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Chapter 3

"Ah. Better late than never. Come in Potter, Weasley." Professor McGonagall said as Harry and Ron entered the Room. And oh, Hermione and Malfoy were giving then death stares. Something you wouldn't expect out of Hermione to give to her supposedly two "best friends" and, In front of a Professor.

"Okay class. Today, we're going to learn how to transfigure these muggle contraptions called "palm pilots". I really don't know why these are called "palm pilots", would somebody care to explain?" McGonagall instructed.

"They pilot your palm!" Harry whispered to Ron. Ron laughed so McGonagall spotted them. She heard them too.

"Mr. Potter, would you care to explain?"

"Er-no Professor." Harry said nervously. She'll probably give me detention. He thought.

Hermione raised her hand, which interrupted what McGonagall was going to say. She called Hermione.

"Professor, a palm pilot is like a small computer and an organizer at the same time. It helps people especially businessmen to plan for their meetings and conferences. It has a pen-like stick along with it, which is used to point at the screen. Like a touch screen in supermarkets and banks, if you've seen one of those." Hermione explained, while Draco was staring at her a with a smile.

She's pretty and smart! But I can't help but think she's still a big know- it-all. He thought.

"Yes, according to my research, you're correct Ms. Granger. 20 points for gryffindor." McGonagall said.

"Um, if you don't mind Professor, can you just give those extra ten points to slytherin?" Hermione asked Sweetly.

Now I'm starting to hate her. Thought Ron.

"Well, why Ms. Granger?" said McGonagall, asking for an explanation. "Draco here helped me organize my thoughts Professor." Hermione explained.

"Very well, 10 points for slytherin." She said with a sigh.

While McGonagall's back was turned, Draco kissed Hermione in the Cheek.

Harry, looking at them, looked disgusted.

"Well anyway class, change this palm pilot here to a ferret." Said McGonagall.

Ron laughed and looked at Malfoy. Hermione saw him doing this, so she glared at him.

"Can somebody tell me what a ferret is?" McGonagall asked. She saw Ron giggling, so she called him.

"Mr. Weasley, do you know what a ferret is?"

"Professor," Ron said while smiling, " A ferret is Ma-,"

Harry nudged him. He looked at Harry and Harry glared at him.

"A ferret is like a weasel trained to hunt Rabbits and stuff."

"Good. Five points for gryffindor." She said as she got her wand.

"Okay class? Just wave your wands like so," McGonagall explained as she waved her wand in a sort of curly-like pattern.

"One, two,three ferreticius soliticus" she said as she turned the palm pilot magically into a ferret. The ferret looked around, and McGonagall tapped it in the head, and it became still.

"Okay, I want you people to pick a partner and I will hand you these contraptions and you must turn it into a ferret. First pair to do so will get 30 points for their houses, and those who have partners with different houses will get 15 points each." She handed the palm pilots to each of the pairs. As she went back, Hermione recited something and pointed her wand to Harry and Ron's wand.

"One, two, three ferreticius soliticus " Hermione said as the palm pilot turned into a ferret. She tapped it and it went still.

"So, Draco, do you now know how to do it?" she asked him as she raeched for his palm pilot and laid it before him."

Draco just stared at her, looking clueless. "Oh, come on! Don't be such a lazy ass! Try it." Hermione encouraged him.

"Fine. One,two,three ferreticius soliticus " he said lazily and it turned into a ferret. He tapped it in the head.

"Well done Granger, Malfoy! 15 points each." McGonagall said as she clapped her hands.

Ron and Harry tried it.

"One,two,three ferreticius soliticus" Harry said as he beamed it into the palm pilot. But something happened they didn't quite expect.

The whole class laughed. Especially Malfoy ang Hermione. She just glared at them while smiling---cruelly.

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