"It feels so good to be free!" Ganon shouted at lunch.
"I know what you mean," Captain Falcon said, rolling his eyes.
"So if you weren't allergic to Barbara Streisand, would you say she or Frank Sinatra was worse?" Young Link asked, passing Zelda caviar and a bottle of pickle juice.
"Zelda, tell me you're not putting that on the caviar," Samus said.
"Of course I am," Zelda answered, surprised.
"ANYWAY," Falcon interrupted. "Back to me. I hate both singers, Young Link, but Frank Sinatra is undoubtedly worse."
Link nodded. "That's what I'd say."
"Not me,"Young Link said. "Streisand can get reeaaalllly annoying."
"What do you mean 'can get?'" Zelda asked. "She's ALWAYS annoying."
The smashers laughed. Roy walked past Link and Zelda. "Hey Roy," Zelda called out. He turned around and grinned. "Where's Marth? Isn't he normally with you?" He grimaced. "Marth's in the hospital." "Why, what happened?" Zelda asked, more from curiousity than worry. "He tried to copy Link's snowboarding trick and broke his leg." The sword wielder walked away. Zelda had to suppress a laugh, even though she knew it was inconsiderate. Then suddenly, Kirby's eyes opened wide. "WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?!?!?" he shouted.
"What-a?" Mario asked, turning abruptly.
Using Mario's distraction, Kirby swallowed the plumber whole. The Italian beat his fists on the bubblegum's inside, but couldn't get out.
"Let-a me out-a of here!" came Mario's muffled voice.
With a poof, he came flying out of Kirby's mouth, and Kirby was now wearing his hat.
"I love this hat!" he shouted. "I like Luigi's hat too." Then he eyes widened again. "GREAT SCOTTISH TERRIERS!! DOTH MY EYES DECIEVE ME?!?!"
"I am-a not going to fall-a for that-a one," Luigi scoffed.
"No, I'm serious! Look!"
Everyone but Luigi turned their heads to the window Kirby was staring goggle-eyed at. They saw Mewtwo and Ness trekking their way towards the castle.
"Mama Mia!" Mario exclaimed, rushing to the dining hall doorway. "It is-a Mewtwo and-a Ness! They are-a back! Now they can-a tell us who-a the assassin-a really is!"
Peach dropped her fork and started trembling. Nobody noticed. Her heart was beating ten times the usual rate.
"Hello!" Mewtwo greeted them cheerfully, taking one of the vacant spots. "Phew! Sure is cold out there, isn't it Ness?"
"Yep!" he replied.
Then they noticed everyone was staring at them. "What is it?" Mewtwo asked. "You're looking at us like you want us to.like, read your mind or something. What's up?"
"That's what we want you to do!" Nana shouted from the other side of the table. Mewtwo stared at her, then laughed.
"Sorry, but we're not psychic anymore."
"WHAT?!?" everyone shouted.
"What?" Ness asked. "Being psychic can be VERY stressful sometimes." "But don't worry. I can still translate," Mewtwo said. "We just decided that we wanted a break from reading minds. Everyone asks us to do it, and it gets so annoying after a while."
"Yeah," Ness added. "So we went to have our powers taken away until after the tournament. The shop will open up again in a few months."
Peach sighed softly, and her heart rate returned back to normal.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!"
That afternoon, the two Kings explained the whole Zelda-carbon- monoxide thing to Mewtwo and Ness. As could be expected, they were tremendously angry with themselves for not being able to help.
"It's all right," King Harkinian sighed. "It's not your fault."
"And that stupid guy's shop won't be open for months!" Ness whined.
"You wouldn't have gone had you known," King Toadstool acknowledged.
"I know what you mean," Captain Falcon said, rolling his eyes.
"So if you weren't allergic to Barbara Streisand, would you say she or Frank Sinatra was worse?" Young Link asked, passing Zelda caviar and a bottle of pickle juice.
"Zelda, tell me you're not putting that on the caviar," Samus said.
"Of course I am," Zelda answered, surprised.
"ANYWAY," Falcon interrupted. "Back to me. I hate both singers, Young Link, but Frank Sinatra is undoubtedly worse."
Link nodded. "That's what I'd say."
"Not me,"Young Link said. "Streisand can get reeaaalllly annoying."
"What do you mean 'can get?'" Zelda asked. "She's ALWAYS annoying."
The smashers laughed. Roy walked past Link and Zelda. "Hey Roy," Zelda called out. He turned around and grinned. "Where's Marth? Isn't he normally with you?" He grimaced. "Marth's in the hospital." "Why, what happened?" Zelda asked, more from curiousity than worry. "He tried to copy Link's snowboarding trick and broke his leg." The sword wielder walked away. Zelda had to suppress a laugh, even though she knew it was inconsiderate. Then suddenly, Kirby's eyes opened wide. "WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?!?!?" he shouted.
"What-a?" Mario asked, turning abruptly.
Using Mario's distraction, Kirby swallowed the plumber whole. The Italian beat his fists on the bubblegum's inside, but couldn't get out.
"Let-a me out-a of here!" came Mario's muffled voice.
With a poof, he came flying out of Kirby's mouth, and Kirby was now wearing his hat.
"I love this hat!" he shouted. "I like Luigi's hat too." Then he eyes widened again. "GREAT SCOTTISH TERRIERS!! DOTH MY EYES DECIEVE ME?!?!"
"I am-a not going to fall-a for that-a one," Luigi scoffed.
"No, I'm serious! Look!"
Everyone but Luigi turned their heads to the window Kirby was staring goggle-eyed at. They saw Mewtwo and Ness trekking their way towards the castle.
"Mama Mia!" Mario exclaimed, rushing to the dining hall doorway. "It is-a Mewtwo and-a Ness! They are-a back! Now they can-a tell us who-a the assassin-a really is!"
Peach dropped her fork and started trembling. Nobody noticed. Her heart was beating ten times the usual rate.
"Hello!" Mewtwo greeted them cheerfully, taking one of the vacant spots. "Phew! Sure is cold out there, isn't it Ness?"
"Yep!" he replied.
Then they noticed everyone was staring at them. "What is it?" Mewtwo asked. "You're looking at us like you want us to.like, read your mind or something. What's up?"
"That's what we want you to do!" Nana shouted from the other side of the table. Mewtwo stared at her, then laughed.
"Sorry, but we're not psychic anymore."
"WHAT?!?" everyone shouted.
"What?" Ness asked. "Being psychic can be VERY stressful sometimes." "But don't worry. I can still translate," Mewtwo said. "We just decided that we wanted a break from reading minds. Everyone asks us to do it, and it gets so annoying after a while."
"Yeah," Ness added. "So we went to have our powers taken away until after the tournament. The shop will open up again in a few months."
Peach sighed softly, and her heart rate returned back to normal.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!"
That afternoon, the two Kings explained the whole Zelda-carbon- monoxide thing to Mewtwo and Ness. As could be expected, they were tremendously angry with themselves for not being able to help.
"It's all right," King Harkinian sighed. "It's not your fault."
"And that stupid guy's shop won't be open for months!" Ness whined.
"You wouldn't have gone had you known," King Toadstool acknowledged.
