Draco was becoming increasingly worried about his close proximity to Harry. Fortunately he didn't really need to be worried at all because, what with Harry being all noble, he was completely safe. They sat in the bedroom for awhile, enveloped in an uncomfortable silence.
All of a sudden Ron and Hermione burst into the room, "We're here to save you," Ron pointed out.
"Oh dear, why are you two naked, in bed together, with Draco tied up?" asked Hermione.
"Well," began Harry, "We were kidnapped by this guy with hair so bad even I noticed it and he did…something…to us while we were unconscious that involved us being naked in a bed. I'm still naked because for some reason I just haven't put my clothes on even thought they're right there on that chair. Draco's naked because he's tied up and I don't want to dress him and he's tied up because he wouldn't stop thrashing around when he remembered that there are germs around…he has issues."
"I see," she replied, "Well, let's go back to Hogwarts."
"But the holiday can't be over, it's only been about one day."
"It's just time."
"How did you defeat the man with the terrible hair?"
"I don't know, it doesn't matter. Get your things, we're leaving."
"Ok."
A/N: This chapter is really short because I just needed to segue into the next, all slash chapter.
