~ Skit: Compensating ~
* random conversation backstage of INUYASHA*
Kagome: Ya know what they say about men and swords.
Inuyasha: ?
Kagome: The longer the sword the more they're compensating for.
Inuyasha: ??? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT AND IF IT'S BAD, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
*Goes up to Sesshoumaru*
Inuyasha: What does it mean to compensate for something?
*Sess blushes and scoots away. Rin kicks him*
Rin: It means your ego's ___________________ this big but your equipment is __ this big.
Inuyasha: ?
*Goes up to Naraku*
Inuyasha: Yo, what does it mean to compensate for something?
*Naraku grabs Inuyasha in a big hug and strokes his hair affectionately*
Naraku: Oh my poor baby!! Tell mama what's wrong!!
*Inuyasha struggles to get free and escapes to Kanna*
Inuyasha: What does it mean to compensate for something?
Kanna: *flips him off*
*Goes to find Kagura*
Inuyasha: Hey, what does it mean to compensate for something?
Kagura: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, DOG BOY!!!
*Escapes from Kagura to find Miroku*
Inuyasha: Hey, Houshi! What does it mean to compensate for something?
Miroku: *calmly hits him upside the head with his staff*
*Leaves and finds Kouga sleeping on the sofa, half awake*
Inuyasha: Yo! Wimpy wolf! What does it mean to compensate for something?
*Kouga rolls over and grabs onto Inuyasha*
Kouga: Want me to show ya? How about a demonstration?
Inuyasha: O.o
*Disturbed Inuyasha bumps into Sango*
Inuyasha: Sango, I have an important question for you. I need your sense of compassion. What does it mean to compensate for something?
Sango: *getting dramatic* Don't blame yourself! Society's high expectations are unrealistic! You should be proud of what you got!! Size doesn't matter, it's how you do the job! Why when I.......
Inuyasha: 0.0......;-;
*Inuyasha is depressed and slumps next to Shippo, whose smokin' a joint*
Shippo: Hey shit-for-brains! It means ya ain't got much ta work with down there. *points to Inuyasha's *ahem**
*Inuyasha gets red in the face, runs to the bathroon (seconds pass), and runs to Kagome whose watching JAPAN'S MOST WANTED*
T.V.: After poisoning him with rat poison, she cut off his head with an electric saw....
* Kagome is taking notes while Rin watches with facination*
Kagome thinks: This girl's a genius.
Rin out loud: She's my hero!!!
*Rin smiles sweetly for once, and Inuyasha runs up in a sweat and points his finger in Kagome's face*
Inuyasha: YOU'RE WRONG!!!
END
