"Ready Luigi?" Zelda asked, slipping on a red glove.
"I am-a ready, Zelda."
The two of them were playing against Captain Falcon and DK (green). It was going to be a breeze.

"3.2.1.GOOOOO!" Master hand screamed.
"Show me your moves," Captain Falcon taunted.
"All right, babe!" Zelda said. She dashed towards him, doing cartwheels on the ground. The captain received a strong kick in the jaw.
"Ouch!" he cried. "THAT HURT!"
"DUH, YOU RETARD!!" Samus shouted from the trench.
"Hey-a Zelda, look-a out!" Luigi shouted.
"Yeah!" said DK. "'Cause I'm comin' down!"
"No," said Luigi, jumping into a tree. "Because-a a car is-a coming!"

The smashers were battling it out at Onett. Zelda leapt up and onto another tree. Falcon and DK were hit by a huge black car, and some serious damage was added to them. Zelda and Luigi bounced on the trampoline trees for a while, waiting patiently for their opponents to regain conciousness.
"This is-a sure fun, eh-a Zelda?"
"Sure is, Luig!"
"That-a is a-a new one."
"Thanks! Making up nicknames is my hobby!"
"Falcon-PUNCH!" Cpt. Falcon came whirling up, and landed on Zelda's branch. His punch, however, missed badly.
"Catch me if you can!" she teased, jumping onto the roof.
"Hey, isn't that a movie?" asked Falcon, stopping to think. But his deep thoughts were interrupted by a bat hitting him.
"Bye-bye, birdie!" Zelda laughed. She steadied herself, and brought her bat whamming down onto the Captain's helmet. He went sailing away
"Nice-a work, Zelda!" Luigi congratulated.

"Wow," said Kirby, who was in the hospital watching the battle. "Zelda's sure a great smasher."
"Yep," Link agreed. "She's a tough one to beat!"

"Hey-a, DK!" said Luigi. "There-a is a-a Ferrari! Spyder!"
"Where?!" The ape asked excitedly, jumping down into the street. He got hit by a car and was sent skidding to the other side of the screen.
"Oops, my-a mistake!" Luigi called out. "I guess that it-a was a junky-a old jalopy! He's all-a yours, Zelda!"
Right on cue, Zelda ran over to DK and picked him up. "So we meet again, eh Donkey Kong?" She twirled (and electrocuted) him above her head, and flung him over to the faaaaar left. The crowd cheered, and she did her taunt.
"DONKEY KONG.DEFEATED!" master hand shouted.
"Yes!" Zelda exclaimed. "Only one nut-head to go!"
"Heeyy, was that an insult?" Captain falcon accused.
"I don't believe it!" Samus shouted, as DK was shipped to the trenches. "YOU died before Falcon!!"
"Don't remind me," the monkey dude moaned.
"Hey, hey, hey," said Captain Falcon, moving back, as Zelda and Luigi closed in on him. "Can't we sort this out calmly and.like civilized people?"
"Nope-a, sorry!" said Luigi, stepping forward. Then all of a sudden, he went flying away!
"YYYYYES!" shouted Captain Falcon. "I DID IT!! HE FELL FOR IT!! I'M A GENIUS!! HE WALKED ON MY MINE!!"
Zelda's mouth had dropped. "I.I..I d-don't believe it! Hey, SAMUS!" she shouted. "DID YOU CATCH THAT?!"
She had, but couldn't respond. Samus had passed out, and Dr. Mario was rushing her to the hospital wing.
"LUIGI DEFEATED!" Master hand shouted.
"Oh, this is funny!" Zelda laughed.
"Show me your moves," Falcon taunted again.
"I'll show you my moves, BUDDY!" she took a bomb out from behind her and heaved it at Captain Falcon. "I happened to pick this up earlier! Happy trails!"
And with that, the racer was sent soaring away.
"CAPTAIN FALCON DEFEATED!.GAME!" shouted the hand that was master. "THIS GAME'S WINNER IS.RED!!"
Zelda did her taunt again, before being transferred back to the trenches. "Where did Samus go?" she asked.
"Hospital," said Peach. "She passed out after Luigi died from Falcon's mine. Great job though, Zel!"
"Thanks. Not even a scratch!"
The two princesses embraced, and Peach's hand bumped for a second across Zelda's hidden scar.
"Ergh!" she cried, holding the spot in a tight grip.
"Zel, what's wrong?" Peach asked.
Zelda inhaled deeply, and straightened. "I'm fine. Still good for later?"
"Yep! We still have to talk to some of the others though."
"Sounds good to me."
And so, Peach and Zelda walked out of the trenches to find some of their friends to join them.