~ Skit: Compensating ~

* random conversation backstage of INUYASHA*

Kagome: Ya know what they say about men and swords.

Inuyasha: ?

Kagome: The longer the sword the more they're compensating for.

Inuyasha: ??? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT AND IF IT'S BAD, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!

*Goes up to Sesshoumaru*

Inuyasha: What does it mean to compensate for something?

*Sess blushes and scoots away. Rin kicks him*

Rin: It means your ego's ___________________ this big but your equipment is __ this big.

Inuyasha: ?

*Goes up to Naraku*

Inuyasha: Yo, what does it mean to compensate for something?

*Naraku grabs Inuyasha in a big hug and strokes his hair affectionately*

Naraku: Oh my poor baby!! Tell mama what's wrong!!

*Inuyasha struggles to get free and escapes to Kanna*

Inuyasha: What does it mean to compensate for something?

Kanna: *flips him off*

*Goes to find Kagura*

Inuyasha: Hey, what does it mean to compensate for something?

Kagura: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, DOG BOY!!!

*Escapes from Kagura to find Miroku*

Inuyasha: Hey, Houshi! What does it mean to compensate for something?

Miroku: *calmly hits him upside the head with his staff*

*Leaves and finds Kouga sleeping on the sofa, half awake*

Inuyasha: Yo! Wimpy wolf! What does it mean to compensate for something?

*Kouga rolls over and grabs onto Inuyasha*

Kouga: Want me to show ya? How about a demonstration?

Inuyasha: O.o

*Disturbed Inuyasha bumps into Sango*

Inuyasha: Sango, I have an important question for you. I need your sense of compassion. What does it mean to compensate for something?

Sango: *getting dramatic* Don't blame yourself! Society's high expectations are unrealistic! You should be proud of what you got!! Size doesn't matter, it's how you do the job! Why when I.......

Inuyasha: 0.0......;-;

*Inuyasha is depressed and slumps next to Shippo, whose smokin' a joint*

Shippo: Hey shit-for-brains! It means ya ain't got much ta work with down there. *points to Inuyasha's *ahem**

*Inuyasha gets red in the face, runs to the bathroon (seconds pass), and runs to Kagome whose watching JAPAN'S MOST WANTED*

T.V.: After poisoning him with rat poison, she cut off his head with an electric saw....

* Kagome is taking notes while Rin watches with facination*

Kagome thinks: This girl's a genius.

Rin out loud: She's my hero!!!

*Rin smiles sweetly for once, and Inuyasha runs up in a sweat and points his finger in Kagome's face*

Inuyasha: YOU'RE WRONG!!!

END