"Oh joy!" Peach exclaimed. "It's taking place at my castle!"
"Lucky duck," Zelda muttered.
"3.2.1.GO!!" shouted you-know-who (not Voldemort).
Luigi leapt on top of Dr. Mario. "Take-a this, you stupid-a doctor!" he
cried loudly, shooting a green fireball at him.
"You-a need-a prescription for-a some crazy-a pills!" the doc shouted,
tossing a pill in Luigi's direction.
While this battle was going on, Peach and Zelda were sitting calmly on the
other side of the castle. Peach was sipping a cup of tea.
"Oh, did you read Holes, by Louis Sachar?" Zelda asked, adding some sugar
cubes to her own tea.
"Of course, dahling," Peach answered. "But the best books on the planet are
of course Harry Potter."
"Duh!" Zelda laughed. "The fourth was definitely the best though."
"I know!" Peach agreed. "And yet I hated the second one."
"I agree!" Zelda.agreed. "I don't know why. I just don't like it as much as
the others. Oh, you know Gail Carson Lavine? Did you-"
The cameras, which had been paying more attention to the furious fight
between Dr. Mario and Luigi, now zoomed in on Peach and Zelda. Just as they
started talking about Ella Enchanted, they realized it. Blushing, they hid
the tea cups and smiled sheepishly.
Then, letting out a roar, Zelda spun around, doing Nayru's love. Peach
thrust out Toad, and it hit him instead of her.
"Sorry Zellie, do try again!" she yelled. Peach plucked a vegetable from
the ground, and threw it at Zelda.
Zelda however, did Nayru's love again and reflected the veggie back to
Peach. It caught her in the chin, and she was sent soaring backwards. The
camera dudes made sure to show it in slow-mo three times.
"Ouch! I do declare!" Peach.declared. "That hurt!" She wriggled her jaw.
"That one's not gonna go unnoticed!" She swung a frying pan out of nowhere.
Zelda whipped out her shield, and the pan bounced off her. "Curse you, Zelda!" Peach shrieked. "Oh, that reminds me-did you ever read The Two Princesses of Bamarre?" "Of course I did," Zelda responded, throwing a bottle at Peach. "It was so good!" From the bottle emerged a star wand. "BWA HA HA!!" the Hylian princess roared triumphantly. "Your golf clubs, frying pans, and tennis rackets are NO MATCH for me and my miraculous star wand!! Nyeh heh heh heh!!!" She raised the weapon above her head and prepared to make Peach see stars (literally). At that moment, Dr. Mario came flying out of nowhere, screaming. As he went zooming past Zelda, he plucked the star wand out of her hand. "I'll take-a that!" he said, then continued screaming. He flew off the edge. "Aw, man!" Zelda groaned, turning and watching Dr. Mario fly away. Then she collapsed to the ground. "Maybe my tennis racket isn't so bad!" Peach shouted, getting ready to strike again. "May I remind you Zelda, you've only got two lives left!" "So do you," Zelda whispered, standing up. "YAH!" Pushing her arm forward, the princess shot a firey ball towards Peach. She yelped, and leapt back. Zelda turned around and picked up a box that was behind her. She threw it at Peach. To her shock, it exploded in her opponent's face. "NOOOOO!" Peach wailed, flying away. One life left. Zelda was still standing there with her arms raised, stunned by her fortune. Just then, Peach came soaring out of nowhere, and threw a barrel down with all her might at Zelda. After the dust cleared, Zelda appeared to have vanished. "I SHRUNK!" she squealed. Peach looked down and laughed. "It's not funny!" Zelda shouted. "I can never tell the difference between those dumb mushrooms!" "Not a problem to me!" Peach laughed. The two princesses looked up as a tiny ding was heard. A jackhammer fell out of the sky and landed on the top of the tower in the castle. "That's mine!" Peach claimed, running for it. Zelda immediately transformed into Sheik, and dashed in front of the slower princess whose name is the same as a fruit. "EAT MY MICROSCOPIC DUST, PEACH!!"Sheik squeaked, jumping higher and higher. Then to her pleasure, she returned to her normal size. Seizing the jack hammer, Zelda swung around, and hit Peach. "NNNOOOOO!!!" Once more, the Mushroom Kingdom princess was sent whirling away. "PEACH DEFEATED!!" Master hand shouted. The crowd cheered. Zelda did her taunt. The crowd cheered wildly. She grinned. Seconds later, she heard Master Hand yell, "DR. MARIO DEFEATED!.GAME! THIS GAME'S WINNER IS.BLUE!!!" Luigi did his taunt as well, and the two of them were moved back to the trenches by the battlefield. "Great job, Peach!" said Zelda, offering a hand. "Sorry, I'm a sore loser," Peach croaked, rubbing her two black eyes. Four nurses came rushing out with some stretchers, and carried the four of them away. "It's so ironic," one of them said. "How the doctor always ends up getting wounded the most." "Is that-a my fault?" Dr. Mario asked. "Besides, I had-a almost-a no energy left-a to fight!" "What's that supposed to mean?" a nurse asked, rounding a corner. "I-a worked extra time-a to heal-a Marth!" Dr. Mario answered. "Why'd you do that?!" Zelda cried. "I thought-a you would-a know!" Dr. Mario responded. "He-a said that he had- a to get-a better quicker than-a Fox and-a Link, because of-a your date-a that is-a later tonight!" Zelda sat up immediately. "He said what?!" she shouted. "He said-a that-" "I heard you," Zelda butt in. "But we are so NOT going on a date tonight!!! How dare he lie like that to you! Where did he go?!" "He said-a he was-a going to-a his-a room." "Nurse, stop this stretcher NOW!" Zelda shouted. "But princess, you must be healed!" the nurse objected. "Exactly!" Zelda said, jumping off of the moving stretcher. "I am a princess and when I tell you to stop, I expect you to stop!" She dashed off, leaving as stunned nurse behind her. "Don't-a mind her," Dr. Mario sighed. "She has-a done this before."
Zelda whipped out her shield, and the pan bounced off her. "Curse you, Zelda!" Peach shrieked. "Oh, that reminds me-did you ever read The Two Princesses of Bamarre?" "Of course I did," Zelda responded, throwing a bottle at Peach. "It was so good!" From the bottle emerged a star wand. "BWA HA HA!!" the Hylian princess roared triumphantly. "Your golf clubs, frying pans, and tennis rackets are NO MATCH for me and my miraculous star wand!! Nyeh heh heh heh!!!" She raised the weapon above her head and prepared to make Peach see stars (literally). At that moment, Dr. Mario came flying out of nowhere, screaming. As he went zooming past Zelda, he plucked the star wand out of her hand. "I'll take-a that!" he said, then continued screaming. He flew off the edge. "Aw, man!" Zelda groaned, turning and watching Dr. Mario fly away. Then she collapsed to the ground. "Maybe my tennis racket isn't so bad!" Peach shouted, getting ready to strike again. "May I remind you Zelda, you've only got two lives left!" "So do you," Zelda whispered, standing up. "YAH!" Pushing her arm forward, the princess shot a firey ball towards Peach. She yelped, and leapt back. Zelda turned around and picked up a box that was behind her. She threw it at Peach. To her shock, it exploded in her opponent's face. "NOOOOO!" Peach wailed, flying away. One life left. Zelda was still standing there with her arms raised, stunned by her fortune. Just then, Peach came soaring out of nowhere, and threw a barrel down with all her might at Zelda. After the dust cleared, Zelda appeared to have vanished. "I SHRUNK!" she squealed. Peach looked down and laughed. "It's not funny!" Zelda shouted. "I can never tell the difference between those dumb mushrooms!" "Not a problem to me!" Peach laughed. The two princesses looked up as a tiny ding was heard. A jackhammer fell out of the sky and landed on the top of the tower in the castle. "That's mine!" Peach claimed, running for it. Zelda immediately transformed into Sheik, and dashed in front of the slower princess whose name is the same as a fruit. "EAT MY MICROSCOPIC DUST, PEACH!!"Sheik squeaked, jumping higher and higher. Then to her pleasure, she returned to her normal size. Seizing the jack hammer, Zelda swung around, and hit Peach. "NNNOOOOO!!!" Once more, the Mushroom Kingdom princess was sent whirling away. "PEACH DEFEATED!!" Master hand shouted. The crowd cheered. Zelda did her taunt. The crowd cheered wildly. She grinned. Seconds later, she heard Master Hand yell, "DR. MARIO DEFEATED!.GAME! THIS GAME'S WINNER IS.BLUE!!!" Luigi did his taunt as well, and the two of them were moved back to the trenches by the battlefield. "Great job, Peach!" said Zelda, offering a hand. "Sorry, I'm a sore loser," Peach croaked, rubbing her two black eyes. Four nurses came rushing out with some stretchers, and carried the four of them away. "It's so ironic," one of them said. "How the doctor always ends up getting wounded the most." "Is that-a my fault?" Dr. Mario asked. "Besides, I had-a almost-a no energy left-a to fight!" "What's that supposed to mean?" a nurse asked, rounding a corner. "I-a worked extra time-a to heal-a Marth!" Dr. Mario answered. "Why'd you do that?!" Zelda cried. "I thought-a you would-a know!" Dr. Mario responded. "He-a said that he had- a to get-a better quicker than-a Fox and-a Link, because of-a your date-a that is-a later tonight!" Zelda sat up immediately. "He said what?!" she shouted. "He said-a that-" "I heard you," Zelda butt in. "But we are so NOT going on a date tonight!!! How dare he lie like that to you! Where did he go?!" "He said-a he was-a going to-a his-a room." "Nurse, stop this stretcher NOW!" Zelda shouted. "But princess, you must be healed!" the nurse objected. "Exactly!" Zelda said, jumping off of the moving stretcher. "I am a princess and when I tell you to stop, I expect you to stop!" She dashed off, leaving as stunned nurse behind her. "Don't-a mind her," Dr. Mario sighed. "She has-a done this before."
