Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! OR Days Of Our Lives, OR That
Farmer.song. thing. and most likely don't own anything in this fic. except
for the fic itself. o.o; -Cowers.-
The Adventures of BAKURA AND MALIK!
It was a sunny day in Domino City, and everyone was out and about. Everyone including the infamous Tomb Robber himself, Bakura Ryou. He was simply walking down the street, next to his friend, Malik, listening to the blonde Egyptian blab on about something or other.
-Malik- ..And then Isis said, "Malik, if you don't stop flipping the neighbors off, I'm going to have to punish you!". Isn't that funny, Bakura?
-Bakura- -Silent.- ..
-Malik- ..BAKURA!? ARE YOU LISTENING!?!? -Waving his hand infront of Bakura's face.-
-Bakura- Huh? Oh, yeah, hilarious. ((-____-))
-Malik- -Whining.- You never listen to me.is it because I'm blonde!?
-Bakura- -Blank stare.- ..Um.
-Malik- THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT!? IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLONDE!
-Bakura- .No, not really.
-Malik- .Oh.
-Bakura- -Silent once again.- ..
And so the walk continued in silence. Not a word was spoken. until.
-Malik- -Stomach growls.- .Oops. ((^___^()))
-Bakura- Honestly, Malik. you eat like Joey does.
-Malik- -Long, exaggerated gasp!- HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT. THAT.
-Bakura- Pig?
-Malik- .No, I was going to say puppy dog. but that's beside the point. THE POINT IS I'M NOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT STUPID SLOB!
-Bakura- Could have fooled me. -Stomach growls as well.- .Er.((O.O;))
-Malik- .Dog.
-Bakura- Shut up.
-Malik- .I know a song about dogs.
-Bakura- That was completely random.
-Malik- .But I -do- know a song about a dog! Wanna hear it!?
-Bakura- No. no, not really.
-Malik- -Ignores Bakura.- OKAY! -Clears his throat.- There was a farmer. that had a. farm. or something like that. EE-AYE-EE-AYE-OH!
-Bakura- Oh Ra. -Covers his ears.-
-Malik- And on this farm there was a dog and BINGO was his name-o!
-Bakura- -Glances around to all of the people who are staring at them.- Er.
-Malik- B-I-N-G-O!
-Bakura- Malik.
-Malik- B-I-N-G-O!
-Bakura- ..Malik..
-Malik- B-I-N-G-O.!
-Bakura- MALIK!!!
-Malik- WHAT!?
-Bakura- -Annoyed look.- SHUT UP!
-Malik- Fine. -Crosses his arms and pouts as they walk.-
-Bakura- Silence. -Grins happily. or as happily as Bakura can look, that is.-
-Malik- -Whispers.- .And Bingo was his name-o.
-Bakura- What? -Eyes Malik.-
-Malik- Nothing!
-Bakura- .Right. Let's go get something to eat, I'm hungry as well.
And so the two were off for Burger World. What will await our duo in the future? And what chaos could they bring to the people of Burger World!? .And where in the world is Yami Malik!? I guess we'll just have to find out next time, on Days Of Our Lives! . I mean. The Adventures Of. -Dramatic music in the background.- BAKURA AND MALIK! DUNANANANANA.yay.
The Adventures of BAKURA AND MALIK!
It was a sunny day in Domino City, and everyone was out and about. Everyone including the infamous Tomb Robber himself, Bakura Ryou. He was simply walking down the street, next to his friend, Malik, listening to the blonde Egyptian blab on about something or other.
-Malik- ..And then Isis said, "Malik, if you don't stop flipping the neighbors off, I'm going to have to punish you!". Isn't that funny, Bakura?
-Bakura- -Silent.- ..
-Malik- ..BAKURA!? ARE YOU LISTENING!?!? -Waving his hand infront of Bakura's face.-
-Bakura- Huh? Oh, yeah, hilarious. ((-____-))
-Malik- -Whining.- You never listen to me.is it because I'm blonde!?
-Bakura- -Blank stare.- ..Um.
-Malik- THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT!? IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLONDE!
-Bakura- .No, not really.
-Malik- .Oh.
-Bakura- -Silent once again.- ..
And so the walk continued in silence. Not a word was spoken. until.
-Malik- -Stomach growls.- .Oops. ((^___^()))
-Bakura- Honestly, Malik. you eat like Joey does.
-Malik- -Long, exaggerated gasp!- HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT. THAT.
-Bakura- Pig?
-Malik- .No, I was going to say puppy dog. but that's beside the point. THE POINT IS I'M NOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT STUPID SLOB!
-Bakura- Could have fooled me. -Stomach growls as well.- .Er.((O.O;))
-Malik- .Dog.
-Bakura- Shut up.
-Malik- .I know a song about dogs.
-Bakura- That was completely random.
-Malik- .But I -do- know a song about a dog! Wanna hear it!?
-Bakura- No. no, not really.
-Malik- -Ignores Bakura.- OKAY! -Clears his throat.- There was a farmer. that had a. farm. or something like that. EE-AYE-EE-AYE-OH!
-Bakura- Oh Ra. -Covers his ears.-
-Malik- And on this farm there was a dog and BINGO was his name-o!
-Bakura- -Glances around to all of the people who are staring at them.- Er.
-Malik- B-I-N-G-O!
-Bakura- Malik.
-Malik- B-I-N-G-O!
-Bakura- ..Malik..
-Malik- B-I-N-G-O.!
-Bakura- MALIK!!!
-Malik- WHAT!?
-Bakura- -Annoyed look.- SHUT UP!
-Malik- Fine. -Crosses his arms and pouts as they walk.-
-Bakura- Silence. -Grins happily. or as happily as Bakura can look, that is.-
-Malik- -Whispers.- .And Bingo was his name-o.
-Bakura- What? -Eyes Malik.-
-Malik- Nothing!
-Bakura- .Right. Let's go get something to eat, I'm hungry as well.
And so the two were off for Burger World. What will await our duo in the future? And what chaos could they bring to the people of Burger World!? .And where in the world is Yami Malik!? I guess we'll just have to find out next time, on Days Of Our Lives! . I mean. The Adventures Of. -Dramatic music in the background.- BAKURA AND MALIK! DUNANANANANA.yay.
