Fox, Marth, and Link were transported down to the trenches. Dr. Mario
whizzed up to the Altean prince and pushed him onto a stretcher.
"I will-a be right-a back for-a you-a two!" the doctor shouted.
Zelda ran up to Link and embraced him. "Oh, I knew you could do it!" she
cried. "Ever since Marth's downfall against Jigglypuff and Pichu, anyone
with brains could figure out that you could certainly beat him!"
"Well, I think Marth would be harder to beat if I had to fight against him
and Roy at the same time. When they're together, it's really tough to outdo
them."
"Wow, great job, old me!" Young Link congratulated. "Gee, I can't wait till
I can battle against that Altean dumbbell!"
"Hey hey," Peach scolded lightly. "There will be no insulting any of the
other smashers in this tournament." Zelda rolled her eyes, making Peach
decide to continue. "At least not in front of me. By the way Zel, when's
your game today?"
"Five. Why, when's yours?"
"I'm playing at five o'clock too! COOL!"
The two princess held hands and danced around in circles. As Fox got
carried away, Link stared at them.
"Okey-dokey."
"But wait!" Peach shouted, stopping abruptly. "What if-what if we're.on
SEPARATE TEAMS!?!"
"That would totally suck dude," Zelda commented. "Well, I guess we'll just
have to wait until the battle begins."
Dr. Mario came back again, and put Link on a stretcher. Peach and Zelda
both pecked his cheek (different ones).
"Hey, back off will you?" Peach asked, shoving Zelda.
"What's that supposed to mean?" she asked, shoving Peach back.
"Precisley what I said!" Peach replied, pushing her again. "I'm trying to
watch this battle, and I can't see!"
".oh."
The battle Peach was trying to watch was between Samus and Kirby (Red) and Gannondorf and Bowser (green). "Those teams are unfair," Zelda declared. "I mean, it's obvious that team red has the advantage!" "Hey, are you insulting my enemy's moves?" Peach inquired. "Not really, it's just that Samus and Kirby are both really good."
I'm not going to lie to you and say that the following battle was exciting and cool as most battles go. It was the most boring, mind-numbing, dull and dreary fight that ever took place. I doubt that they even televised it.
"Impa, it's not over yet," said Summer, nudging the sleeping nursemaid. ".wha?" Impa groaned, still half-asleep. After the first forty seconds, both Bowser and Kirby had already died. As soon as Master Hand said "GO!", Kirby swallowed the Koopa guy and jumped off the ship at Rainbow cruise. After they came back to life, the wad of bubblegum consumed Bowser again, this time standing completely still. The screen moved on, making them both crash to the left. The final time, Kirby ingested Bowser and jumped down. Bowser, inside of the bubble gum, screamed with rage. True, Kirby had committed suicide, but also had defeated Bowser. Gannondorf was so lousy at keeping up with the screen, that his first two lives were wasted trying to get his jumps right. "TAKE THIS, GANNONDORK!" Samus shouted, throwing a box at him. It opened in his face, and out came bunny ears. He put them on. "Oh, I look so fashionable!" he shouted, doing his taunt. "Now the screen is no match for me and my BUNNY RABBIT EARS!! BWA HA HA HA!!" With super speed, he pursued Samus. "Aw man," she moaned. "I hate it when he gets the bunny ears!" Then, out of the blue, she got a spectacular idea. "I know how to get my revenge!" Samus stopped abruptly and turned around. "What are you doing?" Gannondorf laughed. Samus took a deep breath, and started to sing in her best Barbara Streisand voice. "Helloooo, Louie. Helloooo, Louie!" Ganon came to a halt immediately. "NO!" he screamed. "NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR!! ILLEGAL USE OF VOICE!!" As Samus continued to sing, his damage started skyrocketing. "Wow!" Peach exclaimed. "Finally, something interesting!" Samus laughed the final note, as the blocks underneath her opponent gave way, and he was sent wailing to the bottom of the field. "GANNONDORF DEFEATED!.GAME!" Master hand boomed.
The battle Peach was trying to watch was between Samus and Kirby (Red) and Gannondorf and Bowser (green). "Those teams are unfair," Zelda declared. "I mean, it's obvious that team red has the advantage!" "Hey, are you insulting my enemy's moves?" Peach inquired. "Not really, it's just that Samus and Kirby are both really good."
I'm not going to lie to you and say that the following battle was exciting and cool as most battles go. It was the most boring, mind-numbing, dull and dreary fight that ever took place. I doubt that they even televised it.
"Impa, it's not over yet," said Summer, nudging the sleeping nursemaid. ".wha?" Impa groaned, still half-asleep. After the first forty seconds, both Bowser and Kirby had already died. As soon as Master Hand said "GO!", Kirby swallowed the Koopa guy and jumped off the ship at Rainbow cruise. After they came back to life, the wad of bubblegum consumed Bowser again, this time standing completely still. The screen moved on, making them both crash to the left. The final time, Kirby ingested Bowser and jumped down. Bowser, inside of the bubble gum, screamed with rage. True, Kirby had committed suicide, but also had defeated Bowser. Gannondorf was so lousy at keeping up with the screen, that his first two lives were wasted trying to get his jumps right. "TAKE THIS, GANNONDORK!" Samus shouted, throwing a box at him. It opened in his face, and out came bunny ears. He put them on. "Oh, I look so fashionable!" he shouted, doing his taunt. "Now the screen is no match for me and my BUNNY RABBIT EARS!! BWA HA HA HA!!" With super speed, he pursued Samus. "Aw man," she moaned. "I hate it when he gets the bunny ears!" Then, out of the blue, she got a spectacular idea. "I know how to get my revenge!" Samus stopped abruptly and turned around. "What are you doing?" Gannondorf laughed. Samus took a deep breath, and started to sing in her best Barbara Streisand voice. "Helloooo, Louie. Helloooo, Louie!" Ganon came to a halt immediately. "NO!" he screamed. "NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR!! ILLEGAL USE OF VOICE!!" As Samus continued to sing, his damage started skyrocketing. "Wow!" Peach exclaimed. "Finally, something interesting!" Samus laughed the final note, as the blocks underneath her opponent gave way, and he was sent wailing to the bottom of the field. "GANNONDORF DEFEATED!.GAME!" Master hand boomed.
