Meanwhile, Gannondorf and Bowser were trying to get the rest of the guys to follow them to the Barbie store.
"C'mon!" Ganon begged. "Just for a few minutes? Please???"
"Why don't you just go in there yourselves?!" Marth asked.
Bowser and Ganon slowly turned towards each other. "GREAT IDEA!!" They rushed into the store.
"Glad that's over with," Link muttered, as the rest of them walked away. He turned towards Roy and Marth. "You know, I think you guys should've worn some more.informal clothes. People are starting to stare at your capes and those swords." He raised his eyebrows.
Marth shook his head sadly. "Peasants."
"Didn't you see Zelda today?" Link asked him. The Hero of time was wearing baggy jeans and a Polo shirt. "I guess not."
"WOW!" Ganon cried. "There's only one Tango Barbie left, and it's ALL MINE!! BWA HA HA HA!!"
He made a grab for it, but Bowser landed on his arm. "I saw it first!" the Koopa growled.
As they were arguing and wrestling, a three year old girl reached up and took the tango Barbie. "I want this, mommy," she said.
The mom paid for it, and they started to leave the store.
"HEY!" Gannondorf shouted. "THAT LITTLE GIRL TOOK MY TANGO BARBIE!!! COME BACK, YOU DUMB KID YA!!!!!!"
"STAY BACK, YOU FREAK OF NATURE!!" the mom shouted. Taking quick action, she jumped in the air and gave both villains a kick square in the jaw. "Come on, Sally." With her nose up, she stalked out of the store, Sally in tow.
"Man, dumb ol' Sally," Ganon grumbled. Then his eyes lit up. "OOH! Look Bowser! It's Rose from Titanic! Barbie style, too!"
"Yeah!" Bowser shouted. "And there are like, twenty different kinds!!"

"Do you remember were you parked the car?"
Death Becomes Her ended, and left our girls laughing hysterically.
"Wow, that was really good!" Impa laughed.
"Uhhh, can I help you ladies with something?"
They all whipped around, and found themselves facing a (rather attractive) worker. They blinked. He blinked.
"Oh, uh, no thanks," Peach finally said. "We were just.uh."
"Standing here for a couple hours watching a DVD," the worker said. They nodded. "Were you planning on buying anything?"
"No, not really," Zelda answered.
He turned to her. His eyes widened. "YOU'RE ZELDA!!" he shouted. "WOW!! THIS IS SO COOL!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!??"
"No!" Zelda shouted. "I'm not a celebrity!"
Celebrity or not, the princess had attracted quite a crowd. A very large crowd, to be exact.
"Hey look, there's Jigglypuff!" someone shouted.
"And there's Samus, and Princess Peach!" another added.
"Don't anyone come a step closer!!" Samus shouted. "If you do, I'll blast your head off!"
Of course no one took her seriously. Then one stupid guy said, "Hey, do one a you wanna show us one of your moves?"
"I'll show you one, buddy!" Zelda cried. She grabbed the collar of his sweater, and held it tightly. Suddenly, a surge of electricity blasted through her fingertips and onto him.
The man was sent flying backwards. Zelda walked over and picked up his Yankee hat. She threw it on her head, making sure it landed with the cap over her eyes. "Thanks," she said. "I may need this."
The disgruntled female smashers walked out of the store.
"Okay, I think we should start shopping now," Peach suggested.

Meanwhile, the boys (minus Ganon+Bowser) were already laden with bags.
"Shopping can sure be tiresome," Mewtwo groaned.
"I know," Roy agreed. "If this is how much we have after this much time, I hate to think how much the girls have got done already."
Link shrugged.
"Pika, pi-pi-pi!" Pikachu (like I needed to tell you) chirped. He looked up at his group, rubbing his stomach.
"He says he's hungry," Mewtwo said. "And I am too."
Basically, everyone else was hungry too. So, they headed off in direction of the food court.
Link and Young Link walked up to a Chinese take-out place.
"MMMMM!" Young Link mmed. "Chinese!"
"Hey-a look," said Mario. "It's-a an Italian-a place!"
"Let's-a go, huh?" Dr. Mario cheered.
"I wish-a that there was-a a Dr. Luigi," Luigi whined, as he followed his brother and his brother's doctor version.
"Don't-a worry," Mario comforted. "Maybe some-a day there will-a be a Nurse-a Luigi!" He started howling with laughter, as did Dr. Mario.
"Hey, that wasn't-a funny!" Luigi shouted.
"What do you think we should get Falcon?" Fox asked.
"I vote for McDonald's," Falco said.
"Hey, he was asking ME, birdbrain!" Captain Falcon exclaimed.
"So? I was just stating an opinion. Contrary to what you may think, it is not against the law."
"Fine. Just don't pay me."
".....okayyyyy, not a problem..."

"Wow, look!" Zelda exclaimed. "It's a sword-cleaning kit! I wonder if Link would want one."
Peach shrugged. "I'll bet he would. I mean its got to be better than grass. You know, I wonder if Bowser still has that cellphone I gave him last year." She pulled out her own, and dialed the number. Zelda paid for the kit, and they left the store (they had broken off from everyone else).
"HEY!" Bowser shouted, selecting the Rose in a dinner party outfit. "There is a phone in the vicinity!!"
"Where?" asked Gannondorf.
"I don't know! It's coming from my backpack!!"
".is it that cellphone Peach gave you last year?"
".what's a cellphone?"
Grunting with exasperation, Ganon reached into Bowser's backpack and pulled out the ringing phone. "Hello?"
"Gannondorf? Where's Bowser?" Peach asked.
"He was having trouble remembering where he left this."
"Okay.where are you guys?"
"The FAO Barbie shop!!"
"What? I thought you were joking!" Then Zelda said something to Peach that he couldn't hear. "Ohhhh.never mind."
"What did Zelda say?!"
"Nothing. Did you get any CHRISTMAS shopping done yet? May I remind you that's the whole reason we came on this trip," Peach said. "Why don't you two shop for each other? That's a nice-villain thingy to do."
"OKAY!" Ganon shouted. "We'll try it!"
Peach rolled her eyes and 'hung up.'
"So what've they got done?" Zelda asked her, as they continued walking down the hallway.
"From the sound of it, absolutely nothing."
"Hey, look!" Zelda shouted. "It's an arcade!!"
"WOW!" Peach yelled. "C'mon, let's go in!"
Inside the arcade room, Peach and Zelda found that the boys had already discovered it.
"Hi Zel," Link welcomed.
"Hey. Woah, were'd all those bags come from??"
"They're ours," Roy and Marth said.
"They're YOURS?!" Peach and Zelda asked in astonishment.
"Yep," Mewtwo said. "We've been working almost endlessly for three and half hours!"
"Where's the stuff you guys got?" Popo asked.
"I mean surely you got more than just those two bags," Ness stated.
Zelda and Peach exchanged glances.
"Well-l-l.we put them back on the.bus," Peach said.
"Yeah!" Zelda agreed. "Back on the bus!"
As the others departed to play their separate arcade games, Link walked up to Zelda. "Who d'you think you're fooling, Zel?"
"What's that mean?" she asked, exchanging some money for tokens.
"That stuff's all you've gotten so far, and you know it!" Link laughed.
Zelda smiled. "Well, I'm in the presence of a genius. Of course, you had the advantage. You know how much I detest shopping. Is that my fault?"
"No," Link said. "But you could've gotten more done if you hadn't stopped in some store to watch an entire movie."
"How'd you know we did that?" Zelda asked him.
"It was just an assumption that you clarified for me."
"Oh, you think you're so smart!" Zelda laughed, hitting his shoulder.