~ Skit: Your Daddy ~
*Naraku looks seriously at Kanna, who doesn't even look at him because she's working*
Naraku: Kanna, I have something very important to tell you. I am your father!!!
Kanna: *doesn't look at him and flips him off*
*Looking directly at Kagura who stares hatefully*
Naraku: Kagura, I am your father!!!
Kagura: NO SHIT ASSHOLE!!!
* Kagura punches him. He looks shocked and sad. He's now standing in front of Hojo who looks.....empty*
Naraku: Hojo, I am your father!!!
Hojo: *freaking out* NO! NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!
Naraku: *smiles with joy and nudges Hojo with his elbow playfully* Whose yer daddy?
*Everyone - Inuyasha, Kagome, Kanna, Kagura, Miroku, and Sango -_-;;;;;;;;;*
Inuyasha to Kagura: THANK GOD he ain't my daddy.
Kagura: *no comment*
Kagome: Why are the rest of us here?
End
