~ Skit: Your Daddy ~

*Naraku looks seriously at Kanna, who doesn't even look at him because she's working*

Naraku: Kanna, I have something very important to tell you. I am your father!!!

Kanna: *doesn't look at him and flips him off*

*Looking directly at Kagura who stares hatefully*

Naraku: Kagura, I am your father!!!

Kagura: NO SHIT ASSHOLE!!!

* Kagura punches him. He looks shocked and sad. He's now standing in front of Hojo who looks.....empty*

Naraku: Hojo, I am your father!!!

Hojo: *freaking out* NO! NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

Naraku: *smiles with joy and nudges Hojo with his elbow playfully* Whose yer daddy?

*Everyone - Inuyasha, Kagome, Kanna, Kagura, Miroku, and Sango -_-;;;;;;;;;*

Inuyasha to Kagura: THANK GOD he ain't my daddy.

Kagura: *no comment*

Kagome: Why are the rest of us here?

End