The newest fic from The Crimson Lugia's Crazy Insane Fic Collection:

~All in a Day's Insanity~

First off: This is NOT connected with my series of Random Insanity fics.

Oh yeah. Here are the rules:

Keep your arms and legs inside the fic at ALL times. Doing so may result in serious injury to your mental sanity. If you have any sanity, that is. If you don't, then I guess you're safe. I try to keep it serious, but slightly nonsensical at the same time. I'll develop the story more later on….

I plan to update this every day. If I do not, then it's probably because my deranged mind has

A: Gotten bored.

B: Exploded.

C: Is too insane to write anything.

Okey-dokey. On with it!

Chapter 1

Valentine's Day At the Indigo Plateau

(the first scene is in a relatively noisy room, where a certain Pokemon League Champion is snoring loudly. He hardly ever sleeps in, because usually the Elite Four talk so loud they wake him up dreadfully early anyway…)

Lance: Ugh. (wakes up) Where is everyone?

(Lance gets up from his bed and sees a note on his door. It was in Koga's handwriting, it seemed.)

Lance,

It's Valentine's Day, so we all went out to eat breakfast.

I thought you might want to sleep in.

We're going to Pokemon Masters Wo-Buffet (A/N: Wo-buffet! Get it? …Okay, never mind) if you want to reach us. Come over as soon as you read this ^_^

-Koga

(Lance sighs)

Lance: How come they didn't tell me? I usually wake up pretty darn early anyway.

(scene changes. We see the Elite Four, the Gym Leaders, and a few random Authors scattered all over a new place called Pokemon Masters Wo-buffet. The camera zooms in on the first table)

The Crimson Lugia: Heck, what do they serve here that's appetizing, anyway? I can't seem to find anything recognizable on this menu.

Corrector9Yui: What do you mean? *I* think it looks delicious.

TCL: What looks delicious?

C9Y: (looks at TCL's menu) Um, Crimson… I think you've got the menu upside-down.

TCL: Ummm…. I knew that.

C9Y: Suuuuuuure.

Lccorp2: When are those waiters coming? We've been here for hours.

(Sandact6 walks in. Lccorp2 gets up and worships him.)

Sandact6: ????

LC2: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue were-pokeism!

(Meanwhile, at the next table…)

Falkner: I don't believe it. Look at all the chicken on this menu. No respect for birds nowadays.

Whitney: (is sitting at one end of the table by herself) …And beef too! Think about all those Miltank…

Morty: You guys are being overemotional. Whitney, I'm pretty sure they make beef from cows. They don't hurt actual Miltanks.

Whitney: Well it's cannibalism and I'm against it!

(everyone ignores Whitney)

Whitney: Whaaaat?

(at the third table)

Karen: This sure is fun. We're being treated like celebrities.

Koga: And TCL's not making us go on Game shows!

Will: Or play nintendo games!

Bruno: or sticking us in twisted romance fics!

(all four sigh in happiness… but they acted too soon)

Lance: (barges in) No one cared to tell me you all were going out to eat for Valentines Day! Where do I sit???

Koga: here Lance, you can sit right here by Bruno and me.

Lance: (mutters)

(silence)

Koga: Soooooooo… Does anyone have anything interesting to say?

(everyone shakes their head no)

(back to the second table)

Clair: Morty, pass the bread.

Morty: I don't have any lead.

Clair: No! Morty, pass the BREAD.

Morty: I'm not giving you my head!

Clair: ARRGH!! THE BREAD, MORTY!!!

Morty: Why would *I* have a shed?

Clair: BREAD!!!

Morty: (confused) You want something red? Well… okay. (hands Clair a red piece of paper)

Clair: ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jasmine, please pass me the bread.

(Jasmine passes Clair the bread)

(Clair glares at Morty, who shrugs)

(back at first table)

C9Y: Clair! Stop being so rough on Morty!

Clair: It's not my fault!

TCL: Please. Both of you sit down before someone gets hurt.

C9Y/Clair: No!

TCL: (towering over C9Y and Clair) I SAID SIT DOWN!!!

(Corrector9Yui and Clair sit down obediently)

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(back at the plateau, the elite four/Lance are appalled to see their mailboxes flooded with stuff. All five shrug, and begin to sort through the mail. We zoom in to Lance)

Lance: Junk… Valentine… More junk… More valentines… (sighs)

(suddenly Lance finds an very large, mushy card in his pile)

Lance: O_O Okay, who wrote this?

(Lance finds a very disturbing love junk written on this large, expensive looking pink card… Which happens to be signed "Your Secret Admirer")

(Lance screams, then faints)

(camera zooms to Karen's gym)

Karen: What on Earth is that maniac Lance screaming about? He scared me half to death. (she is sorting through her own pile, but finds nothing of interest.)

Karen: oh, I found plenty of things of interest… But TCL would rather not write about them…

(Riiight. Anyway, to save some space/time, Will, Koga, and Bruno are wondering the same thing. About Lance screaming and all)

Will: What's up with him? Oh well, never thought he was totally sane (continues reading through his little pile)

(scene changes. We see Morty's eyes widening at the sheer quantity of mail he has)

Morty: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

TCL: That's the disadvantage of being Yui's favorite! ^_^ Now…

(scene changes yet again. Lance is still sprawled out on the floor of his gym, and he has "X" eyes)

Lance: X_X

(Koga walks in)

Koga: Oh my. I know this is none of my business, but… (he peeks at the paper Lance has in his hand, and runs out screaming)

(We see Karen looking satisfied, having just finished organizing all of her mail)

Koga: (runs in and scatters the mail in all directions)

Karen: KOGA!!!!! Great! Now I have to organize them again! -_-

Koga: But, but I just saw something disturbing!

Karen: What???

Koga: LANCE HAS A SECRET ADMIRER!!!!

Karen: O_O Wow. That's hard to believe.

Koga: Aiyeeeeee!!! It's the end of the world!

(he runs out, screaming, leaving a very confused-looking Karen standing surrounded by mail in her gym)

Karen: (at the sky) AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON HERE!!! (she screams and faints)

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That was weird… That is all I have to say… Besides Review… And tell me I'm insane just so it can be confirmed…