***
"McCloud! Wake up!" cried Falco. "Wake up!"
"What is it?" Fox asked wearily, while slowly bringing himself to a sitting position on his bed. He rubbed his eyes and blinked.
"It's December twenty-first, that's what!" Falco cried, throwing a pillow in the air. "Four days until CHRISTMAS!!!"
Fox immediately jumped out of bed and into his slippers. He dashed over the refrigerator and crossed off another day on their calender. "Oh wow, I can hardly wait!!" he yelled with enthusiasm. "King Toadstool says that Christmas around here is terrific!"
"Like it wasn't back home?" asked Falco, getting out some clothes.
"Well terrific as in really really cool!"
".whuuuutever."
"Peach? Are you there? It's Zelda and Summer."
Peach slowly opened her door, and saw her two friends' faces behind it. "Come in guys!" she whispered.
They did so. Samus, Nana, and Impa were already seated on the floor.
"Is Jigglypuff coming?" Summer asked, sitting on her knees next to Impa.
"No," answered Samus. "The pokemon have decided to do all their stuff together. That way, there's no confusion with languages."
This certain group of smashers had all congregated to wrap Christmas presents. Well, at least the ones that weren't for each other.
"Nice pj's, Peach," Zelda snickered.
"Oh, so I like Baby Bop," Peach snapped. "Is that a problem?"
"No. I mean Impa still likes Sesame street," Zelda said.
"I do NOT!" Impa yelled. She quickly sat on her Elmo slippers. "Besides, we don't even have a television anymore. I threw it out, remember?"
"Yeah," said Zelda. "Because of this guy." She tugged at her Tony the Tiger T-shirt.
"Okay okay," Samus interjected. "Enough with the pajama talk." She had on a silk black robe that had scenes from Terminator all over it. "Let's just get started already."
"Impa, did you get anything for Uncle Harkinian?" Summer asked.
"Of course I did," Impa answered. "How could I not? He IS, after all, my sovereign, little girl."
"Oh, for a second I thought were going to say he was your boyfriend," Zelda joked.
"Ha, ha, you'd be so lucky," Impa grumbled, hitting Zelda with her bag. "It's a good thing that I didn't buy your father anything fragile."
"Then what'd you get him?" Peach asked, lugging out a huge box of wrapping paper.
"This," Impa responded. "I've got a whole bag of stuff." First, she pulled out an apron that read 'Kiss the Cook.'
"But dad's already got one of those," Zelda said.
"I know," Impa consented. "Actually, he's got seventeen. I give him one every year. It's kind of an inside joke."
"Okay.anything else?"
Impa took out a Jasper picture frame, a silver skillet, a Yoga instructional video, a Green Destiny sword letter opener, and a banjo.
"What's with the banjo?" asked Nana.
Impa shrugged. "I dunno. The store was having a sale, and it was the first thing that I saw. So I bought it."
"Whatever," said Nana, opening up her own bag. "Well, what do you guys think of this new hammer I got for Popo?"
"Wow, that's so neat!" Samus cried. "I want a hammer too! But unluckily for me, I have no siblings in the tournament to get me one."
"Samus, did you get Captain Falcon anything?" Zelda asked sweetly.
"Actually, I did," Samus answered. "A dunce hat."
Everyone laughed. "Oh, har har!" Impa scolded lightly.
"But I did actually decide to join in the holiday cheer, and I got something for him," Samus admitted. "Look! It's a bar of deodorant! Trust me, he'll go crazy over it. I mean just the fact that I gave it to him will make him like it."
"Deodorant?" Zelda asked, raising her eyebrows. "That's rude!"
"Well have you ever gotten close to that guy?" Samus asked. "He smells like a monkey!"
"Hey, that's an insult to Donkey Kong," Summer cut in, pulling something out of her own bag. "Zel, do you think that Young Link will like this book?"
"What's it called?" Zelda asked, who was busy covering Link's sword cleaning kit with Monopoly wrapping paper.
"It's called 'Tango for Dummies.'"
Zelda laughed. "If he's anything like his older self, he'd dig that book."
"Yeah I bet he will," Nana encouraged. "I remember after Zelda and Ganon danced, he came up to me and Ness and said he wanted to learn how to tango."
"Then it's a great idea," said Peach. She glanced at her bags. "You know, I'm beginning to wonder how much I spent over there." She reached up and took her wallet off her nightstand. Peach counted the money left. "Wow! I only spent 225 dollars!"
"Did you buy something for everybody?" Summer asked. Peach nodded. "How'd you get away with it?"
"Well most of the time I threatened the clerks that if they didn't let me have the stuff for free, I'd hurt 'em bad."
"What would you do," Samus started. "Throw a stewed vegetable at them?"
Peach threw a vegetable at her. "Never underestimate the power of veggies! she exclaimed, striking a gallant pose.
"Riiiggghhht," Impa laughed. "So Peach, what did you get for your heroic plumber, hm?"
"Well I got Mario this new wrench he's been pining for (his old one broke you know), and I got his doctor version a new stethescope he's been wanting."
Meanwhile, Pikachu, Pichu and Jigglypuff were all in the kitchen. They wanted to do their wrapping for Mewtwo.
"Jiggly jiggy puff?" the pink one asked the two mice. ("What did you guys get him?").
"Pika!" Pikachu responded ("This!"). He pulled the chess set out of their bag. "Pikachu pichu pik?" ("Isn't it beautiful?").
"Jiggly," said Jigglypuff, nodding her head yes.
"Pichu pi-a chu-pi ch," Pichu said ("Hand me that Santa wrapping paper.").
Jigglypuff handed him the paper, and took some stuff out of her own bag. "Jiggly-puff-puff Jiggly!" she exclaimed ("Feast your eyes on this!").
The two stared at it. It was Pokemon Snap, the game Mewtwo had asked for three years ago and had never gotten.
"Pichu pi," commented the smaller mouse ("Very nice.").
Jigglypuff thanked him and got to work writing him a card. She decided to write it in English, so he wouldn't have to translate it (Pikachu and Pichu had told her how much he was annoyed by it). Her spelling, unfortunately, was quite bad:
"Deer Mootoo,
Mary Krismas! I don't now iff yoo stil want this, butt I gott itt forr yoo eny way. I hop yoo lyk itt! I wil pla itt weth yoo iff yoo want me two.
By the way, thanx forr trensleteng al the tym! Its sow konnsideritt awf yoo.
Luv frum Jigglypuff"
While all this was going on, Link was in his room. There was a knock on his door. He went to it. "Who is it?"
"It's Lombardi and McCloud," Fox answered.
Link opened the door, and they walked in.
"I'M SO EXCITED!" Falco yelled. "IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!"
"Shh, not so loud!" Link shushed him. "Captain Falcon's next door, and he likes to sleep in."
There was another knock, and Link went to the door. Before he could ask who it was, they shouted in unison, "It's-a me, Mario!"
"And-a me-a Luigi!"
Link opened the door again, and admitted the Mario brothers.
"Well-a come on," said Dr. Mario. "Let's get-a started!"
Eventually, everyone was in the dining room awaiting breakfast.
"Mmeeerrry four-days-until-Christmas!" Impa greeted King Harkinian.
"And a Mmeeerrry four-days-until-Christmas to you!" the King said back.
"Morning Link," said Zelda, taking a seat next to him.
"Hiya Princess," he welcomed in return. He leaned closer to her and whispered something in her ear. "You're gonna get Falcon there, right?"
She nodded. "And you Samus, right?"
He nodded. Samus sat down next to them. "Hi guys," she said.
"Guess-a what!" Luigi exclaimed, sitting down across from them.
"What?" asked Impa.
"I said-a guess."
"Uhh.did the Yankees win the U.S. open?" Falcon asked.
"You idiot!" Samus grunted, slapping his forehead again. "Yankees is baseball! The US open is tennis!"
"Did Yao Ming win the lottery?" Summer tried.
Luigi shrugged. "I don't-a know. But that's not-a what I have-a in mind."
"George Bush almost choked on another pretzel?" Zelda guessed hopefully.
"I wish-a he did," Luigi sighed. "But-a no."
"Oh, just tell us already!" King Harkinian and Link shouted.
"IT SNOWED-A ALL NIGHT!" Luigi bellowed.
"HOLY MALON TALON AND RUTO!!" Impa shouted. "He's right!"
Young Link cheered. "Snow is the coolest thing ever! I wish that it snowed all the time!"
"Us too," the Ice climbers chimed. "Wait a second.it does snow all the time where we come from!" The hugged each other smiling at their fortune.
"And I bought a new snowboard," Fox boasted.
"Well my old one's just as good!" Impa barked. "Wanna see who's got more skill once we get outside?"
"Bring it on!" Fox challenged.
"Thirty dollars that Impa wins," Falco betted.
Fox threw him a dirty look. "Oh please."
"You seem pretty cocky yourelf, McCloud!" Impa remarked. "Don't even think that you're going to beat me! ME, Mistress of all evil!! AH HA HA HA!!!" Everyone stared at her. "...sorry."
"Hey, how's your raisn bran crackling like that?" Gannondorf asked Zelda. "Isn't Rice Krispies the only cereal that does that?"
"Well normally yes," Zelda explained. "But I'm using grape soda instead of my skim milk."
"EEW!" Bowser shouted, wrinkling his nose. "That is disgusting!!"
Zelda raised and lowered one shoulder. "Call it what you like, fatty."
"FATTY?!" Bowser exploded. "HOW DARE YOU!!"
"Quite easily," Zelda smirked.
What she got in response was a hashbrown in her bowl of grape soda and raisin bran. It had been aimed for her face, but missed. However, the splash the hashbrown made went right into her face.
"That'll teach you!" Bowser laughed.
"How dare you do that to Hyrule's heir!" Impa screeched. She picked up one of Gannondorf's flapjacks and threw it at the Koop King. "That ought to teach you some manners, you naughty Koopa!"
It didn't. And another food fight developed. This one lasted only ten minutes though, five less than the other.
"You know what would really get this stuff off good?" Popo said, wiping butter off his cheeks.
"What?" asked Captain Falcon.
"SOME SNOW!!"
The food covered smashers and friends rushed outdoors to play in the snow
"Aah, and this time, we're singer free!" Falcon cried with glee.
"That reminds me," Gannondorf commented. "Bowser and I saw some really freaky Frank Sinatra Barbies at FAO."
"You're right. That IS freaky," Falcon consented.
"Hey dad!" Zelda called out. He walked over, and Zelda hooked arms with Link. "We challenge you to a snowball fight."
"Challenge accepted!" King Harkinian shouted.
"Okay, pick a partner."
Harkinian scanned the crowd. "Hey, Jaraad!" he yelled. "Come on over and help me kill Zelda and Link in a snowball fight."
"Okay!" King Jaraad sauntered over. "Zelda, Lank, get ready for the most humiliating fight of your lives!"
"Um, sire?" said Link. "The name's Link. Not.Lank."
"Oh, sorry Link."
"Apology NOT accepted!" Link laughed, launching a snow ball at King Jaraad. "Come on highness, think quickly!"
"Hey dad!" Zelda taunted. "Quick reflexes!!" She threw a snowball at her father. It whacked the crown off his head. He bent down the pick it up. "That was a liiiiitle high," Zelda remarked.
Meanwhile, Fox and Impa had placed their snowboards at the top of a hill.
"Prepare to meet your downfall," Impa whispered.
"Right back at ya!" Fox snorted. "Ladies first."
Mario was stationed at the bottom of the hill with a stop watch. The spectators included the pokemon, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Gannondorf, and Captain Falcon.
"On your mark!" Samus bellowed. "Get set...GO!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Isn't that suspenseful? I hope so, 'cause i dont think i can update this story anymore. the disk i saved it on is messed up and won't let me do anything with it. BUT IM TRYING PEOPLE!!!
"McCloud! Wake up!" cried Falco. "Wake up!"
"What is it?" Fox asked wearily, while slowly bringing himself to a sitting position on his bed. He rubbed his eyes and blinked.
"It's December twenty-first, that's what!" Falco cried, throwing a pillow in the air. "Four days until CHRISTMAS!!!"
Fox immediately jumped out of bed and into his slippers. He dashed over the refrigerator and crossed off another day on their calender. "Oh wow, I can hardly wait!!" he yelled with enthusiasm. "King Toadstool says that Christmas around here is terrific!"
"Like it wasn't back home?" asked Falco, getting out some clothes.
"Well terrific as in really really cool!"
".whuuuutever."
"Peach? Are you there? It's Zelda and Summer."
Peach slowly opened her door, and saw her two friends' faces behind it. "Come in guys!" she whispered.
They did so. Samus, Nana, and Impa were already seated on the floor.
"Is Jigglypuff coming?" Summer asked, sitting on her knees next to Impa.
"No," answered Samus. "The pokemon have decided to do all their stuff together. That way, there's no confusion with languages."
This certain group of smashers had all congregated to wrap Christmas presents. Well, at least the ones that weren't for each other.
"Nice pj's, Peach," Zelda snickered.
"Oh, so I like Baby Bop," Peach snapped. "Is that a problem?"
"No. I mean Impa still likes Sesame street," Zelda said.
"I do NOT!" Impa yelled. She quickly sat on her Elmo slippers. "Besides, we don't even have a television anymore. I threw it out, remember?"
"Yeah," said Zelda. "Because of this guy." She tugged at her Tony the Tiger T-shirt.
"Okay okay," Samus interjected. "Enough with the pajama talk." She had on a silk black robe that had scenes from Terminator all over it. "Let's just get started already."
"Impa, did you get anything for Uncle Harkinian?" Summer asked.
"Of course I did," Impa answered. "How could I not? He IS, after all, my sovereign, little girl."
"Oh, for a second I thought were going to say he was your boyfriend," Zelda joked.
"Ha, ha, you'd be so lucky," Impa grumbled, hitting Zelda with her bag. "It's a good thing that I didn't buy your father anything fragile."
"Then what'd you get him?" Peach asked, lugging out a huge box of wrapping paper.
"This," Impa responded. "I've got a whole bag of stuff." First, she pulled out an apron that read 'Kiss the Cook.'
"But dad's already got one of those," Zelda said.
"I know," Impa consented. "Actually, he's got seventeen. I give him one every year. It's kind of an inside joke."
"Okay.anything else?"
Impa took out a Jasper picture frame, a silver skillet, a Yoga instructional video, a Green Destiny sword letter opener, and a banjo.
"What's with the banjo?" asked Nana.
Impa shrugged. "I dunno. The store was having a sale, and it was the first thing that I saw. So I bought it."
"Whatever," said Nana, opening up her own bag. "Well, what do you guys think of this new hammer I got for Popo?"
"Wow, that's so neat!" Samus cried. "I want a hammer too! But unluckily for me, I have no siblings in the tournament to get me one."
"Samus, did you get Captain Falcon anything?" Zelda asked sweetly.
"Actually, I did," Samus answered. "A dunce hat."
Everyone laughed. "Oh, har har!" Impa scolded lightly.
"But I did actually decide to join in the holiday cheer, and I got something for him," Samus admitted. "Look! It's a bar of deodorant! Trust me, he'll go crazy over it. I mean just the fact that I gave it to him will make him like it."
"Deodorant?" Zelda asked, raising her eyebrows. "That's rude!"
"Well have you ever gotten close to that guy?" Samus asked. "He smells like a monkey!"
"Hey, that's an insult to Donkey Kong," Summer cut in, pulling something out of her own bag. "Zel, do you think that Young Link will like this book?"
"What's it called?" Zelda asked, who was busy covering Link's sword cleaning kit with Monopoly wrapping paper.
"It's called 'Tango for Dummies.'"
Zelda laughed. "If he's anything like his older self, he'd dig that book."
"Yeah I bet he will," Nana encouraged. "I remember after Zelda and Ganon danced, he came up to me and Ness and said he wanted to learn how to tango."
"Then it's a great idea," said Peach. She glanced at her bags. "You know, I'm beginning to wonder how much I spent over there." She reached up and took her wallet off her nightstand. Peach counted the money left. "Wow! I only spent 225 dollars!"
"Did you buy something for everybody?" Summer asked. Peach nodded. "How'd you get away with it?"
"Well most of the time I threatened the clerks that if they didn't let me have the stuff for free, I'd hurt 'em bad."
"What would you do," Samus started. "Throw a stewed vegetable at them?"
Peach threw a vegetable at her. "Never underestimate the power of veggies! she exclaimed, striking a gallant pose.
"Riiiggghhht," Impa laughed. "So Peach, what did you get for your heroic plumber, hm?"
"Well I got Mario this new wrench he's been pining for (his old one broke you know), and I got his doctor version a new stethescope he's been wanting."
Meanwhile, Pikachu, Pichu and Jigglypuff were all in the kitchen. They wanted to do their wrapping for Mewtwo.
"Jiggly jiggy puff?" the pink one asked the two mice. ("What did you guys get him?").
"Pika!" Pikachu responded ("This!"). He pulled the chess set out of their bag. "Pikachu pichu pik?" ("Isn't it beautiful?").
"Jiggly," said Jigglypuff, nodding her head yes.
"Pichu pi-a chu-pi ch," Pichu said ("Hand me that Santa wrapping paper.").
Jigglypuff handed him the paper, and took some stuff out of her own bag. "Jiggly-puff-puff Jiggly!" she exclaimed ("Feast your eyes on this!").
The two stared at it. It was Pokemon Snap, the game Mewtwo had asked for three years ago and had never gotten.
"Pichu pi," commented the smaller mouse ("Very nice.").
Jigglypuff thanked him and got to work writing him a card. She decided to write it in English, so he wouldn't have to translate it (Pikachu and Pichu had told her how much he was annoyed by it). Her spelling, unfortunately, was quite bad:
"Deer Mootoo,
Mary Krismas! I don't now iff yoo stil want this, butt I gott itt forr yoo eny way. I hop yoo lyk itt! I wil pla itt weth yoo iff yoo want me two.
By the way, thanx forr trensleteng al the tym! Its sow konnsideritt awf yoo.
Luv frum Jigglypuff"
While all this was going on, Link was in his room. There was a knock on his door. He went to it. "Who is it?"
"It's Lombardi and McCloud," Fox answered.
Link opened the door, and they walked in.
"I'M SO EXCITED!" Falco yelled. "IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!"
"Shh, not so loud!" Link shushed him. "Captain Falcon's next door, and he likes to sleep in."
There was another knock, and Link went to the door. Before he could ask who it was, they shouted in unison, "It's-a me, Mario!"
"And-a me-a Luigi!"
Link opened the door again, and admitted the Mario brothers.
"Well-a come on," said Dr. Mario. "Let's get-a started!"
Eventually, everyone was in the dining room awaiting breakfast.
"Mmeeerrry four-days-until-Christmas!" Impa greeted King Harkinian.
"And a Mmeeerrry four-days-until-Christmas to you!" the King said back.
"Morning Link," said Zelda, taking a seat next to him.
"Hiya Princess," he welcomed in return. He leaned closer to her and whispered something in her ear. "You're gonna get Falcon there, right?"
She nodded. "And you Samus, right?"
He nodded. Samus sat down next to them. "Hi guys," she said.
"Guess-a what!" Luigi exclaimed, sitting down across from them.
"What?" asked Impa.
"I said-a guess."
"Uhh.did the Yankees win the U.S. open?" Falcon asked.
"You idiot!" Samus grunted, slapping his forehead again. "Yankees is baseball! The US open is tennis!"
"Did Yao Ming win the lottery?" Summer tried.
Luigi shrugged. "I don't-a know. But that's not-a what I have-a in mind."
"George Bush almost choked on another pretzel?" Zelda guessed hopefully.
"I wish-a he did," Luigi sighed. "But-a no."
"Oh, just tell us already!" King Harkinian and Link shouted.
"IT SNOWED-A ALL NIGHT!" Luigi bellowed.
"HOLY MALON TALON AND RUTO!!" Impa shouted. "He's right!"
Young Link cheered. "Snow is the coolest thing ever! I wish that it snowed all the time!"
"Us too," the Ice climbers chimed. "Wait a second.it does snow all the time where we come from!" The hugged each other smiling at their fortune.
"And I bought a new snowboard," Fox boasted.
"Well my old one's just as good!" Impa barked. "Wanna see who's got more skill once we get outside?"
"Bring it on!" Fox challenged.
"Thirty dollars that Impa wins," Falco betted.
Fox threw him a dirty look. "Oh please."
"You seem pretty cocky yourelf, McCloud!" Impa remarked. "Don't even think that you're going to beat me! ME, Mistress of all evil!! AH HA HA HA!!!" Everyone stared at her. "...sorry."
"Hey, how's your raisn bran crackling like that?" Gannondorf asked Zelda. "Isn't Rice Krispies the only cereal that does that?"
"Well normally yes," Zelda explained. "But I'm using grape soda instead of my skim milk."
"EEW!" Bowser shouted, wrinkling his nose. "That is disgusting!!"
Zelda raised and lowered one shoulder. "Call it what you like, fatty."
"FATTY?!" Bowser exploded. "HOW DARE YOU!!"
"Quite easily," Zelda smirked.
What she got in response was a hashbrown in her bowl of grape soda and raisin bran. It had been aimed for her face, but missed. However, the splash the hashbrown made went right into her face.
"That'll teach you!" Bowser laughed.
"How dare you do that to Hyrule's heir!" Impa screeched. She picked up one of Gannondorf's flapjacks and threw it at the Koop King. "That ought to teach you some manners, you naughty Koopa!"
It didn't. And another food fight developed. This one lasted only ten minutes though, five less than the other.
"You know what would really get this stuff off good?" Popo said, wiping butter off his cheeks.
"What?" asked Captain Falcon.
"SOME SNOW!!"
The food covered smashers and friends rushed outdoors to play in the snow
"Aah, and this time, we're singer free!" Falcon cried with glee.
"That reminds me," Gannondorf commented. "Bowser and I saw some really freaky Frank Sinatra Barbies at FAO."
"You're right. That IS freaky," Falcon consented.
"Hey dad!" Zelda called out. He walked over, and Zelda hooked arms with Link. "We challenge you to a snowball fight."
"Challenge accepted!" King Harkinian shouted.
"Okay, pick a partner."
Harkinian scanned the crowd. "Hey, Jaraad!" he yelled. "Come on over and help me kill Zelda and Link in a snowball fight."
"Okay!" King Jaraad sauntered over. "Zelda, Lank, get ready for the most humiliating fight of your lives!"
"Um, sire?" said Link. "The name's Link. Not.Lank."
"Oh, sorry Link."
"Apology NOT accepted!" Link laughed, launching a snow ball at King Jaraad. "Come on highness, think quickly!"
"Hey dad!" Zelda taunted. "Quick reflexes!!" She threw a snowball at her father. It whacked the crown off his head. He bent down the pick it up. "That was a liiiiitle high," Zelda remarked.
Meanwhile, Fox and Impa had placed their snowboards at the top of a hill.
"Prepare to meet your downfall," Impa whispered.
"Right back at ya!" Fox snorted. "Ladies first."
Mario was stationed at the bottom of the hill with a stop watch. The spectators included the pokemon, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Gannondorf, and Captain Falcon.
"On your mark!" Samus bellowed. "Get set...GO!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Isn't that suspenseful? I hope so, 'cause i dont think i can update this story anymore. the disk i saved it on is messed up and won't let me do anything with it. BUT IM TRYING PEOPLE!!!
