Stevie: As many of you have noticed, my name has changed with the addition of my sis's name. Well I'm really swamped lately working on so much I decided that it might be best if I **sighs sadly** let Alice help me out a bit.

Alice: Well what's the difference I was already helping you write your other crap I just finally wanted a name change

Stevie: **hisses** none of the stuff I write is crap thank-you-very-much

Alice: You've got a point I love Sour Notes, speaking of which her account will soon be taken over with Romyness and Slash

Stevie: NO! NOT SLASH!

Alice: Scance-Evietro the whole nine yards and maybe even a little Remy/Logan.

Stevie: THAT'S COMIC VERSE YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Alice: Do you honestly think you can stop me, Stevie?

Stevie: On with the story,---we're gonna have a long talk about your love of gay writing

Alice: **scoff** should I tell them about that little Scance fic you wrote?

Stevie: Bye peoples! **laughs nervously** on with the story!

"The Fantastic Brotherhood of Neutral Mutants"
by Stevie and Alice Storm

Prologue
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" We have no further use for the brotherhood. Its just a hindrance to our cause, a weak leg on which my movement has no need to stand. Wanda, Lance, Pietro-your welcome to join my Acolytes. Iv been mostly pleased with your work. Other members, I'm afraid, haven't been as useful."

Pietro's eyes lit up. Finally, he got to leave this kiddy place and fight with his dad!

Lance pondered this offer.Hey! Magneto forgot about.oh.

Wanda glared. It was official. Her father was an un-appreciative power whore.

"Forget it, Dad" snapped Wanda. " You have no right to break us up. After all the suffering we endured waiting for you to give us an order-what gives you the right to call the shots?"

Magneto looked appalled. Pietro's mouth hung open, disbelief spread over his face. Fear painted Lances. Wanda held firmly.

"I will NOT be joining your Acolytes, Father, I Quit! I don't WANT To fight your battles! Its not my fault that your Filthy blood runs through my veins!" shouted Wanda. She shot red hot glares at Lance and Pietro. "What about you two-Are you going to stay alongside my father?" she snapped.

"Yes, Boys-were do your loyalties lie?" commanded the steely tone of Magneto.

the boys stood motionless under Wanda and Magneto's piercing glances. Pietro looked apologetically at Wanda, before turning to Magneto. "With you ,Father. Of course."

Wand thrust her gaze at Lance. He hung his head.

"Fine. Fine! I'm taking control of the brotherhood from now on-don't bother yourself with us. But mark my words, Magneto-We will rise again, without your dirty fingerprints." screeched Wanda, venom infused in her speech.

She turned on her heel and thrust open the door.

Freddy, Todd, Pyro, Colossus and Gambit looked at her as she burst out of the office.

"Come on, Freddy-Todd, Lets go."

"Wait, what about Lance and Pietro?" asked Todd as he and Freddy followed her.

"They Sold out." Said Wanda, as they exited the building and piled in the jeep.

"You mean Magneto wanted us to be Acolytes?" asked Todd, his eyes lit up.

Wanda sighed and frowned. "Not all of us.Only Lance and Pietro. "

Todd frowned. "Oh."

"He.. put you in charge of the Brotherhood. But I said we wanted to break off on our own. We don't need him, do we?"

"No! Sure don't!" Exclaimed Todd, grinning. He looked over at Freddy. "What do you think, Freddy?"

"uh.cool. But, Wanda, where are we going?"

" Ask Todd. He's the leader."

Todd looked like he would burst with glee.

"I elect we go get some food, and then go to the city. Maybe we can lead the Morlocks or something, yo."

"Great Idea, Todd." Said Wanda. Freddy nodded.

Todd grinned. " Oh, I see what this is-You like Leaders, yo. That's why your so eager to get in good with the Boss-Toady. "

"Don't push it, Todd." She warned.

"Alright! I was just playing!" said Todd nervously.

And with that, they left the old boarding house in the dust.

Freddy looked sad.

"What's Wrong, Freddy?" asked Todd. Freddy sighed.

"I left a industrial sized bucket of ice cream in the freezer."

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Stevie: Well that was weird

Alice: Damn Straight, but fun

Stevie: You do know we screwed up the whole BoM universe?

Alice: yup, continuity chomping is fun **takes a bite out of Uncanny X-men #425**

Stevie: you did not just do that

Alice: **spits it out** ugh I wish I hadn't, Chuck Austen tastes shitty

Stevie: oookay, we're gonna go and write the second chapter

Alice: R+R or else

Stevie: Or else what? What can you do?

Alice: Well-uh--**smacks Stevie** that's what I can do

Stevie: YOUR EVIL!

Alice: ;) Muah

Stevie: Okay, see you next chapter, bye bye ^_^