Draco was just as disturbed as Henry was about the strange way to describe cleaning a bathroom but he didn't say anything, as he was very tired. Harry went up to the front of the room and cleaned a tiny bathroom model using only one drop of potion. Draco thought this was a little bit silly and said, "Why on earth would we need to know how to clean a bathroom? That's what other people are for."
"Yes, yes," said Snape, "But some people may find that it will come in handy later in life." Ron noticed that Snape was staring directly at him when he said this.
"I suppose," conceded Draco, chuckling sinisterly.
Class went on for about fifteen more minutes and Snape began to wrap up the subject of bathroom cleaning. When he finished wrapping it up he said, "Now, Potter cone up to the front of the room one more time."
"Alright," sighed Harry.
When he got to the front of the room Snape said, "Now dance with me."
"What?" asked Harry, he was beginning to regret waking up that morning.
"We need to show the class a new dance I made up."
"Why?" Harry wanted to know.
"Yes, professor," said Henry, "Why?"
"I don't know!" said Snape and burst into tears.
Harry began to back away slowly worrying that if he disturbed the man any further it could bring disaster.
Henry looked around with an amused expression on his face and then said, "I say, Draco, does this sort of thing happen often at your school?"
"Not too often," was the reply, "But then, Snape has been acting strangely lately."
"Hmm…" Henry pondered, "And has his hair always been so greasy?"
"Yes, unfortunately. I often find it difficult to sit through class feeling thoroughly disturbed by his lack of hair hygiene."
"Stop talking about me as if I'm not here!" cried Snape and then ran into his office, sobbing.
That was too much for Henry and he started laughing quite a bit. Finally, when he was able to talk, he said, "That was just too amusing. I wish I had come to Hogwarts years ago. It's not every day that you get to see a young person with very messy hair make an absurd professor with greasy hair cry."
