Logan's Revenge
Logan ripped the photos of the clipboard and stormed down to the kitchen. As he slammed open the door he found the rest of the X-Men enjoying breakfast. Upon seeing him several of them began to laugh. Professor Xavier sat at the head of the table smirking. "No hard feelings right Logan?" Asked Scott. Before he could answer Logan got an idea and awful idea. The perfect revenge had just hit his mind. "No of coarse not. Everything is perfectly fine." Logan replied his voice in an eerie calm tone. "I thought so. Come on its pancakes today." Scott and Logan sat down at the table. Soon Scott was engaged in a conversation with Kurt about the importance of pickles on a BLT sandwich. "But why do they call it a Bacon Lettuce and Tomato? Why not BLTP?" questioned Scott looking across the table at Kurt. "Listen have you ever made a BLT without pickles?" Kurt questioned back raising an eyebrow. "No but," "See! What do you think Logan?" Silence. "Logan?"
Logan was not listening at all. He was off in his little world plotting a most evil and wonderful revenge. Kurt looked at Scott shrugged and they continued on with their conversation. Logan was going to need an accomplice. Someone who would help him carry out his plan. Looking around the table he sighed most of the X-Men had been involved in the attack of the mermaid sand. Then his view rested on Rouge. Perfect.
After breakfast he found Rouge sitting in the library reading some Gothic book. "Hello Rouge." Logan said sitting down on the end of the couch she was sitting on. "Oh hey Logan." Rouge replied looking up from her book. "Could I ask a favor from you?" "Sure." She said closing her book and looking up at him. Then Logan told Rouge his plot for revenge. Once finished she looked as though she was thinking it over and deciding to help or not. To his surprise Rouge smirked and asked, "When do we start?" "Good girl. We have to get this set up over the weekend so they suffer at school."
Over the weekend Rouge and Logan set up the revenge. First taking care of Kurt, then Evan, Scott, Jean, and finally Kitty.
On Monday morning Kurt woke up and went to take a shower. Turning on the water he jumped in and grabbed some soap. Strangely when he looked at his hands they seemed to be pink. He grabbed a towel and teleported out. To Kurt's horror when he looked in the mirror he saw not blue fur but hot pink! An earsplitting shriek echoed through the mansion.
Staring after a screaming Kurt, Evan shook his head and went to take his own shower. Making sure he had his own shampoo he started to wash his spiked and dyed yellow hair. Once his hair was completely lathered up Evan leaned back to let the water wash out the soap. After drying off he looked in the steam covered mirror but there seemed to be no yellow. Evan wiped off the mirror and gasped, he was completely bald!
Deciding not to take a shower Scott changed clothes and found his red sunglasses. Seeing nothing strange he went down to breakfast. Thinking what he couldn't see couldn't hurt him was a very, very, bad idea.
Kitty had heard about Evan and Kurt's tragedy so she was on her toes about anything too abnormal. She sat down at the vanity in the room she shared with Rouge and started on her make up. First she put on some blush, then lipstick, eye shadow, and mascara. All seemed to be going normally then her make-up seemed to be changing colors. Her blush turned blue, then her lipstick, lime green, the eye shadow neon orange, and her mascara purple. Kitty jumped up and ran downstairs screaming even louder than Evan and Kurt combined.
Downstairs at breakfast it was a living nightmare. Kurt had tried everything to change his fur back to blue. He even had his holo-watch on but unfortunately the hair on his head remained pink. There was nothing to be done for Evan's shining head. Kitty couldn't even smudge her make up.
When Scott opened the door to the kitchen everybody froze. "What?" He asked looking around at them. "Um Scott here." Jean held up a compact mirror and then he saw what everybody was laughing about. You know those little goggle glasses where the eyeballs pop out of the glasses and are attached by a slinky? Yeah. Poor Scott couldn't do anything. He had only one pair.
The day went mostly horribly, awful. Those poor innocent X-Men, what did they do to deserve this? At lunch they all sat sulking at one table. Perfect prim-rose Jean was completely fine nothing had happened to her........ Yet. "Aw, cheer up guys I'm sure everything will be back to normal soon." Jean sat down with her friends then suddenly a bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurb farting noise came from her chair. Everyone in the lunchroom went quiet then a chorus of laughs echoed through the hall. "Nice one Jean!" Scott laughed before falling over laughing. "Augh!" She yelped standing up and seeing a whoopee cushion in her chair. *********After all the makeup, pink dye, and goggle glasses baldness stuff was dealt with. ************
After Kurt was back to normal, Evan was back to normal, Kitty bought new makeup, Scott restored his glasses to normal, and Jean's rep. was restored they were gathered in the den for an immediate meeting. Once all were in the same room Rouge and Logan greeted them. "I hope this all this unluckiness has taught you a lesson." Logan said. "What?" They all asked in unison. "You don't mess with Wolverine."
THE END
Logan ripped the photos of the clipboard and stormed down to the kitchen. As he slammed open the door he found the rest of the X-Men enjoying breakfast. Upon seeing him several of them began to laugh. Professor Xavier sat at the head of the table smirking. "No hard feelings right Logan?" Asked Scott. Before he could answer Logan got an idea and awful idea. The perfect revenge had just hit his mind. "No of coarse not. Everything is perfectly fine." Logan replied his voice in an eerie calm tone. "I thought so. Come on its pancakes today." Scott and Logan sat down at the table. Soon Scott was engaged in a conversation with Kurt about the importance of pickles on a BLT sandwich. "But why do they call it a Bacon Lettuce and Tomato? Why not BLTP?" questioned Scott looking across the table at Kurt. "Listen have you ever made a BLT without pickles?" Kurt questioned back raising an eyebrow. "No but," "See! What do you think Logan?" Silence. "Logan?"
Logan was not listening at all. He was off in his little world plotting a most evil and wonderful revenge. Kurt looked at Scott shrugged and they continued on with their conversation. Logan was going to need an accomplice. Someone who would help him carry out his plan. Looking around the table he sighed most of the X-Men had been involved in the attack of the mermaid sand. Then his view rested on Rouge. Perfect.
After breakfast he found Rouge sitting in the library reading some Gothic book. "Hello Rouge." Logan said sitting down on the end of the couch she was sitting on. "Oh hey Logan." Rouge replied looking up from her book. "Could I ask a favor from you?" "Sure." She said closing her book and looking up at him. Then Logan told Rouge his plot for revenge. Once finished she looked as though she was thinking it over and deciding to help or not. To his surprise Rouge smirked and asked, "When do we start?" "Good girl. We have to get this set up over the weekend so they suffer at school."
Over the weekend Rouge and Logan set up the revenge. First taking care of Kurt, then Evan, Scott, Jean, and finally Kitty.
On Monday morning Kurt woke up and went to take a shower. Turning on the water he jumped in and grabbed some soap. Strangely when he looked at his hands they seemed to be pink. He grabbed a towel and teleported out. To Kurt's horror when he looked in the mirror he saw not blue fur but hot pink! An earsplitting shriek echoed through the mansion.
Staring after a screaming Kurt, Evan shook his head and went to take his own shower. Making sure he had his own shampoo he started to wash his spiked and dyed yellow hair. Once his hair was completely lathered up Evan leaned back to let the water wash out the soap. After drying off he looked in the steam covered mirror but there seemed to be no yellow. Evan wiped off the mirror and gasped, he was completely bald!
Deciding not to take a shower Scott changed clothes and found his red sunglasses. Seeing nothing strange he went down to breakfast. Thinking what he couldn't see couldn't hurt him was a very, very, bad idea.
Kitty had heard about Evan and Kurt's tragedy so she was on her toes about anything too abnormal. She sat down at the vanity in the room she shared with Rouge and started on her make up. First she put on some blush, then lipstick, eye shadow, and mascara. All seemed to be going normally then her make-up seemed to be changing colors. Her blush turned blue, then her lipstick, lime green, the eye shadow neon orange, and her mascara purple. Kitty jumped up and ran downstairs screaming even louder than Evan and Kurt combined.
Downstairs at breakfast it was a living nightmare. Kurt had tried everything to change his fur back to blue. He even had his holo-watch on but unfortunately the hair on his head remained pink. There was nothing to be done for Evan's shining head. Kitty couldn't even smudge her make up.
When Scott opened the door to the kitchen everybody froze. "What?" He asked looking around at them. "Um Scott here." Jean held up a compact mirror and then he saw what everybody was laughing about. You know those little goggle glasses where the eyeballs pop out of the glasses and are attached by a slinky? Yeah. Poor Scott couldn't do anything. He had only one pair.
The day went mostly horribly, awful. Those poor innocent X-Men, what did they do to deserve this? At lunch they all sat sulking at one table. Perfect prim-rose Jean was completely fine nothing had happened to her........ Yet. "Aw, cheer up guys I'm sure everything will be back to normal soon." Jean sat down with her friends then suddenly a bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurb farting noise came from her chair. Everyone in the lunchroom went quiet then a chorus of laughs echoed through the hall. "Nice one Jean!" Scott laughed before falling over laughing. "Augh!" She yelped standing up and seeing a whoopee cushion in her chair. *********After all the makeup, pink dye, and goggle glasses baldness stuff was dealt with. ************
After Kurt was back to normal, Evan was back to normal, Kitty bought new makeup, Scott restored his glasses to normal, and Jean's rep. was restored they were gathered in the den for an immediate meeting. Once all were in the same room Rouge and Logan greeted them. "I hope this all this unluckiness has taught you a lesson." Logan said. "What?" They all asked in unison. "You don't mess with Wolverine."
THE END
