A/N: WHAHA! This chapter is the big 3-0!!!!!!!!!

Harry chased after his blonde "friend" and soon caught up with him in another empty classroom. "What's with all the empty classrooms?" asked Harry.

"Who knows…" Draco replied and he would have continued if one Albus Dumbledore hadn't entered the room at that exact moment.

"I think I can answer your question, Harry," he said.

"Can you?" asked Harry, trying to be mysterious.

"Yes," said Dumbledore, after which there was a long, long pause.

"Oh for Christ's sake!" said Draco, "Just answer the Goddamn question!"

So Dumbledore said, "The reason for all the empty classrooms, Harry, is that I think bizarre slash pairings are just adorable and I want to make sure everyone can get in on the fun. Having empty classrooms everywhere makes this possible," he finished the statement with a smile and a twinkle in his eye.

"That's so creepy!" said Draco.

"No, it's charming," Dumbledore argued, "Isn't it, Harry? You're my favorite student."

"That's very flattering Professor," said Harry, "But I think I'm going to have to side with Draco on this one. Your perverse attraction to bizarre slash pairings has gotten downright disturbing. I think it all started back when my parents were in school and you kept on trying to get Professor Snape and Sirius Black to, 'hook up.'"

"He did?" asked Draco, with an expression of complete horror on his face.

"Yes, Sirius told me all about it."

"That's just unsettling."

"Yes, yes it is."

"Well," said Dumbledore, with a twinkle in his eye, as if he was completely oblivious to what was being discussed, "I'd better be going; I have something school related to do, no doubt."

"Bye," said Harry.

Draco didn't say anything, he was to busy giving Dumbledore his best look of disgust.

After the old man was gone, the greasy haired man walked in. "Hello Draco, Harry," said Snape, looking with disdain at both of them. "I just came to tell you that you both have detention alone, at midnight, in a room with a door that has a spell on it that makes it impossible to open from the inside or outside until the spell is taken off."

"Isn't that a fire hazard?" asked Harry.

"Probably, but you don't need to worry about that."

"Why not?"

"Because, a fire just isn't important to the plot."

"I love the plot."

"Yes, we worship the plot. Well, I'll see you both at midnight." And with that, Snape left the room.

A/N: Let's pretend that that was a cliffhanger because I never write cliffhangers because each of my chapters are as boring and pointless as the last. So…wait with anticipation to find out what happens in detention!!!