Samus, Link and Zelda were pushing against a door with all their might. It was the door to the Barbara Streisand Dungeon, and they needed to get through. They'd been pushing at the door for about thirty minutes.
"Oh, I'm so stupid!" Zelda insulted herself. She stepped back, and spun around until blue sparks came flying from her body (Nayru's love). The sparks created several holes in the door.
Link stuck his hand through one of them, and twisted the door knob. The door slowly opened.
"You're right," Link agreed, as the three of them crept down the staircase. "You are stupid."
"Hey!" Zelda snapped. "You could've used that dumb sword to get us in!" The two of them turned to Samus.
"No comment."
"Sh!" Zelda shushed. "Here's a guard."
Sure enough, there was a burly, gorilla-like guard standing with his back to them. Zelda tapped his shoulder.
He turned around sharply. The three smashers were hidden in the shadows. "Who goes there?"
"Hello, Dolly." Zelda grabbed Link's sword, and smashed the hilt on the guard's head. Several others came rushing towards her.
Meanwhile, Samus had been charging up a power ball. She let it fly, and knocked out all nine guards.
"Nice one Sam," Zelda praised.
"Nothin' to it, Zel."
They approached Ganon's cell first. Link, who had taken the keys from one of the guard's pockets, unlocked the doors.
Gannondorf was lying on the floor, breathing deeply. He suddenly snapped his head up, and stared at the three of them. His eyes were bloodshot, and his face was a ghastly white color.
"G-Ganon!" Zelda gasped.
"No sleep," he croaked. "Streisand kept me awake. Unearthly music forced me to stay up."
Samus squatted so that she was level with Ganon's face. She stared straight into his red eyes. "Ganon," she said seriously. "Look me in the eye. Did you do it?
"No," he whispered. "No, I swear to you that I didn't! I told you.my ways have been changed!" He was looking directly at Samus, and his voice was sure and not quavering. Ganon was telling the truth.
"I believe you," Zelda said quietly, rubbing her arms from the cold. "But the only thing is that we can't prove your innocence."
Ganon ran his hands through his hair. Then suddenly, he leapt up. "THAT IS IT, ZELDA!!!" he shouted. The frighteningly large man grabbed Zelda in a hug and swung her around.
"GEeeeTTT HiiiIIIImmmMM oFFff MeeEEEeeE!!!" Zelda shouted, as Ganon twirled her around. He put her down, and she gave him a strange look. "What is it, Gannondorf?"
"Don't you remember when we held that meeting a few days back?" he asked. His fellow smashers nodded slowly. "Peach said that you, Impa, and herself had locked the doors as a joke after everyone went outside!" He grinned hugely.
".Aaaand?" Link asked.
"EVERYONE went outside!" he reiterated. "Including me! And I also gave Peach my jumping rope while I was outdoors earlier!"
"Well then why did your fingerprints show up instead of hers?" Samus asked him.
"She was wearing gloves!"
"Hmmm, she had on gloves, eh? Suspicious." Link mused to himself.
"No, it's not!" said Zelda. She pinched one of her own gloves. "She's a princess like me, and wears these elbow-length gloves all the time!" Link frowned, as the princess continued. "But Ganon is right about being locked outside. At the time that I was attacked, both you and Captain Falcon wouldn't have been able to get in!!"
"Goddesses, you're right!" Link shouted.
"But I'm still going to be stuck here!" Ganon wailed. "The King has point blank refused to let me speak to him!"
"Well then how can he hope to ever release you if he found out that you were truly innocent?!"
Gannondorf shrugged. "I don't know. I guess that once he gets enough evidence he'll free us."
"Well I can be your witness Ganon," Samus volunteered. "I was the only one of us who was with you at the time."
"And it couldn't have been Falcon either," Link said. "Because he would have been out there at the same time as you two."
"So what we still have to figure out is who really-" Ganon came to a stop.
Zelda was already lying on the floor with agony. "Please, for the sake of my sensitive ears-SHUT THAT WOMAN UP!!"
Samus and Link eventually caught on. Barbara Streisand's voice was flowing through the hallways. Apparently, the guards had woken up from their unconscious state. Not remembering what had just happened to them, they decided to turn on their music.
They could hear Captain Falcon screaming in the cell next door.
"And today, we've decided to put the stereo in YOUR CELL!!" one of the guards shouted, laughing maniacally.
"You'd better go," Ganon warned them. "Who knows what would happen if they found you here?"
With a quick good-bye, Samus, Zelda and Link left the infamous dungeon.