Note: I am very sorry to all Barbara Streisand and Frank Sinatra fans (if
there are any out there)
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As it turned out, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom had let Ganon and
Captain Falcon out of prison. Of course, they hadn't been allowed to go
alone.
"If you sing just one note," Ganon said to the person handcuffed to him. "ONE NOTE, I swear I will strangle you to death."
"But that's my job, doll," said Barbara Streisand cheerfully.
"And nothin' outta you, either!" Falcon barked rudely to the man that he was attatched to.
"Don't worry," Frank Sinatra chuckled. "I wouldn't dream of it."
Zelda took one look at the unfortunate smashers, and laughed. Then she found Link and ran up to him.
"Oh Link, you're simply wonderful! A dear, you really are! I wouldn't have thought it possible for anyone to change King Toadstool's mind!" She threw her arms around him and gave him a kiss. Link flushed and fell in the snow.
"It was nothing, Princess," he said modestly, standing up. Marth glared in their direction.
Nearby, the Ice Climbers were skating on the lake that had frozen over. "THIS IS SO FUN!!" Nana shouted, doing a figure eight.
"I know!" Popo laughed, twirling gracefully.
"I wonder if they've ever considered entering the Olympics?" Falco asked, lacing up his own skates.
"Probably not," DK stated. "They've got enough on their minds with the Super Smash Brothers Tournament.
"WOO-HOO!" Fox was snowboarding down a large hill, but without grace. At the end, he tried to do a flip, and ended up having his face buried in snow.
"You think that was something, Foxy?!" Impa called down to him. The Hyrulian woman jumped onto her own snowboard and headed down the hill. When she reached the jump at the end of the hill that Fox had attempted to flip off of, she twirled gracefully, and landed on her feet.
"Wow!" Summer shouted. "That was so cool!"
"I never knew you could do that!"Young Link yelled.
The two elves were climbing up a hill with a black toboggan in tow. They were planning to go down together. "Do you want the front or back?" Young Link asked courteously.
"Back," Summer answered, climbing onto it. Young Link got into the front.
"Ready?" he asked.
"Ready!" she responded, gripping the sides of the sled.
"Here we GOOOoooooOOOO!"
Screaming with enthusiasm, the two passengers went whizzing down the mound of snow. Neither of them could steer though, and they ended up crashing head long into Bowser's rear end.
"HEY!" the king of Koopas shouted. He looked down, and saw Summer and Young Link getting up and brushing the snow off themselves.
"Sorry Bowser," Young Link apologized. He turned to Summer. "Race you back up the hill!" With laughter, the pair ran back away.
"You know, this is really weird," said Bowser, turning his attention back to the snowman he was making.
"I-a know," said Mario, packing on some snow. "You are-a making a snow -a man with-a me and-a Luigi."
"Not really that," Bowser snorted. "But the fact that I'm making a snow man with two famous singers who are handcuffed to my friends."
"Would you please be quiet about that?" Captain Falcon begged.
"Mario doesn't-a mind!" Luigi roared. "He likes-a that stupid-a Steisand-a woman!" His brother didn't seem offended, but someone else did.
"Hey!" Barbara Streisand yelled. "I am NOT stupid!!"
"Yes-a you are!" Luigi shouted.
"PROVE IT!!"
"You are-a handcuffed to an-a idiot!"
"Now that's offensive!" Ganon defended.
"Sorry-a, Ganon. Nothing-a personal."
"HERE'S WHY YOU'RE STUPID, STREISAND!!"
Suddenly, a snowball came zooming out of nowhere, and it was headed straight for Barb.
"Ack!" she screamed. But alas, she was (fortunately) too late. The snowball collided with her face. "OKAY, WHO THREW THAT?!?!" she yelled.
"I did," Zelda laughed, walking up to them with Link. "And I wouldn't fight with me if I were you. I'm a princess, and I have magical powers."
"Wicked Witchcraft," Frank Sinatra crooned. "Though I knooow that it's strictly taboooooooo-"
Captain Falcon took the snowman's head and jammed it onto Frank's, stopping him abruptly.
"Let that be a lesson to you Barb," Gannondorf sneered. She sneered back, and Zelda threw a snowball at her before dashing off. Barbara Streisand tried to run after her, but Ganon had his feet planted firmly in the snow.
King Harkinian was watching everyone outside from his own room. King Toadstool was with him, and they were deciding what to do about Gannondorf and Captain Falcon. He'd been told about Link's proof.
"Link has a very good point," Zelda's father commented. "I think that you should release those two."
"But what about the fingerprints?!" King Toadstool bellowed. "We can't just ignore that!"
"I know we can't. But does chaining them to Barbara Streisand and Frank Sinatra make them un-guilty or something?"
"No, but it's a sufficient penalty."
"I think it's a cruel and unusual punishment." King Harkinian sighed. "Just think what you'd do if you were handcuffed between Matthew Broderick and Brittany Spears?"
"I'd kill myself."
"Precisely. Please put yourself in their shoes."
King Toadstool sat and thought. "Innocent until proven guilty.again."
The ruler of Hyrule smiled. "Going to wait for more evidence, then?"
"Yes, Sherlock."
Later that day, Ganon and Falcon were released, and Barb and Frankie were returned to their own dungeons and forced to listen to their own music.
"If you sing just one note," Ganon said to the person handcuffed to him. "ONE NOTE, I swear I will strangle you to death."
"But that's my job, doll," said Barbara Streisand cheerfully.
"And nothin' outta you, either!" Falcon barked rudely to the man that he was attatched to.
"Don't worry," Frank Sinatra chuckled. "I wouldn't dream of it."
Zelda took one look at the unfortunate smashers, and laughed. Then she found Link and ran up to him.
"Oh Link, you're simply wonderful! A dear, you really are! I wouldn't have thought it possible for anyone to change King Toadstool's mind!" She threw her arms around him and gave him a kiss. Link flushed and fell in the snow.
"It was nothing, Princess," he said modestly, standing up. Marth glared in their direction.
Nearby, the Ice Climbers were skating on the lake that had frozen over. "THIS IS SO FUN!!" Nana shouted, doing a figure eight.
"I know!" Popo laughed, twirling gracefully.
"I wonder if they've ever considered entering the Olympics?" Falco asked, lacing up his own skates.
"Probably not," DK stated. "They've got enough on their minds with the Super Smash Brothers Tournament.
"WOO-HOO!" Fox was snowboarding down a large hill, but without grace. At the end, he tried to do a flip, and ended up having his face buried in snow.
"You think that was something, Foxy?!" Impa called down to him. The Hyrulian woman jumped onto her own snowboard and headed down the hill. When she reached the jump at the end of the hill that Fox had attempted to flip off of, she twirled gracefully, and landed on her feet.
"Wow!" Summer shouted. "That was so cool!"
"I never knew you could do that!"Young Link yelled.
The two elves were climbing up a hill with a black toboggan in tow. They were planning to go down together. "Do you want the front or back?" Young Link asked courteously.
"Back," Summer answered, climbing onto it. Young Link got into the front.
"Ready?" he asked.
"Ready!" she responded, gripping the sides of the sled.
"Here we GOOOoooooOOOO!"
Screaming with enthusiasm, the two passengers went whizzing down the mound of snow. Neither of them could steer though, and they ended up crashing head long into Bowser's rear end.
"HEY!" the king of Koopas shouted. He looked down, and saw Summer and Young Link getting up and brushing the snow off themselves.
"Sorry Bowser," Young Link apologized. He turned to Summer. "Race you back up the hill!" With laughter, the pair ran back away.
"You know, this is really weird," said Bowser, turning his attention back to the snowman he was making.
"I-a know," said Mario, packing on some snow. "You are-a making a snow -a man with-a me and-a Luigi."
"Not really that," Bowser snorted. "But the fact that I'm making a snow man with two famous singers who are handcuffed to my friends."
"Would you please be quiet about that?" Captain Falcon begged.
"Mario doesn't-a mind!" Luigi roared. "He likes-a that stupid-a Steisand-a woman!" His brother didn't seem offended, but someone else did.
"Hey!" Barbara Streisand yelled. "I am NOT stupid!!"
"Yes-a you are!" Luigi shouted.
"PROVE IT!!"
"You are-a handcuffed to an-a idiot!"
"Now that's offensive!" Ganon defended.
"Sorry-a, Ganon. Nothing-a personal."
"HERE'S WHY YOU'RE STUPID, STREISAND!!"
Suddenly, a snowball came zooming out of nowhere, and it was headed straight for Barb.
"Ack!" she screamed. But alas, she was (fortunately) too late. The snowball collided with her face. "OKAY, WHO THREW THAT?!?!" she yelled.
"I did," Zelda laughed, walking up to them with Link. "And I wouldn't fight with me if I were you. I'm a princess, and I have magical powers."
"Wicked Witchcraft," Frank Sinatra crooned. "Though I knooow that it's strictly taboooooooo-"
Captain Falcon took the snowman's head and jammed it onto Frank's, stopping him abruptly.
"Let that be a lesson to you Barb," Gannondorf sneered. She sneered back, and Zelda threw a snowball at her before dashing off. Barbara Streisand tried to run after her, but Ganon had his feet planted firmly in the snow.
King Harkinian was watching everyone outside from his own room. King Toadstool was with him, and they were deciding what to do about Gannondorf and Captain Falcon. He'd been told about Link's proof.
"Link has a very good point," Zelda's father commented. "I think that you should release those two."
"But what about the fingerprints?!" King Toadstool bellowed. "We can't just ignore that!"
"I know we can't. But does chaining them to Barbara Streisand and Frank Sinatra make them un-guilty or something?"
"No, but it's a sufficient penalty."
"I think it's a cruel and unusual punishment." King Harkinian sighed. "Just think what you'd do if you were handcuffed between Matthew Broderick and Brittany Spears?"
"I'd kill myself."
"Precisely. Please put yourself in their shoes."
King Toadstool sat and thought. "Innocent until proven guilty.again."
The ruler of Hyrule smiled. "Going to wait for more evidence, then?"
"Yes, Sherlock."
Later that day, Ganon and Falcon were released, and Barb and Frankie were returned to their own dungeons and forced to listen to their own music.
