Chapter 2

The Script

Disclaimer:  Wouldn't it be funny if J. K. Rowling did write fanfiction, and had to write a disclaimer?  What would she say?  "I don't own any of this; it all belongs to me!"  Anyways, we're not.  We know.  Don't sue.  Unless you feel like it, then we can be our own defense attorneys.  It'll be fun.

A/N: This story starts where the other one left off.  If you need help remembering, Draco just succumbed (fun word) to us, the authors, and said a very stupid line.  It was "That sounds just peachy, Virginia Weasley."

"Good, next line Draco."

"I don't know my next line," Draco complained.

"Why not?  You are supposed to know your lines."

"Well, can I look at the script?"

"Fine," we agreed.  Characters who don't know there lines annoy us.

Draco:  That sounds just peachy, Virginia Weasley.

Ginny:  Great!  I'll go tell my brother!  (Flips her long, straight, green hair over her shoulder and turns to leave)

Draco:  Wait!  (grabs her hand, which is decorated with a bracelet with spikes) Your brother doesn't like me.

Ginny:  Right.  Maybe we should keep this a secret.

Draco:  Good idea.  We'll tell him after I put my dad in Azkaban, and get on your family's good side.

Ginny:  Sounds like a plan!  ( She flipped her long, curly, red hair over her shoulder)  I'll see you in potions, because I'm so brainy I skipped a grade.

Draco:  Yes, maybe you can be my partner for today and nobody will notice anything strange.

"What a load of crap!"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that her hair was green a second ago and now it's red."

"Yes, well, we couldn't decide whether she should be a rebel, or a goody-two-shoes.  Just keep reading."

Draco:  But before you leave, remember that I'll never let go of your memory.  I'll never let go, Ginny.

Ginny:  Oh, Draco!   (Runs to kiss him)

Ron:  Oy!  What the hell are you doing?

Ginny:  Um, hi, Ron.  You're not mad are you?

Ron:  No, of course not!  I could tell that you've been in love with Draco for years!

Harry:  Hey, Ginny.  Draco, old buddy!  How are you doing?

Draco:  Not bad.  (Turns to Ginny.  Softly,)  Are you and Harry together, 'cause…  (Suddenly he starts to sing, with Harry and Ron doing back up.)

"I don't know what he does to make you cry

But I'll be there to make you smile

I don't have a fancy broom

To get to you, I'd walk a thousand miles

I don't care if he buys you nice things

Does his gifts come from the heart?

I don't know

But if you were my girl, I'd make it

So we'd never be apart

But my love is all

I have to give

Without you I don't

think I could live

I wish I could give the world to you

But love is all I have to give

When you talk

Does it seem like he's not

even listening to a word you say

That's ok baby

Just tell me your problems

I'll try my best to kiss them all away

Does he leave when you need him the most?

Do his friends take all your time

Baby please

I'm on my knees

Praying for day that you'll be mine

But my love is all I have to give

Without you I don't

Think I could live

I wish I could give the world to you

But love is all I have to give to you

Hey girl

Ohhh

I don't want you to cry no more

All the money in the world

Could never add up to all the love that I have inside

Out of you

baby

and I will give it to you

all I can give

all I can give

all

Everything I have is for you

you, you, you, you

What I need

My love is all that I have to give

My love is all that I have to give

Without you I don't think I could live

I wish I could give the world to you

but love is all I have to give

all I have to give

My love is all that I have to give

Without you I don't think I could live

I wish I could give the world to you

but love is all I have to give

to you

Oh, oh, oh

All I have to give

Without you I don't think I could live

give the world to you

but love is all I have to give

That's all I go to give

My love is all that I have to give

Without you I don't think I could live

I wish I could give the world to you

but love is all I have to give"

Ginny: No, Harry and I are not together. (Pushes glasses up over her nose and runs a hand through her short, wavy, orange hair)

"You people are nuts!" Draco cried.

"We are not!"

"You are too!  I would never sing Backstreet Boys!  They're gay!  And what the hell was that crap about never letting go!  It sounded like a bad muggle movie!"

"It was," Hermione said tonelessly.  She and Ginny were still there, watching with a keen interest.

"You were just singing Avril Lavigne!  You have no right to call people gay!"

"I will not say this."

"We'll send you to Hollywood, remember.  There you can start a career as a singer.  We might even make you impersonate Pink!"

"Fine!  As long as I don't have to say anything nice about Potter!"

A/N:  We would like to thank:

All of our reviewers for inspiring us to write another chapter to this story

Our father for leaving us sitting outside the ice skating rink for an hour with nothing to do but plan this story

Draco Forever More (Araz) for hopefully not freaking when she realizes that we were making fun of most of her stories when we wrote this

And the Backstreet Boys for hopefully not freaking when we called them gay.  Actually, Draco did, but that's not he point.

And our reviewers (again) for responding so quickly to the story.  I guess the humor readers are faster then the romance readers.

We apologize if you think that we were making fun of your story.  We actually enjoy D/G and write some, ourselves.  But we just had to write this funny little thing.  There will be one more chapter after this.  We'll have it done in about a week.