Disclaimer: No suing. I don't own Vash or Longfellow, or Kuroneko. Their
prices are high.
A long long time ago, but not that long ago, because it has to be recent so Trigun can be in existance, and crappy DVD players and other kind of crap equipment that won't even make sense or will be relevent to the story..
Okay, so anyway, there was this chick, I think her name was. Longfellow. and she was like "DUDE I WANNA GO TO SOME OTHER WORLD WHERE SOME ANIME CHARACTERS ARE HAHAHHAAHHAHAH SINCE I AM THE BIGGEST FAN AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH DAMN I WANT A COOKIE."
So she jumped into her DVD player and crap. No, there were no Trigun DVD's there. Please don't ask how she did it. I guess she was very slim. Yes, Longfellow watched her diet, she did!
So she wandered around in the desert in the midst of gunfire and got shot a few times, but miraculously wasn't shot. I mean, Hell. Anyone named Longfellow should be shot. But shouldn't for the people who are named Longfellow. SO THERE.
So anyway, Longfellow saw Vash. And he was like, dying. Because he could. And this is a fanfiction. So yeah.
Anyway, Longfellow somehow saved his life with a beacon of light coming from her right eyeball, which somehow housed the essence of his existence in a very tiny orb. Which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. But like I said, this is a fanfiction.
Vash pulled some candy out of.. Uh.. His.. Pocket.. That was.. Uh. VASH HAD CANDY! Longfellow just plain knew she was in love.
So she like, made out with him. Yeah, that's right. So all you otaku's out there know that she got to him first. You heard me. SHE KISSED HIM BEFORE YOU. GET RID OF YOUR SICK DELUSIONS, IDIOTS. YOU NEVER WENT THROUGH THE DAMNED VCR.
Yeah. They ended up saving the world somehow.
But then she cheated on Vash! Yes, that's right.
For none other than the elusive..
KURONEKO!
"I.. I don't know how to tell you Kuroneko.." she started lowly, "But.. I love you.." "Nyaa" he replied with much feeling in his vocal chords. "I'm totally into beastiality.." she said lovingly, as he "nyaa"'d in her ear.
Then Vash came in. He saw Kuroneko in danger. He grabbed the small black kitten, and pranced off with him, carrying Kuroneko in his arms. Kuroneko grinned happily. And yes, cats grin. Probably more than you do, you poor, depressed person who reads fanfics too much.
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A long long time ago, but not that long ago, because it has to be recent so Trigun can be in existance, and crappy DVD players and other kind of crap equipment that won't even make sense or will be relevent to the story..
Okay, so anyway, there was this chick, I think her name was. Longfellow. and she was like "DUDE I WANNA GO TO SOME OTHER WORLD WHERE SOME ANIME CHARACTERS ARE HAHAHHAAHHAHAH SINCE I AM THE BIGGEST FAN AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH DAMN I WANT A COOKIE."
So she jumped into her DVD player and crap. No, there were no Trigun DVD's there. Please don't ask how she did it. I guess she was very slim. Yes, Longfellow watched her diet, she did!
So she wandered around in the desert in the midst of gunfire and got shot a few times, but miraculously wasn't shot. I mean, Hell. Anyone named Longfellow should be shot. But shouldn't for the people who are named Longfellow. SO THERE.
So anyway, Longfellow saw Vash. And he was like, dying. Because he could. And this is a fanfiction. So yeah.
Anyway, Longfellow somehow saved his life with a beacon of light coming from her right eyeball, which somehow housed the essence of his existence in a very tiny orb. Which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. But like I said, this is a fanfiction.
Vash pulled some candy out of.. Uh.. His.. Pocket.. That was.. Uh. VASH HAD CANDY! Longfellow just plain knew she was in love.
So she like, made out with him. Yeah, that's right. So all you otaku's out there know that she got to him first. You heard me. SHE KISSED HIM BEFORE YOU. GET RID OF YOUR SICK DELUSIONS, IDIOTS. YOU NEVER WENT THROUGH THE DAMNED VCR.
Yeah. They ended up saving the world somehow.
But then she cheated on Vash! Yes, that's right.
For none other than the elusive..
KURONEKO!
"I.. I don't know how to tell you Kuroneko.." she started lowly, "But.. I love you.." "Nyaa" he replied with much feeling in his vocal chords. "I'm totally into beastiality.." she said lovingly, as he "nyaa"'d in her ear.
Then Vash came in. He saw Kuroneko in danger. He grabbed the small black kitten, and pranced off with him, carrying Kuroneko in his arms. Kuroneko grinned happily. And yes, cats grin. Probably more than you do, you poor, depressed person who reads fanfics too much.
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