A/N:  We have gone way past Backstreet Boys and Avril, now.  Today you will read something that we are sure you have never read before.  Draco Malfoy will be singing…WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!  You'll have to find out.  Oh, and we didn't use Pink because she is too depressing to make fun of.  If you want a Harry Potter character singing Pink, you have to Read our other story, Once More With Feeling: Harry Potter Story.  Cheers.

Disclaimer:  HA!  If you think we're J. K. Rowling, you're insane!  We're not!  And we didn't write the song that Draco sings here either!  You'll have to find out who does, later.

Chapter  3

Draco brushed on his makeup and glared at the ceiling.  "I hate you guys for this!" he yelled, fingering his now long blonde hair.

"All you had to do was finish the script.  But, no!  You had to go and get all cranky and make us write a whole other chapter!"

"But, I still don't understand how this happened," he whined.

"That's easy.  Dobby, who was angry at you for kicking him brutally out of the way when he was making your bed ten years ago, decided to get revenge.  He and Jar-Jar Binks looked up this curse that turns you into someone else, and in this case, it was Brittany Spears."

"You really suck at writing plots, you know.  Why didn't you just say that I was kidnapped by wild monkeys who thought that I was their long lost prince and insisted on feeding me rotten bananas everyday?  Then you could have made me escape by disguising myself as Brittany Spears and then got picked up by some groupies who took me to my next concert!"

"Ooh!  Script change!"

Draco growled at the ceiling, when the manager came in.  "You have five minuets," he said and then slammed the door behind him.  Draco growled once more, but then fixed his silver tank top and bright pink, leather pants.

"How can I change back?"

"You just have to sing one song, and then you will morph back into your self."

"I hate you.  You said I would be Pink," he grumbled as he made his way out to the stage.  He looked around at the cheering crowd and began to sing.

" used to think

I had the answers to everything

But now I know

That life doesn't always

Go my way

Yeah

"Feels like I'm caught in the middle

That when I realize

I'm not a girl

Not yet a woman

All I need is time

A moment that is mine

While I'm in between

I'm not a girl

"There is no need to protect me

It's time that I

Learned to face up to this

On my own

I've seen so much more then you know

now

So don't tell me to shut my eyes

"I'm not a girl

Not yet a woman

All I need is time

A moment that is mine

While I'm in between

"I'm not a girl

But if you look at me closely

You will see it in my eyes

This girl will always find

Her way

I'm not a girl

I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe

Not yet a woman

I'm just trying to find the woman in me

All I need is time

That is mine

While I'm in between

I'm not a girl

Not yet a woman

Not now

All I need is time

A moment that is mine

While I'm in between

I'm not a girl

Not yet a woman"

Everyone clapped when he finished.  Draco, of course, was changing back and ran off the stage as not to disappoint his adoring fans.  Once in his dressing room, however, he found that he wasn't alone.  "Hermione!"

"Draco, don't make a sound.  If you do she'll know I'm in here."

"Who?"  Draco asked before the door burst open and a very angry Ginny was standing there.

"You whore!  You knew Draco was my man and yet you come prancing in here like the slut you are!"  Ginny reached out and slapped  Hermione.

"Me?  I told you that I was deeply in love with Draco way before you decided to lay you bitchy eyes on him!"  Hermione slapped Ginny back.  Then Ron burst through the door.

"What the hell are you doing in here?"

"We are in control of our own life, Ron!"  They both turned to yell at him.

"That's not what I mean!  I mean that I wanted Draco for myself!"

"Oy vey," Draco moaned as he put his hands over his ears.  Above, he could here laughing.  The evil laughter of the authors who put him in situations like this every day.

Disclaimer 2: Brittany Spears sings that song and would collect the money that we earned from it if we earned any money.  This is the end of the story.  Don't ask us to write anymore!  We have six other stories to write and this was only supposed to be 1 chapter long!