~ Skit: Volume 13~

* In this volume, Sess threatens Inuyasha yet again, as the script says to. Kagome, however, goes insane*

Kagome: All right!!! I've had it!! I've had it with your shit!

Inuyasha: Stay back Kagome!

Kagome: YOU! SIT! I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU! DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND YOU AND YOUR SHIT!!!!

*Sango and Miroku behind a tree frightened*

Sango: Do you think this is far enough? She's snapped!

Miroku: HELL NO! Let's get out of here!

* Back to Kagome yelling at Sess*

Kagome: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING FIGHT EVERY DAMN TIME YOU SEE EACH OTHER?!? YOU INCONSIDERATE LITTLE -SIT!- SHITS! *to Inuyasha* YOU STAY DOWN THE BITCH!!!

*Inuyasha tries to drag himself to Sess*

Kagome: I SAID SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! MOTHER FUCKER, I SAID SIT!!!

*points to wide eyed Sess*

Kagome: You think I'm gonna put up with this?!? Don't think for a second that I don't know how much of a pain in the ass your brother is! I have to deal with his shit every fuckin day!!! Why do you think I put that collar on him, huh?!?! AND DON'T THINK I WON'T DO THE SAME THIN TO YOUR SORRY ASS!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!!

*Sess looks calm, turns, and walks away. Later, he breaks down off set. Sango, Miroku, Kouga, and Inuyasha, who is in bandages, are sitting at tables for a coffee break. They are scares of Kagome who is twitching and drinking WAY too much coffee*

Kouga whispers to Inuyasha: Why is she so pissy today?

Inuyasha whispers back: Well, I think it's what Miroku calls "being menstrual". *Inuyasha does "" with his fingers*

*Kagome slams cup on the table and it shatters. She gives a horrified Inuyasha the death glare. Then, she lunges across the table and strangles him*

Sango: Why didn't she just sit him?

Miroku: She's not in the right state of mind...

End