quickly looked down, and Zelda considered what Peach said, and she wondered if Link had heard it.
There were sounds of shouts and screams from above, followed by a frighteningly loud explosion. They all gasped, and looked up. Zelda and Link ran into the ship and to. the poop deck.
Captain Falcon had fainted, and Mario and Luigi looked petrified. Samus seemed to be angry, though it was hard to tell due to her helmet. She was breathing heavily, and was lowering her arm.
"Sorry about that, Zelda," she said. "The Mario brothers were getting on my nerves. I had no choice. I fired a power ball." She noticed Link's gaze shifting over to Falcon. "Oh don't worry, Link. He's not hurt, he just fainted from shock."
"What did Mario and Luigi do to you?" Zelda questioned.
"Well they said the only way to stop Falcon from continuing to vandalize the poop deck was if I taunted him off it. Of course, there was no way I was about to, I mean I just got him off my back, and I wasn't going to get him slobbering over me again."
"So.you shot the power thing to.?" Link asked.
"Frighten them off. And it helped them too, because Falcon passed out, and no more pooping on the poop deck. You know, I think I should tell Peach to make a sign that says that."
The smashers dragged Falcon off the now poopy poop deck. Except for Samus, who was kicking his feet as they dragged across the wooden boards. Link and the Mario brothers took Captain Falcon to his bed, and enlisted the assistance of Dr. Mario.
"He will-a be all-a right," the doc said. "Just-a leave him-a here with me for a little-a while."
"YAY!" Samus shouted. "Falcon's off my back for another day!!"
"Yes, and it seems that all you had to do was take a little action and make him faint," Zelda joked. "You just have to do that every day, and he'll never bother you again.
"WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!" Samus shouted.
"Uh, I hope you realized I was joking," Zelda said slowly.
"Yeah."
Peach spoke up. "Besides, I will not have any violence until you are better protected on the battle grounds!"
"Safety, safety, safety," Link sighed. "You're an obsessive, Peach!"
Samus and Zelda exchanged smiles, and Peach folded her arms in an annoyed manner. Mario's voice came over the loudspeakers.
"Fellow-a smashers," the plumber began. "Since-a the Princess-a Peach is-a neglecting her-a duties by telling you-a all that we have-a docked at- a the Mushroom-a Kingdom, I am-a telling you now: We have-a docked at-a the Mushroom-a Kingdom!"
There were cheers, but Peach seemed ready to explode. "THEY WERE DISTRACTING ME!!" she shouted at the loudspeaker, pointing at Link and Zelda who were laughing. Then she ran off to find Mario.
The gangplank lowered onto the dock, and Zelda and Link walked over to it. They glanced at Luigi, who motioned for them to go on. They looked at each other, grinning, and started to casually stroll down the plank. The residents of the Mushroom Kingdom were shouting their heads off.
Zelda was waving and nodding her head in a royal fashion to random people in the crowd. Link was quite unsure of what to do, and simply waved. They were followed by Ness and Kirby.
"HiiiiIIi!" Kirby said, waving his stubby arms over his head.
Summer quickly ran to catch up with Zelda. "Wow," she said, looking at the people around her. "They are sure a lot different than elves!" Many of the people in the crowd looked like they were wearing mushrooms on their head.
Young Link and the Ice Climbers were doing cartwheels down the plank (a real crowd pleaser).
Next came Dr. Mario and Mario, who were carrying Captain Falcon out on a stretcher. There was a gasp from the crowd, and then they fell silent, as Falcon slowly sat up and blinked.
"Show me your moves," he said before collapsing. The loud cheers were revived enthusiastically.
Zelda and Link turned with interest to see how Marth and Roy would get off the ship. The hylian princess found it quite funny how Roy tried to imitate Marth's royal manner and seem dignified.
"Flirts," she heard Link cough. She pretended not to notice.
Marth and Roy began walking down the plank, backs straight, and their heads tilted slightly upwards. Roy was trying to look superior, but Marth's expression was hard to translate.
"Geez, just watching them makes me think I could stand a few more years at finishing school!" Zelda whispered to Link. He laughed (which had of course been her goal from the beginning).
Zelda was standing over the rail of the ship, resuming her habit of jumping up and down excitedly. The ship was approaching Mushroom Kingdom.
"So that's where Peach lives?" Summer asked, stepping on her toes to see over the railing.
"Yes," Link answered. He lifted Summer onto his shoulders so she could get a better view.
"Wow!" the small girl squealed. "It's almost as beautiful as Hyrule!" The three elves laughed, and Peach walked up to stand beside them.
"Oh, it's so good to be coming home!" she shouted. Summer's smile twitched. "I mean I can just get so sea sick sometimes. And home sick, as well." She inhaled, and then made a face like she was going to vomit. Zelda pinched her nose and fanned the air with her gloved hand.
"Phew!" she choked. "What on earth is that nasty stench?! It's absolutely malodorous!" Samus walked up to them, wearing her helmet.
"In case you're interested," the bounty hunter said. "Captain Falcon has taken the liberty of officially making the poop deck a poop deck." She walked away, leaving her friends stunned. Summer started laughing.
"Did.she just say what I think she did?" Peach said after a silence. Link and Zelda nodded. "Oi. This poop deck thing has gone way too far. MARIO!"
Mario walked up to them, accompanied by Luigi. "Hello-a princess. It's-a-"
"Mario, I know it's-a you. I just called you," Peach sighed with exasperation. "Please go up and tell Falcon to stop damaging the premises." Mario's smile faltered somewhat. "NOW, YOU PUDGY PATHETIC PLUMBERS!!" The two brothers ran off in the direction of the poop deck. Peach's friends stared at her.
"That was an ungrateful way to thank the man who saved your life on countless occasions," Zelda commented, rolling her eyes.
"You know, I wouldn't be talking if I were you," Peach whispered to Zelda. The hylian princess looked over at Link, and the sudden eye contact surprised him. He quickly looked down, and Zelda considered what Peach said, and she wondered if Link had heard it.
There were sounds of shouts and screams from above, followed by a frighteningly loud explosion. They all gasped, and looked up. Zelda and Link ran into the ship and to. the poop deck.
Captain Falcon had fainted, and Mario and Luigi looked petrified. Samus seemed to be angry, though it was hard to tell due to her helmet. She was breathing heavily, and was lowering her arm.
"Sorry about that, Zelda," she said. "The Mario brothers were getting on my nerves. I had no choice. I fired a power ball." She noticed Link's gaze shifting over to Falcon. "Oh don't worry, Link. He's not hurt, he just fainted from shock."
"What did Mario and Luigi do to you?" Zelda questioned.
"Well they said the only way to stop Falcon from continuing to vandalize the poop deck was if I taunted him off it. Of course, there was no way I was about to, I mean I just got him off my back, and I wasn't going to get him slobbering over me again."
"So.you shot the power thing to.?" Link asked.
"Frighten them off. And it helped them too, because Falcon passed out, and no more pooping on the poop deck. You know, I think I should tell Peach to make a sign that says that."
The smashers dragged Falcon off the now poopy poop deck. Except for Samus, who was kicking his feet as they dragged across the wooden boards. Link and the Mario brothers took Captain Falcon to his bed, and enlisted the assistance of Dr. Mario.
"He will-a be all-a right," the doc said. "Just-a leave him-a here with me for a little-a while."
"YAY!" Samus shouted. "Falcon's off my back for another day!!"
"Yes, and it seems that all you had to do was take a little action and make him faint," Zelda joked. "You just have to do that every day, and he'll never bother you again.
"WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!" Samus shouted.
"Uh, I hope you realized I was joking," Zelda said slowly.
"Yeah."
Peach spoke up. "Besides, I will not have any violence until you are better protected on the battle grounds!"
"Safety, safety, safety," Link sighed. "You're an obsessive, Peach!"
Samus and Zelda exchanged smiles, and Peach folded her arms in an annoyed manner. Mario's voice came over the loudspeakers.
"Fellow-a smashers," the plumber began. "Since-a the Princess-a Peach is-a neglecting her-a duties by telling you-a all that we have-a docked at- a the Mushroom-a Kingdom, I am-a telling you now: We have-a docked at-a the Mushroom-a Kingdom!"
There were cheers, but Peach seemed ready to explode. "THEY WERE DISTRACTING ME!!" she shouted at the loudspeaker, pointing at Link and Zelda who were laughing. Then she ran off to find Mario.
The gangplank lowered onto the dock, and Zelda and Link walked over to it. They glanced at Luigi, who motioned for them to go on. They looked at each other, grinning, and started to casually stroll down the plank. The residents of the Mushroom Kingdom were shouting their heads off.
Zelda was waving and nodding her head in a royal fashion to random people in the crowd. Link was quite unsure of what to do, and simply waved. They were followed by Ness and Kirby.
"HiiiiIIi!" Kirby said, waving his stubby arms over his head.
Summer quickly ran to catch up with Zelda. "Wow," she said, looking at the people around her. "They are sure a lot different than elves!" Many of the people in the crowd looked like they were wearing mushrooms on their head.
Young Link and the Ice Climbers were doing cartwheels down the plank (a real crowd pleaser).
Next came Dr. Mario and Mario, who were carrying Captain Falcon out on a stretcher. There was a gasp from the crowd, and then they fell silent, as Falcon slowly sat up and blinked.
"Show me your moves," he said before collapsing. The loud cheers were revived enthusiastically.
Zelda and Link turned with interest to see how Marth and Roy would get off the ship. The hylian princess found it quite funny how Roy tried to imitate Marth's royal manner and seem dignified.
"Flirts," she heard Link cough. She pretended not to notice.
Marth and Roy began walking down the plank, backs straight, and their heads tilted slightly upwards. Roy was trying to look superior, but Marth's expression was hard to translate.
"Geez, just watching them makes me think I could stand a few more years at finishing school!" Zelda whispered to Link. He laughed (which had of course been her goal from the beginning).
