Chapter two: I'm still hungry.

Ash found himself waking to a bunch of leaves and twigs, for apparently, he had fallen asleep in the surrounding shrubs.

"omg i fele wsated hahhahahahaha I r klevr.."

Some guy who carried rocks walked past. He kicked Ash. Ash was still there. This made him mad. So he kicked him again.

Today just not be the guys' day. Lately, he has kicked eighty seven people, and they just won't disappear. He ran off in frustration.

Ash musta fallen asleep on something that was like, pointy or something, because he was all, "ow".

Then all of a sudden, these two old people with a talking Meowth were like "omg gvie us peekachoo adn no we r nto teem rockit k???//??//?" Ash was convinced this old couple could use a good look at such a sickeningly cute rat, but he held back tears when he remembered. "peekachoo iz liek, ded." He said, trying to sound emotionless.

"omfg krap" said the long, purple haired old lady who looked suspiciously enough like Jessie from team rocket. Ash, being far too oblivious to the real world to notice this, just nodded. "wtf wil we du Jaymz we r liek skrewd we bluit owr hole kureer on trieing 2 cach taht stoopud rta nwo wtf hapenz???//??//?" The old man, who looked.. Somewhat like the other member of team rocket nodded, and added "we r skewd. fays it." "ya i no" said Meowth, the neglected and ball loving pokemon. (Please try not to take that the wrong way, though I am sure you will. And are. And.. You guys are sick.)

"o btw we r teem rockit!!11!!11!11" said a random member, no one was quite sure who, since their voice acting kind of sounds similar, except Meowth sounds like he's from New York or somethin'. "omg omg omg" Ash said in surprise.

But Team Rocket, after repeating their clichéd motto, got really bored staring at a sobbing pre-teen. So they kinda.. Just walked away.

Ash was hurt. His best Pokemon, his best friends, and now his worst enemies had left him.

Maybe Gary was right. "i r sukc!!!1!!11!" said Ash aloud, in complete defeat.

Then some awesome Canadian dude called Kamek came and kicked his ass.

The world applauded for Kamek, and he was loved forever, gaining many affectionate nicknames, like Cakemix, Kmart, WebCaemek, Jaemk, and oh so many more.

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Cakemix, we wub u adn ur fotoshpo skilz 4evr!!11!!1!!