"Impa, can't ya drive any faster?" Summer asked impatiently.
All of the smashers, Summer, Impa, and the three kings (not of Orient) were all driving to the mall. Impa had insisted on being the chauffer, but wasn't doing a great job driving so far.
"Why are they being so RUDE?!?!" Impa shouted, glaring (in her rear view mirror) at every car behind her as they all started honking.
"This is just a guess," said Zelda. "But it may have something to do with the fact that we're going ten miles an hour when the speed limit is fifty-five."
"Ohhh, so that's what the ten means!" Impa said, indicating towards the speedometer. "Why didn't someone tell me? Fasten your seat belts guys, 'cause HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!"
And so, they finally sped up to fifty-five.
"So remind me again," Popo drawled. "Why are we going to the mall?"
"We are-a Christmas-a shopping!" Mario shouted, jumping up and down.
"Sit down, Mario!" Peach scolded. "You're tilting the bus!"
"So whose idea was it to do this anyway?" Samus asked. "I mean, you know, just out of curiousity."
"It was Peach's," Zelda answered.
"WOW!!!" Gannondorf shouted. "THAT IS SO COOL!!! THANKS PEACH!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"Okayyy, too much love, people," said Peach.
"The mall is so cool!" Bowser cheered. "I can't wait to go to the FAO BarbieĀ® store!!!"
"YEAH!" Gannondorf seconded. "They're selling Tango Barbie!! The costumes are so cooooolll!!!"
"Well I heard that the GameKeeper is having a half-off sale," Mewtwo said from a dark corner. "It's time for me to add to my pokemon collection."
"Pika-pi-pika?" Pikachu asked, scratching his head.
"Of course I collect, dumbhead," Mewtwo responded. "I have a shiny me, and a Japanese you!" The two of them danced around in circles.
"You guys, this is Christmas shopping," Link reminded them. "We should NOT be telling each other what we're getting."
"Oh, yes, SSSHHHHH!!!" Fox shushed them.
"SSSSHHHH!!!" they all shushed.
And the rest of the drive was nice and quiet.
"We'll attract too much attention if we go in all together," said Peach, as they all stood inside the garage.
"Yeah you're right," Zelda agreed. "We'll have to split up. I'll go with you, Samus, and-"
"Oh, let's just split up boys and girls and then divide up later if we want to," said Falco. Everyone agreed, and they set off.
"Wow Peach," Summer admired, as they walked in. "You sure look really different with such casual clothes on."
"Is that a compliment?" Peach asked, smiling. She was wearing a black miniskirt and a red T that said "FLIRT" in large letters. "Because so does your cousin over here."
Zelda laughed. She was wearing her jeans again, and a black T shirt that said in red lettering "Love stinks." "Maybe now no one will recognize us," she whispered, with a hint of hopefulness.
"Now let's see.ooh, there's Sharper Image!" said Samus. "Aw, they've got like the coolest stuff in there! C'mon, let's go inside!"
Samus and Zelda went over to an object in a glass box. "Hey guys, over here!" the princess beckoned. "It's one of those portable DVD players!"
Their friends rushed over. "What's playing?" Nana asked them.
"It's that Robert Zemeckis movie.oh, what's it called..Death Becomes Her!" Samus said triumphantly (wearing red shorts and a yellow Tee).
"Never seen it," Peach said.
"Never heard of it," commented Impa (donning sunglasses, yellow rain gear, and ballet slippers).
"Let's watch it!" Summer urged (wearing jeans and a Snow White Tee).
"OKAY!"
So the seven of them stood in front of the glass case and watched the movie that had just started.
"That is getting so weird," Meryl Streep said, walking past the display case.
"I know what you mean," Goldie Hawn agreed, as they left the store. (A/N: they star in that movie, for those of you who haven't seen it)
All of the smashers, Summer, Impa, and the three kings (not of Orient) were all driving to the mall. Impa had insisted on being the chauffer, but wasn't doing a great job driving so far.
"Why are they being so RUDE?!?!" Impa shouted, glaring (in her rear view mirror) at every car behind her as they all started honking.
"This is just a guess," said Zelda. "But it may have something to do with the fact that we're going ten miles an hour when the speed limit is fifty-five."
"Ohhh, so that's what the ten means!" Impa said, indicating towards the speedometer. "Why didn't someone tell me? Fasten your seat belts guys, 'cause HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!"
And so, they finally sped up to fifty-five.
"So remind me again," Popo drawled. "Why are we going to the mall?"
"We are-a Christmas-a shopping!" Mario shouted, jumping up and down.
"Sit down, Mario!" Peach scolded. "You're tilting the bus!"
"So whose idea was it to do this anyway?" Samus asked. "I mean, you know, just out of curiousity."
"It was Peach's," Zelda answered.
"WOW!!!" Gannondorf shouted. "THAT IS SO COOL!!! THANKS PEACH!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"Okayyy, too much love, people," said Peach.
"The mall is so cool!" Bowser cheered. "I can't wait to go to the FAO BarbieĀ® store!!!"
"YEAH!" Gannondorf seconded. "They're selling Tango Barbie!! The costumes are so cooooolll!!!"
"Well I heard that the GameKeeper is having a half-off sale," Mewtwo said from a dark corner. "It's time for me to add to my pokemon collection."
"Pika-pi-pika?" Pikachu asked, scratching his head.
"Of course I collect, dumbhead," Mewtwo responded. "I have a shiny me, and a Japanese you!" The two of them danced around in circles.
"You guys, this is Christmas shopping," Link reminded them. "We should NOT be telling each other what we're getting."
"Oh, yes, SSSHHHHH!!!" Fox shushed them.
"SSSSHHHH!!!" they all shushed.
And the rest of the drive was nice and quiet.
"We'll attract too much attention if we go in all together," said Peach, as they all stood inside the garage.
"Yeah you're right," Zelda agreed. "We'll have to split up. I'll go with you, Samus, and-"
"Oh, let's just split up boys and girls and then divide up later if we want to," said Falco. Everyone agreed, and they set off.
"Wow Peach," Summer admired, as they walked in. "You sure look really different with such casual clothes on."
"Is that a compliment?" Peach asked, smiling. She was wearing a black miniskirt and a red T that said "FLIRT" in large letters. "Because so does your cousin over here."
Zelda laughed. She was wearing her jeans again, and a black T shirt that said in red lettering "Love stinks." "Maybe now no one will recognize us," she whispered, with a hint of hopefulness.
"Now let's see.ooh, there's Sharper Image!" said Samus. "Aw, they've got like the coolest stuff in there! C'mon, let's go inside!"
Samus and Zelda went over to an object in a glass box. "Hey guys, over here!" the princess beckoned. "It's one of those portable DVD players!"
Their friends rushed over. "What's playing?" Nana asked them.
"It's that Robert Zemeckis movie.oh, what's it called..Death Becomes Her!" Samus said triumphantly (wearing red shorts and a yellow Tee).
"Never seen it," Peach said.
"Never heard of it," commented Impa (donning sunglasses, yellow rain gear, and ballet slippers).
"Let's watch it!" Summer urged (wearing jeans and a Snow White Tee).
"OKAY!"
So the seven of them stood in front of the glass case and watched the movie that had just started.
"That is getting so weird," Meryl Streep said, walking past the display case.
"I know what you mean," Goldie Hawn agreed, as they left the store. (A/N: they star in that movie, for those of you who haven't seen it)
