It was in da middle of the day. Or was it da middle of the night? The sun is very screwed up. Anyways...Nny was up and about doing stuff. What was he doing? I have no clue. He was looking for something that is all I know. While he was looking, he found a lighter! Oooooo!!! It must of been his because it had a Z? on it, but he wasn't quite sure. Neither was I. Then he flicked it. POOF!! A blue and orange flame appeared!!! It be so magical!! "Heh. Fire," Then it went out. He then flicked it again and the flame appeared. Whoo!! More magic!! He then be stupid and waved his hand through the flame! "DAAHH!! It burns!!" He threw the lighter and blew on his hand. Then suddenly...suddenly...suddenly...(stop with da suspense!!) his curtains caught fire!!! HAH!! "EEEEKK!! NO!! Not me curtains!!!" he starts to run around screamin' like a fire engine. "WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! RHNNN RHNNN!!! Where da fire ma'am?!" He spots a bucket with liquidly substance in it. He picks it up and throws it on the fiery curtains. BOOM!! The curtains catch more fire!!
"NO! Me biscuits are burnin'!! Not the biscuits!!!" He clutches his head and screams. While he is screamin', the flames suddenly POOF! away.
"Oooooooohh!!!" Yes, Nny, it is very magical. He spots the lighter and picks it up. "You is me new friend!! Come! Let's play new friend!!" ZOOM! He is out of his house faster than you can say oogledoogleshmooglydorf!!!
He is now walking downtown, where there are so many squirrels playing tag. Tag is fun. It is much funner to watch squirrels play leap frog, but let's not get into that. Then...THE SQUIRRELS ALL GOT SHOT IN DA HEAD BY A GUY NAMED BRANDO!!! Nny walks away from the bloody squirrel massacre. Brando laughs.
Up ahead, Nny sees a girl. She is blond, and has a very skimpy outfit on. Also she is bending over. Nny sees his opportunity. He walks up casually behind the blond girl and Flick! Poof!!! DA GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!
"AHHHH!!! I'm on fire!! Somebody!! Lick my shoes!!" She goes down in a firey, melty heap.
"HAH!! I am da Lord of the Flame!!" Does the Lord of the Dance stance. Hey!! I rhymed!! Ever wonder where i got my name??

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