Logan's Most Wonderful Day at the Beach
Slowly Logan climbed out of the X- Van, groaning. Professor Xavier had thought it would be a wonderful idea to take Scott, Jean, Rouge, Kurt, Kitty, and Evan to the beach. 'Wonderful day my foot.' He thought to himself as the others jumped out of the van. Kurt and Evan were carrying a tub full of beach toys. Logan sulked after them then plopped down on the sand. "I going to get some shut- eye, so don't do the following: die, drowned, get eaten by sharks, or you're not even listening to me." Logan sighed before leaning back and going to sleep.
Jean and Kitty were lying out on towels trying to get a tan while Rouge read and the guys were goofing around in the water. "How long do you think till they get eaten?" Asked Jean rubbing sun tan lotion onto her shoulders. "Oh, I don't know maybe five minuets." Replied Kitty staring out at the guys and rolled her eyes as Evan dunked Kurt. Suddenly they heard a BAMF noise and the smell of smoke and brimstone. "Are you going to sit there all day? Come on! The waters great!" Kurt questioned his thousand-watt grin in place. "No thanks. The whole point of tanning is staying out in the sun." Jean said eyeing him wearily. "Aw you're no fun! Let's just make you fun!" Kurt placed a hand on each of their shoulders and teleported, reappearing about ten feet over the water. The three of them fell into the water with a giant splash. "KURT!" Screamed Jean and Kitty in unison. Evan, Scott, and Kurt were laughing hysterically. "Oh you think it's funny do you?" Jean yelled at Scott. "Calm down Jean! The look on your face was so funny!" Scott said trying not to laugh. "Wait till I get my hands on you!" Kitty screeched at Kurt swimming forward. Kurt was laughing to hard to swim away. As Kitty's hands encircled his neck, Kurt only laughed harder. She pushed forward with all her weight forcing Kurt's laughing head under water. "Kitty! Don't kill him!" Evan warned pulling her off him. "Easy for you to say!" Kitty hissed, glaring at Kurt as he surfaced for air. Kitty was about to say something else but a loud snore sounded from the beach. Evan and Kurt turned to see Logan sleeping peacefully on the sand. Almost identical evil grins appeared on their faces. "Anyone want to make a sand castle?" Evan asked looking around. The others nodded in agreement. Evan turned to look at Rouge who had not seemed to hear him. "What about you?" "Huh?" She asked looking over the top of her book. "You wanna make a sand castle out of Logan?" Rouge glanced at Logan then back at Evan. "I don't favor an early death." Evan shrugged before turning back to the others.
They hurried out of the water and over to the tub of shovels, buckets, and other digging supplies. ************************************ One Hour Later ************************************
Logan was dreaming about a training simulation where he had to defeat a giant, evil, green, space chicken. He stirred in his sleep and could hear people saying something. "Aw! He moved!" "Now I have to put this castle corner up all over again!"
Hearing louder noises Logan stirred again and opened his eyes. Blinking wildly then almost yelping surprise. His whole entire body had been covered in sand. "Ok. Don't move Logan! Let me get my camera." Kitty said happily before running of towards the X-Van. Kurt, Evan, and Scott were laughing and soon Logan saw why. He was a mermaid! There was a flashing light and Logan turned to see Kitty lowering her camera away from her face.
In one swift movement Logan jumped to his feet and raged at them furiously, only making them laugh harder. **********************************Three Days Later**************************************
Logan walked down the front stairs to breakfast grumbling about something. He passed the clipboard where announcements were posted. He saw several photos posted up but ignored them. Then suddenly he did a double take and turned to look at the photos. One of them was of him lying in the sand as a mermaid and written across the top was, "Maid or Man?". The other photo was of him in the sand and all the others around him laughing. Letting out a yell of rage he ran to find the X-Men and plot his revenge. The End?
Slowly Logan climbed out of the X- Van, groaning. Professor Xavier had thought it would be a wonderful idea to take Scott, Jean, Rouge, Kurt, Kitty, and Evan to the beach. 'Wonderful day my foot.' He thought to himself as the others jumped out of the van. Kurt and Evan were carrying a tub full of beach toys. Logan sulked after them then plopped down on the sand. "I going to get some shut- eye, so don't do the following: die, drowned, get eaten by sharks, or you're not even listening to me." Logan sighed before leaning back and going to sleep.
Jean and Kitty were lying out on towels trying to get a tan while Rouge read and the guys were goofing around in the water. "How long do you think till they get eaten?" Asked Jean rubbing sun tan lotion onto her shoulders. "Oh, I don't know maybe five minuets." Replied Kitty staring out at the guys and rolled her eyes as Evan dunked Kurt. Suddenly they heard a BAMF noise and the smell of smoke and brimstone. "Are you going to sit there all day? Come on! The waters great!" Kurt questioned his thousand-watt grin in place. "No thanks. The whole point of tanning is staying out in the sun." Jean said eyeing him wearily. "Aw you're no fun! Let's just make you fun!" Kurt placed a hand on each of their shoulders and teleported, reappearing about ten feet over the water. The three of them fell into the water with a giant splash. "KURT!" Screamed Jean and Kitty in unison. Evan, Scott, and Kurt were laughing hysterically. "Oh you think it's funny do you?" Jean yelled at Scott. "Calm down Jean! The look on your face was so funny!" Scott said trying not to laugh. "Wait till I get my hands on you!" Kitty screeched at Kurt swimming forward. Kurt was laughing to hard to swim away. As Kitty's hands encircled his neck, Kurt only laughed harder. She pushed forward with all her weight forcing Kurt's laughing head under water. "Kitty! Don't kill him!" Evan warned pulling her off him. "Easy for you to say!" Kitty hissed, glaring at Kurt as he surfaced for air. Kitty was about to say something else but a loud snore sounded from the beach. Evan and Kurt turned to see Logan sleeping peacefully on the sand. Almost identical evil grins appeared on their faces. "Anyone want to make a sand castle?" Evan asked looking around. The others nodded in agreement. Evan turned to look at Rouge who had not seemed to hear him. "What about you?" "Huh?" She asked looking over the top of her book. "You wanna make a sand castle out of Logan?" Rouge glanced at Logan then back at Evan. "I don't favor an early death." Evan shrugged before turning back to the others.
They hurried out of the water and over to the tub of shovels, buckets, and other digging supplies. ************************************ One Hour Later ************************************
Logan was dreaming about a training simulation where he had to defeat a giant, evil, green, space chicken. He stirred in his sleep and could hear people saying something. "Aw! He moved!" "Now I have to put this castle corner up all over again!"
Hearing louder noises Logan stirred again and opened his eyes. Blinking wildly then almost yelping surprise. His whole entire body had been covered in sand. "Ok. Don't move Logan! Let me get my camera." Kitty said happily before running of towards the X-Van. Kurt, Evan, and Scott were laughing and soon Logan saw why. He was a mermaid! There was a flashing light and Logan turned to see Kitty lowering her camera away from her face.
In one swift movement Logan jumped to his feet and raged at them furiously, only making them laugh harder. **********************************Three Days Later**************************************
Logan walked down the front stairs to breakfast grumbling about something. He passed the clipboard where announcements were posted. He saw several photos posted up but ignored them. Then suddenly he did a double take and turned to look at the photos. One of them was of him lying in the sand as a mermaid and written across the top was, "Maid or Man?". The other photo was of him in the sand and all the others around him laughing. Letting out a yell of rage he ran to find the X-Men and plot his revenge. The End?
