Stevie: Hello Again Evo fans! This is the First Chapter
Alice: Yeah it totally rocks
Stevie: I did most of it
Alice: And I did the rest which is also most of it
Stevie: Oh shut up, you know I am the real writer behind this fanfic
Alice: **sniffles, starts to gorge on cheesecake** I thought **sniffle** you loved me **sniffles** looked up to me **sniffles** and needed me! Why don't you just drive me out into the desert and leave me to die!?
Stevie: I can't drive
Alice: Oh you know you need me here
Stevie: That's just sad, fooling yourself like that
Alice: Who wrote the third chapter of Sour Notes huh?
Stevie: Enough you! Let the people read the fanfic
Alice: And who got your ass out of bed at three in the morning to look at a sketch of Freddy in a bathing suit?
Stevie: Enjoy the story, and sorry for that mental picture ^-^ Bye!
"The Fantastic Brotherhood of Neutral Mutants"
by
Chapter One
* * *
"I can't believe those Morlocks, didn't like us yo!" exclaimed Todd, holding onto Wanda's arm for support as they stood over the sewer entrance.
Wanda glared, "You tried to take leadership over them, you knocked out Callisto!".
"I thought, that me being so handsome and-" (Todd smirked up at her) "- having you on my arm they would worship us. I mean were so-" (Todd ruffled the top of his head coolly) "-normal" he said in a sexy and sly voice.
"They hate normalcy!" exclaimed Wanda hitting him hard upside the head.
Freddy desperately tried to struggle his way out of the sewage whole, having entered the sewage from a sufficiently larger entrance "I kinda liked the Morlocks, some of the girls thought I was handsome".
"Yeah but half of them had gills!"
"So small price" shrugged Freddy.
Todd pondered this, "I like my girls gill-free, Ain't that right sweetums?" grinned Todd, huggling her arm.
Wanda tossed him off, "Watch it Toad".
"As ruler of the Brotherhood, I elect we all have different code-names I, will be-" (Todd raised his fist into the air) "-Superfly".
Wanda gapped at him.
"Freddy you are no longer Blob you shall now be-" (Once again he jolted his fist into the air) "-Slim".
Thunder cackled in the sky (oh how convenient).
"Now, lets go get lunch." suggested Todd.
Freddy raised an eyebrow to Todd, "You know she needs a new nickname too".
Wanda shot him a death glare, "I do not" she scowled.
"So your saying you want to continue to be bogged down by a label forced on you by the very oppressors you hate so dearly? By calling yourself Scarlet Witch, you only are hanging on to a reminder of the Tyranny over you. That is why I choose to accept my new name. It is a covenant to myself, and an end to my past." said Freddy, looking at Wanda quite seriously and rather nobly.
He grasped her hands in his. " It is true, that a name is only a name. But is it even debatable that a name is like your calling card to the world? obviously , Xavier and Magneto and even the Morlocks have ascertained this. Why bother with nicknames? They must be more significant then any of can grasp."
Wanda blinked, "O-o-okay.".
"Yo Slim! I didn't know you were so deep!" exclaimed Todd.
"You mean-" Freddy looked disappointed "You didn't hear me on the radio last week?".
"Radio? We have a Radio?"
Freddy glared, "You mean you haven't heard any of my appearances on the 95.5 talk show?".
"Your Fredrick?" asked Wanda breathlessly, with wide eyes.
Todd tilted his head to the side, "Okay.Yo, Freddy your name is-" he mocked Wanda "Fredrick".
"Just because I happen to be smart doesn't mean I couldn't beat your ass, Superfly" spat Freddy indignantly.
"Freddy, cool it yo. I just never thought."
"When we lost Rogue she was the smart one right, Pietro was the gay one-" (Wanda's eyes widened) "-Lance was the bad boy, you were the comedian, and I was the tough fat guy who flew off the handle as comment of my weight".
"So to get a piece of Rogue back, symbolically in becoming Smart, Rogue was with me and the gap was filled" Freddy lowered his head solemnly.
Wanda pondered this, "So.Freddy What am I?" she asked casually.
Freddy blinked.
Todd hummed the funeral march.
"You Wanda were a beautiful flower, muddied and left to starve by your fathers soddy gardening" said Freddy, his eyes sparkling at her.
"Todd make a note, that is how you romance me" Wanda said glaring at him.
"O.o"
"On the Original topic what do you wish to take as your name Wanda? I elect we call you Starlet."
Wanda rose an eyebrow. Todd grinned. " That's dope , Slim." Wanda nodded hesitantly.
Todd let out a sigh of relief, "Okay then, Slim-" (Todd looked to Freddy) "- Starlet-" (Todd looked to Wanda with sparkling eyes) "-We are the Brotherhood of Neutral Mutants!"
"Todd?"
"Yes Slim!" said Todd, definitely not in the mood for deep thoughts.
"I'm hungry lets go get some food"
"FOOD? You just ate a half and hour ago!" Todd exclaimed.
"I'm a growing boy!"
Todd gapped at him, as the three made their way to the nearest diner.
"He gets bigger?" gapped Todd.
* * *
"Well I hope Mommy enjoys her day off" Reed said looking at his two children fondly. "Now, Johnny, You take good care of Franklin and Valeria." stated Reed.
"Piece of Cake. Now you go back to your little lab and go build an Robot- I'll take good care of the kids."
"I wish I could build a robot.Sue's making us go to the old persons home, for publicity." scoffed Reed.
"Uh.yeeaahhh.Have fun, stretchy" Said Johnny, patting Reed on the back. Reed sighed and exited the diner after casting a longing glance at Franklin and Valeria.
As Reed left, three other people entered the diner.A really, really, really huge guy, A frog looking dude, and a hot gothic chick.that looked a little scary. OF course, he paid no attention to this. They were in New York, for chrissake . There were weirder groups. Johnny sat back down at the table and started to read. Franklin was coloring. Valeria was picking at her burger, it being too larger to eat.
"Aww Val, lemme cut that up for you" Franklin said, gripping hold of his own fork and knife and cutting at the hamburger "Jeez.it's a toughie".
Valeria giggled, as she watched her brother try to cut the 6 dollar burger.
"Here.eat the bread first" Franklin said handing her a rigged cut of the hamburger bun.
Valeria gummed at the bun, starring wide eyed at Franklin who resumed his coloring.
Franklin's eyes darted out the window, they widened at the sight of a greasy old man climbing out of a toe truck and hooking the bumper of Johnny's red convertible "Unca Johnny?".
"Later Kid"
"Unca Johnny!" shouted Franklin.
"Not now!"
"Your car is being towed!"
Johnny looked out the window to see his car being towed away "HOLY SHIT".
"Shit" repeated Valeria cutely.
"Hold-on-kids-I'll-be-right-back!" Johnny shouted darting out of his seat and taking off out of the diner.
As if on cue, just at that moment a shady trench coated figure entered the diner.
Wanda looked at it suspiciously and nudged Toad, "Yo Superfly".
"Yes Wanda Darling?" he cooed.
"That guy looks kinda weird" mumbled Wanda poiting at the figure.
"Oh Snuggle Bunny, it's just the trench coat all people wearing a trench coat are weird" Todd replied smiling cutely at her.
"Do all Trench-coated figures try to kidnap children?!" shouted Freddy pointing at the figure who delicately lifted Valeria out of her high chair.
(duh, of course!)
"Excuse me what are you doing?" demanded Wanda hopping off her stool and marching over to them.
"Ma'am don't interfere" the figure replied, wiping out an odd looking gun and pointing it at Franklin.
"I don't think so" said Wanda glaring.
Todd looked out the window to see more trench-coated figures rushing to the diner door "Freddy stand in front of the door don't let them get in!" Todd commanded.
Freddy nodded, doing as he was told.
"Don't test me" spat Wanda at the figure.
"Are you going to stop me?"
"You don't know who your messing with!" scowled Wanda, charging hex bolts in her hands "DROP the baby now".
Wanda shot a hex bolt at one of his legs, unbalancing him. The Minion loosened his hold on the baby.
Todd's tongue shot at the baby and wrapped around her middle pulling her into his grasps, Valeria cooed contently.
Wanda took this chance to hex his gun, causing it to jam and fall to pieces on the ground.
At the door way, the Minion frustrated were shooting wild laser beams at Freddy's stomach, fortunately for Freddy they just bounced off "There's a reason they call me the immovable slim" he smirked.
"The Immovable Slim?" gapped one of the minions.
"WHAT'RE Y OU TRYIN' TO SAY THAT I'm FAT?!" exclaimed Freddy .
Suddenly, a fire ball hit at a group of the minions knocking them to the ground.
Johnny's who's body was lit on fire, glared at they're shuddering bodies on the ground "Why must we set ourselves up for this?".
One of the minion's groaned.
Johnny strolled forward, opening the door "Scuse me buddy, but would you please move your hide so I can get to my kids?".
Freddy growled and moved out of the way.
Johnny and Freddy moved past, as the minion who had been trying to kidnap the adorable Valeria flew out the door.
Johnny looked to Todd and Wanda, Wanda was now holding baby Valeria and rocking her in her arms.
"Uhh---can I have my baby back?" asked Johnny nervously, the sight of his little neice in the arms of this freaky Gothic Chic and his nephew holding onto the large of this froggy looking guy wasn't a comforting image.
Wanda looked to him, "What's with the baby? Why'd that guy want her so bad?".
"Look I don't know who you are but you may know who I am, I'm-" (Johnny smiled, in all his boyish charm) "-Johnny Storm".
"OH! OH! Your Johnny Storm you're the HUMAN TORCH! You're that gay FF member!" shouted Todd in a fit of laughter.
"I'm not gay, jeez you'd think the National Enquirer was news" spat Johnny.
"But you are the Human Torch!"
"Yes" Johnny smirked, "I am".
"So this is Baby-" Wanda looked to Todd.
"Valeria"
"So this is the baby of Mr. Fantastic and Mrs. Fantastic?" asked Wanda, starring down at the child.
"Heh, Heh she really doesn't like to be referred to as Mrs. Fantastic she's Invisible Woman" Johnny said quickly "Or Mrs. Richards..".
Todd took out a mini legal pad and scribbled this down, "I can sell this, "Invisible Woman, bitching about being called Mrs. Fantastic" it's perfect".
Wanda snatched it from his hands, "Sorry he's a little well-- he's a frog".
"Thanks for saving my baby, her mother would kill me if anything happened to her" Johnny said, reaching for the baby.
Franklin pushed his uncle to the side and waved his arms up to Wanda, "Here lemme have her".
Wanda couldn't help but smile, "Here" she said handing down baby Valeria.
"Shit" cooed Valeria happily.
Todd raised an eyebrow.
A group of reporters, and camera men bustled inside.
A female reporter, pushed a microphone in Johnny's face "Is it true that you're a negligent caretaker?" she asked devishly.
"No I'm not, my car was being towed away and I only had two payments left on it I didn't know that my favorite neice and nephew were in danger!" Johnny said putting on a face of false worry.
A male reporter walked to Wanda, "You helped bring down the kidnapper what is your name?" .
"Err-Starlet."
* * *
Scott watched the T.V with wide eyes, "Wanda saved a baby?" he asked breathlessly.
The Professor toppled out of his wheelchair, "I-I-I-" he stuttered.
Kitty looked to Kurt, "I've like never saved a baby, does that make her like better than me??!".
Kurt blinked.
On the screen, it focused on Todd's face, the Reporter said "So what do you call yourselves?".
Todd smirked, "The Brotherhood of Neutral-" a hand covered his mouth "Fighters" finished Wanda's voice.
"The Brotherhood of Neutral Fighters?!" the X-men exclaimed.
* * *
"The Brotherhood of Neutral Fighters?!" the Acolytes exclaimed, Pyro fell over laughing, as Magneto using Remy as his rag doll levitated the Cajun in fury and tossed him at the wall.
Pietro and Lance pulled away from the group.
"They're good guys now?" whispered Pietro.
"Neutral Fighters?"
"Starlet?"
* * *
Sue sped off down the street, in one of Johnny's miscellaneous sport cars.
Reed gripped onto the passenger's seat, for dear life no doubt.
"I trust him with my babies for a few hours and looks what happens! I'LL MAKE HIM INVISBLE AND NEVER MAKE HIM VISIBLE AGAIN! HE WILL DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!!!" Sue screamed.
"Sue you just hit a pedestrian!"
"HE'LL BE OKAY!"
Reed looked back at the figure, and smirked "Doom".
* * *
Franklin took Wanda's hand, "My dad'll want to meet yeh cause you saved us and all".
"He and my mommy will be here any second"
Johnny looked scared, "We can still make a run for it".
The diner door blasted open, Sue marched inside dragging a satisfied looking Reed.
"Hi Mommy!" greeted Franklin, walking to her.
Sue gasped, "Oh my poor babies!" she said kneeling down and embracing them.
Sue kissed Franklin's forehead, then Valeria's leaving two pink kiss marks "OH my babies! Are you alright?".
"Those three peoples saved us mommy" Franklin said pointing to Wanda, Todd, and Freddy.
Sue released her children and walked to Wanda "Thank you so much" she said hugging onto her.
Wanda blinked, "Your welcome" she said patting her on the back awkwardly.
"How can we ever thank you!" exclaimed Sue releasing her, now hugging Todd.
"Well you could-" Todd began but Freddy cut in.
"It was our pleasure".
The Reporter's filed out of the restaurant.
"Mommy they've got powers like you an' dad, an Unca Johnny an Unca Ben!" exclaimed Franklin.
"They do?" asked Sue with wide eyes.
"Yeah that girl can shoot power bolts-and that guy's got a really long tongue.and that other guy he's the indestructible Slim!" beamed Franklin.
"Well Reed we've got a lot to discuss I mean if my wittle Frankie is right then we've got ourselves our interns!"
"Interns?!" exclaimed Freddy, Wanda, and Todd in union.
* * *
Stevie: Well that was cute
Alice: **sobbs**
Stevie: Oh you stop it, just hit me and get it over with
Alice: No I know when I'm not wanted I'm just gonna go and crawl in a whole
Stevie: No you can't cause we need to go write the Second Chapter!
Alice: **starts to dig a hole**
Stevie: CATMAN! COME AND HELP ME!
Catman: **lands next to Alice** actually I agree with Alice, you are being cruel and heartless
Stevie: Oh Quiet You! Catmans gonna help me with the next chapter until Alice gets ahold of herself.
Catman: I think I'd rather stay in her hole-she's got comic books and hero clix!
Stevie: No you aren't I bought you, you lame Canadian Superhero your gonna help me
Catman: **sighs** Bye Alice, Bye People! Thanks for reading ^_^
Alice: Yeah it totally rocks
Stevie: I did most of it
Alice: And I did the rest which is also most of it
Stevie: Oh shut up, you know I am the real writer behind this fanfic
Alice: **sniffles, starts to gorge on cheesecake** I thought **sniffle** you loved me **sniffles** looked up to me **sniffles** and needed me! Why don't you just drive me out into the desert and leave me to die!?
Stevie: I can't drive
Alice: Oh you know you need me here
Stevie: That's just sad, fooling yourself like that
Alice: Who wrote the third chapter of Sour Notes huh?
Stevie: Enough you! Let the people read the fanfic
Alice: And who got your ass out of bed at three in the morning to look at a sketch of Freddy in a bathing suit?
Stevie: Enjoy the story, and sorry for that mental picture ^-^ Bye!
"The Fantastic Brotherhood of Neutral Mutants"
by
Chapter One
* * *
"I can't believe those Morlocks, didn't like us yo!" exclaimed Todd, holding onto Wanda's arm for support as they stood over the sewer entrance.
Wanda glared, "You tried to take leadership over them, you knocked out Callisto!".
"I thought, that me being so handsome and-" (Todd smirked up at her) "- having you on my arm they would worship us. I mean were so-" (Todd ruffled the top of his head coolly) "-normal" he said in a sexy and sly voice.
"They hate normalcy!" exclaimed Wanda hitting him hard upside the head.
Freddy desperately tried to struggle his way out of the sewage whole, having entered the sewage from a sufficiently larger entrance "I kinda liked the Morlocks, some of the girls thought I was handsome".
"Yeah but half of them had gills!"
"So small price" shrugged Freddy.
Todd pondered this, "I like my girls gill-free, Ain't that right sweetums?" grinned Todd, huggling her arm.
Wanda tossed him off, "Watch it Toad".
"As ruler of the Brotherhood, I elect we all have different code-names I, will be-" (Todd raised his fist into the air) "-Superfly".
Wanda gapped at him.
"Freddy you are no longer Blob you shall now be-" (Once again he jolted his fist into the air) "-Slim".
Thunder cackled in the sky (oh how convenient).
"Now, lets go get lunch." suggested Todd.
Freddy raised an eyebrow to Todd, "You know she needs a new nickname too".
Wanda shot him a death glare, "I do not" she scowled.
"So your saying you want to continue to be bogged down by a label forced on you by the very oppressors you hate so dearly? By calling yourself Scarlet Witch, you only are hanging on to a reminder of the Tyranny over you. That is why I choose to accept my new name. It is a covenant to myself, and an end to my past." said Freddy, looking at Wanda quite seriously and rather nobly.
He grasped her hands in his. " It is true, that a name is only a name. But is it even debatable that a name is like your calling card to the world? obviously , Xavier and Magneto and even the Morlocks have ascertained this. Why bother with nicknames? They must be more significant then any of can grasp."
Wanda blinked, "O-o-okay.".
"Yo Slim! I didn't know you were so deep!" exclaimed Todd.
"You mean-" Freddy looked disappointed "You didn't hear me on the radio last week?".
"Radio? We have a Radio?"
Freddy glared, "You mean you haven't heard any of my appearances on the 95.5 talk show?".
"Your Fredrick?" asked Wanda breathlessly, with wide eyes.
Todd tilted his head to the side, "Okay.Yo, Freddy your name is-" he mocked Wanda "Fredrick".
"Just because I happen to be smart doesn't mean I couldn't beat your ass, Superfly" spat Freddy indignantly.
"Freddy, cool it yo. I just never thought."
"When we lost Rogue she was the smart one right, Pietro was the gay one-" (Wanda's eyes widened) "-Lance was the bad boy, you were the comedian, and I was the tough fat guy who flew off the handle as comment of my weight".
"So to get a piece of Rogue back, symbolically in becoming Smart, Rogue was with me and the gap was filled" Freddy lowered his head solemnly.
Wanda pondered this, "So.Freddy What am I?" she asked casually.
Freddy blinked.
Todd hummed the funeral march.
"You Wanda were a beautiful flower, muddied and left to starve by your fathers soddy gardening" said Freddy, his eyes sparkling at her.
"Todd make a note, that is how you romance me" Wanda said glaring at him.
"O.o"
"On the Original topic what do you wish to take as your name Wanda? I elect we call you Starlet."
Wanda rose an eyebrow. Todd grinned. " That's dope , Slim." Wanda nodded hesitantly.
Todd let out a sigh of relief, "Okay then, Slim-" (Todd looked to Freddy) "- Starlet-" (Todd looked to Wanda with sparkling eyes) "-We are the Brotherhood of Neutral Mutants!"
"Todd?"
"Yes Slim!" said Todd, definitely not in the mood for deep thoughts.
"I'm hungry lets go get some food"
"FOOD? You just ate a half and hour ago!" Todd exclaimed.
"I'm a growing boy!"
Todd gapped at him, as the three made their way to the nearest diner.
"He gets bigger?" gapped Todd.
* * *
"Well I hope Mommy enjoys her day off" Reed said looking at his two children fondly. "Now, Johnny, You take good care of Franklin and Valeria." stated Reed.
"Piece of Cake. Now you go back to your little lab and go build an Robot- I'll take good care of the kids."
"I wish I could build a robot.Sue's making us go to the old persons home, for publicity." scoffed Reed.
"Uh.yeeaahhh.Have fun, stretchy" Said Johnny, patting Reed on the back. Reed sighed and exited the diner after casting a longing glance at Franklin and Valeria.
As Reed left, three other people entered the diner.A really, really, really huge guy, A frog looking dude, and a hot gothic chick.that looked a little scary. OF course, he paid no attention to this. They were in New York, for chrissake . There were weirder groups. Johnny sat back down at the table and started to read. Franklin was coloring. Valeria was picking at her burger, it being too larger to eat.
"Aww Val, lemme cut that up for you" Franklin said, gripping hold of his own fork and knife and cutting at the hamburger "Jeez.it's a toughie".
Valeria giggled, as she watched her brother try to cut the 6 dollar burger.
"Here.eat the bread first" Franklin said handing her a rigged cut of the hamburger bun.
Valeria gummed at the bun, starring wide eyed at Franklin who resumed his coloring.
Franklin's eyes darted out the window, they widened at the sight of a greasy old man climbing out of a toe truck and hooking the bumper of Johnny's red convertible "Unca Johnny?".
"Later Kid"
"Unca Johnny!" shouted Franklin.
"Not now!"
"Your car is being towed!"
Johnny looked out the window to see his car being towed away "HOLY SHIT".
"Shit" repeated Valeria cutely.
"Hold-on-kids-I'll-be-right-back!" Johnny shouted darting out of his seat and taking off out of the diner.
As if on cue, just at that moment a shady trench coated figure entered the diner.
Wanda looked at it suspiciously and nudged Toad, "Yo Superfly".
"Yes Wanda Darling?" he cooed.
"That guy looks kinda weird" mumbled Wanda poiting at the figure.
"Oh Snuggle Bunny, it's just the trench coat all people wearing a trench coat are weird" Todd replied smiling cutely at her.
"Do all Trench-coated figures try to kidnap children?!" shouted Freddy pointing at the figure who delicately lifted Valeria out of her high chair.
(duh, of course!)
"Excuse me what are you doing?" demanded Wanda hopping off her stool and marching over to them.
"Ma'am don't interfere" the figure replied, wiping out an odd looking gun and pointing it at Franklin.
"I don't think so" said Wanda glaring.
Todd looked out the window to see more trench-coated figures rushing to the diner door "Freddy stand in front of the door don't let them get in!" Todd commanded.
Freddy nodded, doing as he was told.
"Don't test me" spat Wanda at the figure.
"Are you going to stop me?"
"You don't know who your messing with!" scowled Wanda, charging hex bolts in her hands "DROP the baby now".
Wanda shot a hex bolt at one of his legs, unbalancing him. The Minion loosened his hold on the baby.
Todd's tongue shot at the baby and wrapped around her middle pulling her into his grasps, Valeria cooed contently.
Wanda took this chance to hex his gun, causing it to jam and fall to pieces on the ground.
At the door way, the Minion frustrated were shooting wild laser beams at Freddy's stomach, fortunately for Freddy they just bounced off "There's a reason they call me the immovable slim" he smirked.
"The Immovable Slim?" gapped one of the minions.
"WHAT'RE Y OU TRYIN' TO SAY THAT I'm FAT?!" exclaimed Freddy .
Suddenly, a fire ball hit at a group of the minions knocking them to the ground.
Johnny's who's body was lit on fire, glared at they're shuddering bodies on the ground "Why must we set ourselves up for this?".
One of the minion's groaned.
Johnny strolled forward, opening the door "Scuse me buddy, but would you please move your hide so I can get to my kids?".
Freddy growled and moved out of the way.
Johnny and Freddy moved past, as the minion who had been trying to kidnap the adorable Valeria flew out the door.
Johnny looked to Todd and Wanda, Wanda was now holding baby Valeria and rocking her in her arms.
"Uhh---can I have my baby back?" asked Johnny nervously, the sight of his little neice in the arms of this freaky Gothic Chic and his nephew holding onto the large of this froggy looking guy wasn't a comforting image.
Wanda looked to him, "What's with the baby? Why'd that guy want her so bad?".
"Look I don't know who you are but you may know who I am, I'm-" (Johnny smiled, in all his boyish charm) "-Johnny Storm".
"OH! OH! Your Johnny Storm you're the HUMAN TORCH! You're that gay FF member!" shouted Todd in a fit of laughter.
"I'm not gay, jeez you'd think the National Enquirer was news" spat Johnny.
"But you are the Human Torch!"
"Yes" Johnny smirked, "I am".
"So this is Baby-" Wanda looked to Todd.
"Valeria"
"So this is the baby of Mr. Fantastic and Mrs. Fantastic?" asked Wanda, starring down at the child.
"Heh, Heh she really doesn't like to be referred to as Mrs. Fantastic she's Invisible Woman" Johnny said quickly "Or Mrs. Richards..".
Todd took out a mini legal pad and scribbled this down, "I can sell this, "Invisible Woman, bitching about being called Mrs. Fantastic" it's perfect".
Wanda snatched it from his hands, "Sorry he's a little well-- he's a frog".
"Thanks for saving my baby, her mother would kill me if anything happened to her" Johnny said, reaching for the baby.
Franklin pushed his uncle to the side and waved his arms up to Wanda, "Here lemme have her".
Wanda couldn't help but smile, "Here" she said handing down baby Valeria.
"Shit" cooed Valeria happily.
Todd raised an eyebrow.
A group of reporters, and camera men bustled inside.
A female reporter, pushed a microphone in Johnny's face "Is it true that you're a negligent caretaker?" she asked devishly.
"No I'm not, my car was being towed away and I only had two payments left on it I didn't know that my favorite neice and nephew were in danger!" Johnny said putting on a face of false worry.
A male reporter walked to Wanda, "You helped bring down the kidnapper what is your name?" .
"Err-Starlet."
* * *
Scott watched the T.V with wide eyes, "Wanda saved a baby?" he asked breathlessly.
The Professor toppled out of his wheelchair, "I-I-I-" he stuttered.
Kitty looked to Kurt, "I've like never saved a baby, does that make her like better than me??!".
Kurt blinked.
On the screen, it focused on Todd's face, the Reporter said "So what do you call yourselves?".
Todd smirked, "The Brotherhood of Neutral-" a hand covered his mouth "Fighters" finished Wanda's voice.
"The Brotherhood of Neutral Fighters?!" the X-men exclaimed.
* * *
"The Brotherhood of Neutral Fighters?!" the Acolytes exclaimed, Pyro fell over laughing, as Magneto using Remy as his rag doll levitated the Cajun in fury and tossed him at the wall.
Pietro and Lance pulled away from the group.
"They're good guys now?" whispered Pietro.
"Neutral Fighters?"
"Starlet?"
* * *
Sue sped off down the street, in one of Johnny's miscellaneous sport cars.
Reed gripped onto the passenger's seat, for dear life no doubt.
"I trust him with my babies for a few hours and looks what happens! I'LL MAKE HIM INVISBLE AND NEVER MAKE HIM VISIBLE AGAIN! HE WILL DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!!!" Sue screamed.
"Sue you just hit a pedestrian!"
"HE'LL BE OKAY!"
Reed looked back at the figure, and smirked "Doom".
* * *
Franklin took Wanda's hand, "My dad'll want to meet yeh cause you saved us and all".
"He and my mommy will be here any second"
Johnny looked scared, "We can still make a run for it".
The diner door blasted open, Sue marched inside dragging a satisfied looking Reed.
"Hi Mommy!" greeted Franklin, walking to her.
Sue gasped, "Oh my poor babies!" she said kneeling down and embracing them.
Sue kissed Franklin's forehead, then Valeria's leaving two pink kiss marks "OH my babies! Are you alright?".
"Those three peoples saved us mommy" Franklin said pointing to Wanda, Todd, and Freddy.
Sue released her children and walked to Wanda "Thank you so much" she said hugging onto her.
Wanda blinked, "Your welcome" she said patting her on the back awkwardly.
"How can we ever thank you!" exclaimed Sue releasing her, now hugging Todd.
"Well you could-" Todd began but Freddy cut in.
"It was our pleasure".
The Reporter's filed out of the restaurant.
"Mommy they've got powers like you an' dad, an Unca Johnny an Unca Ben!" exclaimed Franklin.
"They do?" asked Sue with wide eyes.
"Yeah that girl can shoot power bolts-and that guy's got a really long tongue.and that other guy he's the indestructible Slim!" beamed Franklin.
"Well Reed we've got a lot to discuss I mean if my wittle Frankie is right then we've got ourselves our interns!"
"Interns?!" exclaimed Freddy, Wanda, and Todd in union.
* * *
Stevie: Well that was cute
Alice: **sobbs**
Stevie: Oh you stop it, just hit me and get it over with
Alice: No I know when I'm not wanted I'm just gonna go and crawl in a whole
Stevie: No you can't cause we need to go write the Second Chapter!
Alice: **starts to dig a hole**
Stevie: CATMAN! COME AND HELP ME!
Catman: **lands next to Alice** actually I agree with Alice, you are being cruel and heartless
Stevie: Oh Quiet You! Catmans gonna help me with the next chapter until Alice gets ahold of herself.
Catman: I think I'd rather stay in her hole-she's got comic books and hero clix!
Stevie: No you aren't I bought you, you lame Canadian Superhero your gonna help me
Catman: **sighs** Bye Alice, Bye People! Thanks for reading ^_^
