A/N: the cleaning scene and the dancing scene in the next chapter are concepts thought of by my friend Kyle

Draco and his friend, Henry, walked down the hall and into another hall. After walking in this hall they walked into another hall, "These halls are fantastic," said Henry.

Finally they came up to a door and Draco tried to open it but it was locked, "Unlockticus!" he said and the door opened.

They walked in and seeing how boring the room was Henry said, "If I wanted to be somewhere this boring I would be vacationing in the country with a package of licorice and some string."

Draco frowned at his friend's strange statement and said, mock sadly, "Yes. So, it's nice that you transferred to Hogwarts, I need some one to help defend me against Potter and his friends."

"Well, I should think so, I don't know what I would do if I had to live with some one with such messy hair."

Draco noticed the time and said, "We're late for Potions."

"Let's go," said Henry, then, "Run Draco! Run!"

When the two of them reached class it had already started. Draco and Henry went and sat down and Snape pretended not to notice that they were late. Draco soon began to fall asleep on his desk but looked up abruptly when Snape said, "Potter, I want you to come up here and help me demonstrate for the class how to do the nasty."

"What?!" asked Henry, "What kind of 'unique' teaching style is this?"

"What are you talking about Henry?" asked Snape.

"Well," he replied, "It's pretty creepy that you'd want to do that in front of the class, I mean, come on, that's got to be illegal."

"All I wanted was for Potter to demonstrate with me how this potion can clean bathrooms…you know, do the nasty—clean a bathroom."

Henry looked uncomfortable but said, "Ok…continue."