Catman: Well this is the Fantastic Fourth chapter ^_^ Hello again Evo Fans!

Stevie: We hope were writing satisfactory Brotherhood fanficition

Alice: Because if you don't think we are you might as well just come and kill us

Stevie: That's a bit dramatic, don't give them that they may use it

Catman: ^_^ Only on you two, everyone loves me

Alice: Ha, yea sure. You know what they'd do they'd send put you in a cage and sell you

Stevie: ^-^ I wouldn't let them don't worry, anyways Enjoy the Fourth Chapter!

"The Fantastic Brotherhood of Neutral Mutants"
by Stevie and Alice Storm

Chapter Four
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The family phone at the Baxter building rang.

Sue, who was cooking dinner, picked up the phone. Valeria bounced on her hip as she stirred the pot of Sauce.

"Hello, Sue Speaking."

"Um, is Wanda there?" asked a gruff voice. It was obvious the speaker was disguising there voice.

"Sorry, She's not here right now. Who may I say called?"

"Where is she?" asked the voice.

"Who is this?" Demanded Sue.

"Uhh.Logan."

"Oh, Hi Logan! How have you been?"

"Um.I just came out of the closet. Me and Xavier."

"Oh, how nice! You know, everyone knew. Is everyone ok?"

"Yea.I need to know where Wanda is."

"Oh, Sure. Downtown-At Belladonna."

"Thanks."

"So, you an Xavier.How's everyone taking it?"

"Good. Especially Scott and Kurt, seeing as they are also gay lovers."

"Really!? Wow!"

On the other line, 'Logan' held a hand over the receiver as he snickered."

"What about the girls? How are they taking this?" asked Sue, turning down the stove top and throwing some basil in the pot.

"Actually, they fell in love with an Acolyte."

"Who?"

"Pietro, of course."

"Pietro? Why him?"

"Why not! He's hot as hell, suave, debonair..speedy.what man or woman can resist him?"

"I cant believe your talking about a teenage boy like that!" shouted Sue.

"Im sorry.but it's true I mean come on"

"Your disgusting"

"I don't need to take this" grunted the voice, "I'm too beautiful".

"Oh yeah really.your very beautiful Logan"

"Your right I'm ugly and atrocious the only one I know who is soooo beautiful is Pietro oh yeah ooh yeah yeah baby"

Sue hung up the phone.

Pietro blinked, as he heard a dial tone "Well I just ruined about 4 of the X-men's reputations" he smirked.

Remy giggled madly, "Ooh call the Avengers next!" he squealed as he brushed Pyro's hair.

"No! I don't have time, I have to go talk to Wanda" Pietro replied handing Remy the cordless.

As Pietro left the room, Remy dialed a number.

Pyro stifled his giggles.

"Hello Captain America speaking"

"Hello this is Ororo Munroe of the X-men"

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Todd Leaned in.

Wanda pushed forward.

A streak of silver appeared at the window, unnoticed.

Todd panted. Wanda shook.

She pressed her lips onto his, savoring the scent of passion emanating from him. Todd gentle put his hands on her face and pulled her as close to him as possible, savoring every sensation. Wanda opened her mouth, and his tongue darted in. She stroked it gently with her own, as she rested her hands on his shoulders. The sensation was earth shattering.

Wanda felt like the ground beneath them was shaking.

At the window, the rain poured down own the observer.

Pietro pushed his face against the window.

"Wanda?" he squeaked.

"oh, Todd." She sighed as the broke off the kiss. He was still holding her face close to his. "your tongue.where did you learn to."

"Iv had lots of practice, yo. Its one of my most used body parts." he said playfully, kissing the tip of her nose.

"WANDA TODD!" squealed Pietro.

The two looked to the window, eyes widened "Pietro?" they asked in union.

In a flash Pietro had sped off.

"That was weird, yo" Todd said looking nervous.

"Was he even here?" asked Wanda faintly.

"I dunno.was he?" Todd scratched the top of his head.

The two began to ate their dinner, contemplating what just happened.or what they thought just happened.

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Pietro stopped outside the Acolyte head quarters, "My eyes!" he cried "My eyes!" .

Sabretooth who was taking out the trash (they have trash cans? weird) looked at him and blinked.

"AHH!!"

Pietro tumbled to the ground, "THAT IS SO GROSS!".

Sabretooth looked at the trash, "It's most of yours".

Pietro rolled around in the snow, pulling at his hair "AHHH!! NO!!!".

Sabretooth snorted, "You know I don't even know why I take out your damn trash".

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sabretooth put the trash in the can and started back in the house, "Ungrateful little.I take out his trash.make him breakfast.do his chores.clear out his junkmail folder on hotmail and this is what I get?".

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!".

Sabretooth sniffled and ran towards the house, a riffled edge opening appeared and he ran through.

"STOP THE AGONY!"

Sabretooth ran into the kitchen and wiped his eyes on a dish rag "AHHH SOAP!".

Magneto entered the kitchen and raised an brow to Sabretooth as she scratched at his eyes and hissed madly.

"Okay stop Sabretooth.stop your gonna make it worse come here I'll hold you" Magneto embraced a struggling Sabretooth "I'll ease the pain".

Pyro and Remy bounced into the kitchen, and starred at the couple's sweet embrace.

"What the hell?".

Remy snatched the kitchen phone off the hook and dialed a number, "Yeah Hello? Alpha Flight? This is Professor Xavier of the Xavier Institute for the gifted youth. Yeah well I wanted to say, we hate you Canadians cause you put gravy on your French fries and we want to recruit Puck".

On the other line, Narya screeched "IT"S DELICIOUS YOU MORON! AND IF YOU WANT PUCK SO BAD YOU CAN HAVE HIM!!!".

Puck lowered his head.

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"Well that was a nice dinner" Wanda said shyly as they rode home, 'You'll have to make the first move' "Do you want to do it again sometime?".

Todd's eyes lit up, "Really, Cool, yo! Yeah!".

Wanda laughed.

"Hey Wanda.was that really Pietro outside the window?" asked Todd nervously "Cause he'll kill me, yo".

Wanda sighed, "I wouldn't let him kill you".

Todd glanced to the side at her, and smirked "Good cause it's the same with me, Cuddlelumpkin".

Wanda cleared her throat, Wanda was about say something to this but didn't. Let him have his pet names, sometimes it's all he had going for him.

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"So."

"So."

Wanda and Todd stood face to face on the door step, both looking shyly off to the side.

"How do you normally end these things?" asked Wanda sheepishly.

"Umm.see this is sort of.my first.so." Todd mumbled.

"Jeez."

"I want to kiss you again" Todd replied, "But I'm not sure.If you want me too.".

"I-want you too" Wanda replied quietly.

Sue floated above, holding onto Reed like a Rag doll "Aw, that's so romantic" she sighed, "You were never that romantic".

"I was plently romantic" Reed defended, "It was just weird because you were so young".

"Do you think they'll get married?" asked Sue warmly.

"I think it's a little bit early to predict that" Reed replied, tickling her sides.

"No!" cried Sue in a fit of laughter dropping them both to the ground.

Thankfully, they had landed at a safe distance away from the two teens, and began wrestling on the ground playfully.

"I have good senses Mr. Fantastic" grinned Sue, "I know they'll be together forever".

"That's a pretty strong prediction have anything to back it up, Invisible Woman?" smirked Reed.

Sue sat on Reed's stomach, pinning his arms on the ground "Well-they have that look in their eyes when they look at each other.that look.we have".

"That's strong enough evidence for me" Reed smiled.

Sue leaned down, and pecked his lips innocently before grinning like a school girl.

"I feel like a teenager" said Reed, as Sue plopped next to him, nestling into the crook of his arm. She sighed, and put a hand on his heart.

"I love you Mr. Fantastic."

"I love you, Invisible woman."

At the front door, Wanda's ears perked up.

"Did I hear something?"

"It was probably nothing." Said Todd as he leaned towards her. Wanda wrapped her arms around his waist and pulled him against her.

"Are you going to kiss me, Superfly?" asked Wanda, licking her lips, "Or are you afraid I'll get lipstick all over your cute little face?" she teased.

"Small price, Babycakes, Small price." He said, as there lips met in playful affection. The softness of Wanda's full and cushiony lips against Todd's moist, plump ones mirrored the feeling that they shared between them perfectly.

"Their a cute couple, ain't they?" said Freddy, as he and Ben sat perched by the second story window.

"Which one?" asked Ben, he himself was looking at Sue and Reed.

"Wanda and Todd"

Ben elbowed Freddy and pointed at Sue and Reed, "Now that's a cute couple".

Freddy shrugged, "D'ya think big lugs like us will ever find love Ben?".

"Well..I've had love.but it's not all it's cracked out to be so don't wish it on yourself just yet" Ben replied with a rough pat on the back.

"Better to have loved and lost" Freddy replied.

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Xavier sat in his study, holding his study phone in one hand and a wine glass in the other.

Xavier dialed a number and tilted his head to the side so the phone would red on his shoulder, gently he swirled the wineglass.

"Hello?" came a voice on the other line.

"Oh Yes, Johnny? It's Charles" he replied.

"Oh hey Charles-it's kind of late Really late why are you calling? Oh.is this about Logan?" asked Johnny.

"About Logan?"

"About you two coming out of the closet as lovers" replied Johnny with a chuckle.

"WHAT?!?!"

"In my opinion, you can do better I know you want to feel young, but Logan?" Johnny laughed.

"Oh no no no no no, that was not Logan that couldn't of been cause I am not his lover. Logan's dating Ororo"

"Huh, well I can understand why your pissed I mean you probably weren't ready for people to know yet"

"Tell me Johnny" the Professor said weakly "How many superhero's does Sue know?".

"Everyone"

"Kill her for me Please"

"Oh I think it's too late for that budy, oh and what in the hell did you say to Alpha Flight? Puck just checked into a mental hospital for severe depression"

"We didn't do anything"

"Narya said you called them Stupid Canadians"

"But I didn't!"

Xavier's line beeped, "Wait hold on, I've got another call".

Xavier pressed a button, "Hello?".

"Xavier, you and Logan?"

"Who is this-Erik?"

"You forgot about all our time together didn't you?" he sobbed "Pretending that it never happened".

"When we canceled the wedding-"

"WAIT! Hold on we never had a wedding! WE HAD ONE NIGHT"

A sinister snicker was heard.

"Who is this?" shrieked Xavier.

"And the Cajun strikes!" laughed Remy's voice.

The sound of a dial tone.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Johnny heard the dial tone on Xavier's end of the line, "Weird" he said as he hung up.

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Stevie: Well it's not a cliff hanger ending, but you guys like that right?

Catman: I sure do, I hate waiting

Stevie: Cause you're my catty man'

Catman: Awww, well she's got to go write the third chapter of Roomies so see you later

Stevie: And don't forget to Review ^_^ Bye Bye!