"Rooon!" Hermione screamed. She leapt down the stairs, taking two at a time before running to Ron's side.
"Ron, wake up!" she said, slapping his cheek lightly. She looked up at Lavender, who was staring at his lifeless body, her gray eyes opened wide in shock.
"We…we killed him!" she said before promptly fainting.
"About time." Hermione muttered. She looked back at Ron in desperation. She paced the floor, trying to decide what to do.
"Madam Pomfrey!" she whispered before running to the hospital wing. A couple of minutes later, she returned with Madam Pomfrey in tow. Madam Pomfrey looked around, taking in the scene. She looked at Lavender, whose buttons on her nightshirt were still undone to Ron who was lying beside the photographs. She looked back at Hermione.
"What has been going on here tonight?! You three haven't been…?"
Hermione looked at Madam Pomfrey in confusion before she realized what Madam Pomfrey meant.
"Oh! No! I just came down here and happened to see Lavender and Ron doing who knows what and as soon as Ron saw me, he tried to run up the stairs but then his big feet got in the way and he tumbled back down them."
Madam Pomfrey nodded and pulled out her wand. She flicked it and muttered some words under her breath. Ron instantly lifted into the air.
"Do the same thing I just did to Lavender and follow me to the hospital wing."
Hermione nodded before following her instructions. As soon as Lavender was floating beside Ron, they set off for the hospital wing. Once they had reached their destination, they set the two into separate beds and Hermione settled into the chair beside Ron's bed as Madam Pomfrey went to go get some medicine for them.
After a couple of minutes, Hermione heard a noise from Lavender's bed. Hermione watched with narrowed eyes as Lavender came to. It was butt-kicking time.
Lavender must have felt Hermione's eyes on her because she looked over at her.
"And what are you looking at?" she asked snootily.
"Nothing much, just a boyfriend-stealing tramp."
Lavender looked at her in shock.
"Oh no you didn't!"
Hermione stood up menacingly.
"And what if I did? What would you do?"
Lavender got up out of the bed and walked over to Hermione, standing only a foot away.
"I would do this!" she said before slapping Hermione with all the strength she could muster. It was silent for a couple of minutes as Hermione recovered from the shock.
"You whore!" Hermione screamed before jumping her. She pinned her to the ground as the two rolled around on the ground, pulling at each others hair and scratching each others faces.
"STOP IT!!!"
They both stopped immediately as soon as they heard the yell. They looked over at Ron who was sitting up in bed, staring at them in anger.
"This is it. It ends now."
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Author's Note: Whoo! Cat fight! Anyways, hoped you enjoyed you this chapter! Thanks for all the positive and not-so-positive feedback on the other chapters! This story is officially controversial! So keep the reviews coming and we will keep writing the chapters!
